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Cymphonique - No Days Off album review

Cymphonique - No Days Off has some of the freshest beats ever heard in pop music. These modernized beats leave much to be desired. Cymphonique gives her album a fresh breath of pop flair.


Cymphonique explains how she can see bullshit a mile away on the hot track called Since Jordan.

Cymphonique woke up this morning feelin' like she is already rich. I woke up this morning feelin' already in her bliss. She looked in the mirror and said, “You know you a rebel.” Then the mirror looked back and told her to never settle.Cymphonique sees the game for what it is. So she stays in her lane. She ain't swervin' in no ditches.

Cymphonique stays in her corner but you'll never box her in it as she is too focused. She got infrared on her vision. Why are people trying to break her down like she doesn't know division?Why are people trying to her like they don't know who they are quizzing? Cymphonique can see bullshit a mile away.
She can moonwalk that bullshit. She ain't been on bullshit since Michael Jordan played.

And that's the way it is. The way she has been gettin' it from the get-go. There’s no doubt about it. Plain and simple. Just don't ever try to play her because she can see bullshit a mile away.



Cymphonique explains what she saw during her vacation in South Beach, Florida with her song South Beach. She explains what chain events went down with her vacation in South Beach, Florida.

Cymphonique is ready for the weekend. She has got the loud pack in her backpack. This bad chick has got a fat bag. Big money. I'm taking fast ass. South Beach has got some real freaks. That nigga she sees is in Miami heat. Real people know the real Cymphonique. She gets a sneak peek of some movie scenes at the theater.

Cymphonique hits the club late night in the VIP section. But she ain’t looking down at those who aren’t VIP and those who are of lesser status whether it lower social status or economic status. That is what these specific lyrics imply.

Baby when I touchdown
Hit the club but is all of brown
Vip I ain't looking down
High on life I get fed round

Weekends are her favorite because she take off in that laddish. Cymphonique gets so faded during vacation. But the weekend you get your freak on. Just turn up for the weekend. Live it while you are eating. She’s been grinding while you’ve been sleeping.


Air 2 Fire uses those old school style New Orleans bounce beats KLC and Craig B used to produce for No Limit back in the 1990s and 2000s. Cymphonique gives the song a fresh breath of pop flair over a clean blissful piano solo. Overall the song is New Orleans bounce beats over a clean blissful piano solo performed with pure elegance.

They only got tonight. When he came into Cymphonique’s life, it was air to fire. Or in this case air 2 fire. The passion, presence, and desire. Both of them are beautifully all alone. She sees it happening currently. Oh baby. They so caught up in the moment. Cymphonique asks her man to tell her why he was jealous when he knew he wanted it.

4/5****!

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Rich Homie Quan – I Promise I Will Never Stop Going In album review

Rich Homie Quan – I Promise I Will Never Stop Going In is one of the best Atlanta rap albums from 2013. The album was so futuristic and ahead of its time despite being released at the right time. Back when tick tock was a sound from a clock and Corona was the name of a beer brand. Quan kept it fresh with that fresh trap sound.


Walk Thru was so futuristic and ahead of its time with those trap beats along with those high quality synths and soundscapes. Quan kept it fresh with that fresh trap sound. Those beats and lyrics stood the test of time. This is another one of those trap songs that will never get old undoubtedly. Quan and Problem are in this bitch. Watch them walk through.

This shit hits different after so many years have gone by and flew right past you. Walk Thru is a  song which is a timeless classic in its own right. This shit hits different after you’re doing good and you got your life straight.

Rich Homie Quan be feeling like the man when he walks through. He ain’t stunting what you saying when he walks through. He’s got all these hoes staring when he walks through. He done made a few bands when he walked through. Watch him walk through.

Sitting at the round table making boss moves with Gucci on his feet. Watch him as he walks through. Who got more money? You or Rich Homie Quan? He usually walks through with his nigga. Best believe he got the tool on him. Why the fuck do you need glasses just to see him? He got that V12 running at full speed. And he’ll jump the fence if he’s see 12 coming. Even if he were blind, he could still smell money. He can't trust no outside niggas as they could tell on him and rat him out to law enforcement.

Quan keeps his eyes on you fuck niggaz with these lyrics. “Even if I were blind, I could still smell money/I can't trust no outside niggas, they could tell on me/I’m the alphabet boy ‘cause I keep an L on me/I smoke good, throwing up my set in your hood, nigga”

It’s money over here. What you thought, clown?Play crazy while you high will have you knocked down. No frowns around here, bruh. We all smiles. Have your peoples tell promoters that Rich Homie Quan is coming through. She got a thing for them big dick balling niggas.


WWYD discusses and explains how people will do anything for some money.  

Rich Homie Quan knows a lot of niggas out here broke who will do anything for that paper. And he knows a lot of bitches out here broke wearing a lot of fake hair (weave/weaves) and a bunch of make-up. Quan was broke at one point in his lifetime. He remembers when he used to not have cable. He remembers he would stay up because he was hungry. Back then he would do anything for some paper. Straight up. He remembers he was broke down bad for the longest time.

If you owe Rich Homie Quan, you better pay up. Don't talk that shit. Show him. He’s got a couple bitches saying they know him. But he’ll let the money talk for him. What would you do for some paper? What would you do?

You prolly wanna suck a little dick. Prolly wanna fuck with Quan’s clique for that paper.  Why you hatin'? Rich Homie Quan ain't gotta prove you shit.

What would you do for some paper? Would you cross your partner for some paper? That ain't real, shawty. That money got your head fucked up. That's your partner girl but you fucked her, and ya’ll supposed to be like brothers. Bitches reppin' Rich Homie like a sorority girl.


They Don’t Know explain how people don’t know what Rich Homie Quan has been through in his lifetime. People don’t know what Rich Homie Quan has been through. They don't know the half. They only know what he tells them.

They don't know about the brand new car he just bought or about the brand new house. They don't know about the brand new chick that he just fucked with some good head. They don't know about the brand new bezel on the Rolex.

He got a brand new choppa for the same old hater. Niggas mad that a nigga can't stop.They don't know about the old school whip that he keep pulled up. They don't know about the old school days when a nigga had waves. He wore a du-rag every night. And it's still money over bitches. Rich Homie over all niggas. He needs some more commas for these digits as he done ran his sack up. I know the situation sound a little crazy.

They don't know about the time when a nigga got pulled over. They don't know about the bag that a nigga had stuffed in the trunk. Because they were too busy worried about insurance. Now them niggas trynna ask him how he does it. They don't know about the pain that a nigga been goin' through lately. Shit done got a little crazy lately.

Quan, he had a change of face. Used to be George Washington, and now it's Ben Franklin. They don't know about the new spot which is his house that he just purchased with the cameras everywhere so they see your ass. With these diamonds lookin' like water.


Get TF Out My Face is the definition of a heated trap song. Those beats and lyrics stood the test of time. This is one of those trap songs that will never get old undoubtedly. The song tells haters, instigators, and nosy people to get the fuck out of Quan’s face.

Paparazzi trying to take pictures of Rich Homie Quan. Rich Homie Quan tells them folk to get the fuck out of his face. He don't fuck with 12 because he heard they be listening to a nigga’s conversation. He fucked someone else’s bitch. Now they trippin’. Get the fuck out of Rich Homie Quan’s face unless you owe him some money. Get back. Where you was at when a nigga had nothing? I'm talking when a nigga was hustling. Way before the clubbing ever occurred.

The lyrics to Verse 1 are what made the song a memorable trap classic.

[Verse 1]
Paparazzi trying to take pictures
Tell the folk to get the fuck out my face
I don't fuck with 12
'Cause I heard they be listening to a nigga conversation
I fucked a nigga bitch and I ain't trippin
Better tell him get the fuck out my face

5/5*****!

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Rich Homie Quan - Still Goin In: Reloaded album review

Still Goin In: Reloaded by Rich Homie Quan is one of the eccentric Atlanta rap albums from 2013. The album was so futuristic and ahead of its time despite being released at the right time. Quan kept it fresh with that fresh trap sound.


Investments is Quan invested in himself personally.

They say the smartest thing you can do is sign yourself. So Quan did just that. And that might have been the best thing he ever did. He got a bank like an investor. And people hate Quan because he is successful. Niggas saying that they'll help ya but they really all the same. And he finally realized that these niggas just want to see him down. They just want to see Quan fall. That’s just fucked up.

These bitches try to cherish the moment so they are taking pictures. Quan earned his black shirt and white stripes to make it official. He had to get a young fuck nigga straight but couldn’t speak up on the issue. Quan made a name for himself.

Lyrics to the chorus are self-explanatory.

[Chorus]
I got a bank like an investor, I'm a CEO the game
And they hate cuz I'm successful, for myself I made a name
Niggas saying that they'll help ya but they really all the same
And I finally realized that these niggas just want to see me down
Want to see me fall, want to see me down and fucked up
Hope to God I'm dead and locked up, want to see me down
Want to see me fall, want to see me down and fucked up
Prayin' to God I'm dead and locked up

I swear ya’ll don't know the half about Rich Homie Quan. He got blessed. These niggas are pure pussies. He can see it in their faces. Quan is buckin' on these niggas like smoking weed on probation. Don't ask me how.


Quan explains how his vision is clear in hindsight in Glasses Off. He explains how he can see the attitude through his mean eyes.

Quan had to take his glasses off because he couldn't see you and believe it. He had to see with his own eyes. He can see the attitude through his mean eyes. Look a man straight in the eyes to prove that he ain't lying. And that's the reason his glasses are off.

Now Quan must speed on with his day. He thinks that Porsche coupe not driving fast enough. Millie was the person who was not driving fast. Now that nigga Millie is in court for shootin' no basketball but for driving under the speed limit and aggravated assault. Now Quan would love to see Millie out of that nasty place called court. His aggravated assault was caught on camera raging. But Quan feel that shit was instigated by someone else (fed up). Quan is in fuckin' disbelief after hearing the guilty verdict.

Quan talked to homie just the other day. He can see it on his mother's face that she was under stress. And her heart ache. The note on her car is late.

5/5*****!

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Rich Homie Quan - The Gif EP review

Rich Homie Quan gave us the gift of goin in forever with his 2018 digital EP called The Gif. This release is the gift that keeps on giving online. He proves he hasn’t lost his step and still has fire bars with them verses of his. This release uses a mixture of trap beats and drill beats simultaneously.


Cash On Me is about how Quan can’t talk to this girl will all this cash on him. It’s hard to talk with all this cash on him.

Shawty wanna know what’s happenin. Shawty got a little bit of ass on her. This shawty got a brand new Gucci bag on her. She walks in the club with the racks on her. Quan can't even talk with the cash on him. It’s hard to talk with all this cash on him.

Quan can count a million dollars in one hand. He ain't bragging. She like bitches. Quan likes bitches too. She likes money. He likes money. Hard to talk with all this cash. Don't worry about his money or his business, okay? Don't worry about your bitch coming home tonight. She gone be okay. Tell them folks the business. Okay?

Rich Homie Quan has got too much money in the safe. That’s how full his safe is. He keeps it real. He ain't with the bullshit. Still putting money in the wall for nothing. Or in this case still putting money in the wall for anything. He’s not scared to bust his pistols out if necessary. He has a need for speed. That is why he is on auto start. Quan is in that section where them rich people be.


Rich Homie Quan attempts to get his thoughts straight while sipping on hard liquor with the song Thoughts Str8.

Rich Homie Quan is sipping hard liquor to get his thoughts straight. The road is blocked. So he is jumping fences when the cops chase him. He’s got cognac in his cup. Coincidentally he doesn’t know how scotch tastes. Quan is grinding by getting money nightfall to morning while touring.

He looks at himself in the mirror and said, "That money won't change." Quan is trying to purchase a bigger house so there would be no more complaining. His money is good and his lawyer is straight. If a nigga disrespect Quan then he might not be breathing.

However there are a lot of red flags around him and everybody else. They know he got it out the streets. He wrote his name in the city of Atlanta, Georgia. Still fighting those demons when he goes to sleep. He gets closed off when he smokes that weed. If he would’ve kept popping molly, he would be throwed off.

It’s hard to realize what Quan has been going through lately. His girl stayed down through all the controversy with him regardless of the outcome for both of them in any run. People are throwing shade at Quan for his profession. He ain't worrying about what they are saying or what they are doing. He has sacrificed way too much just to lose it all. Run up on hi and he’ll let that ruger blow you away.


Quan discusses how he is fighting his own personal inner demons on the song called Skeletons with Boosie Badazz. Rich Homie Quan has got some skeletons he is afraid to bring out.

I'd be lying if I told y'all Rich Homie Quan ain't have feelings no more. You know what I'm sayin’? I feel all this shit, nigga.

Rich Homie Quan has got some skeletons which he is afraid to bring out. He has got some secrets he can't tell you. Secrets that are on his mind. He told his mama no more cryin’. Her oldest son is going to make her proud. She said, “Son, go get that money. Don't let them leeching niggas around you. You need someone to have your back” Especially when it all gets bad. He might stuff his problems in this blunt. Loyalty is deeper than words. You got his back. He got your front.

Rich Homie Quan is at Magic on a Monday just minding his business. He gets something to eat from the kitchen. He ain't got time for no bitches. It didn't take long to get up here because he was flyin' in a Bentley. The DJ played all his new shit. Quan had to slide him a $50 dollar bill which was obligatory. Shit ain't how it used to be. It certainly feels like Quan is growin' too fast. He bought everything he ever wanted because he was broke in the past. Watchin' the dope boys run it up. They gave him hope in the past. They turned that dope into cash. He ain't worried about none of you busters. I can't joke when they playin’.

Boosie Badazz got some skeletons up in his closet. He don't like to talk about it. He is afraid that he  might get stalked about the skeletons up in his closet. He’s got so many hoes and so many Rolexes. Not to mention baby mama drama. He is lit off Cali shit. He needs someone to have a nigga’s back. So he be with them cats that he knew before the rap. They gonna protect Boosie Badazz like Obama. Man they got a nigga’s back.


Quan sped up his flow in an unorthodox manner on Covered in Shit. He keeps getting better and better with each track. Ironically and humorously, Covered in Shit is one of the hottest tracks on the album by the standards of Rich Homie Quan fans.

5/5*****!

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PINK GUY - Pink Season album review

The PINK GUY album Pink Season has some of the most foul, volatile, bizarre, and inappropriate humor ever heard. Songs such as STFU, Small Dick, White Is Right, and Dog Festival Directions will certainly trigger the politically correct and the “woke” crowd. PINK GUY certainly gives no fucks in regards to crossing all boundaries. This is a comedy rap album with a touch of spoken word that is considerably pure genius. His music serves as an edgy outlet for his audience. Pink Season is one provocative parody album.


Pink Guy explains he has a small dick which contributes to his lack of ability to sexually pleasure women on Small Dick. He feels ashamed to have a small penis.

I bet you didn’t know about Pink Guy’s small dick. Pink Guy has a small dick which is only 7 inches long. If your penis size is under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women. His penis is so small that he pisses on his balls. It’s so small when it gets really cold. His dick is only 7 inches long and he is ashamed. Size always matters. Bigger dicks are way better. If you’re under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women.


Dog Festival Directions is about a festival known as the Lychee and Dog Meat Festival which takes place on June 20 in the largely rural and poor Guangxi Zhuang region of China. This festival lasts for 10 days and consists of eating dog meat considered by locals to be delicious. 

If you want to eat some dog, Pink Guy has good news. There's an annual dog festival where you can eat all the dog you want it's located in Yulin, Guangxi, China. And the festival spans about 10 days with 15,000 dogs that get consumed by humans into human bodies. It goes from the 20th to the 30th of June.

First you take a flight to Guangzhou, China. Once you get off at that airport, you’ll need to as around for the Guangxi provincial bus which costs 20 US dollars and it's a 4 1/2 hour long ride. You might have to stay there a full night depending on the time you arrive.

You get off at Maoming West once you arrive. Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs once a day and you have to buy another ticket which is $22 bucks. Soon enough, you'll be eating some dog. Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin. I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel. Yulin Lijing International Hotel has a sauna and fitness center. However the Yulin Lijing International Hotel is $50 bucks a night with free complementary breakfast and a free cancelation fee.

When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about and he or she will give you directions. So take a cab. But don't get ripped off. If you're white, they'll charge you double. I shit you not. But anyways, the dog festival.


Pink Guy explains his love, affection, and fixation for English professional conspiracy theorist and writer David Icke. Pink Guy plans to expose the “real” truth of the world around us.

Pink Guy flexes like David Icke, He thinks he knows the truth.These UFOs are real and these documents are proof, man. Aliens are human. The aliens are here. The reptilians are here. The Illuminati's listening. Hitler never died. The Holocaust's a lie. The moon landing's fake. They never went to space. Our president's a clone who always gets replaced. Jews are reptilians funding Israel to kill the Palestinians. I hope you know the truth because because David Icke was right.

Back in the records, religious beliefs, etcetera, these were the ancients and the accounts of the ancients, these entities which spawned different names. Some people call them a serpent race, some people call them demonic. In the Islamic culture they call them djinns. All different names.


Uber Pussy is the second most hilarious song on the album next to STFU. PINK GUY is on the prowl for pussy. He parodies a variety of Asian accents such as Arabic accent, Afghanistani Indian accent, and Japanese accent.

The best part of the song is the bridge which begins at 1:15.

[Bridge Ad-Libs]
يا من هواه
WOOO! Yeah!

Here is how Verse 4 should have continued instead of ended. Verse 4 should have used lyrics to the hook to make song sound more complete. Verse 4 should not have ended with the lyrics “I’m gonna bust right now/With consent”.

[Verse 4]
Indian pussy (Ooh), Asian pussy (Oh)
Brown pussy (Oh), black pussy (Yeah)
White pussy (Mmm), pink pussy (That's good)
Pastrami sandwich pussy (Yeah)
All kinds of pussy (Yo), all kinds of pussy (Delicious)
I love every kind of pussy (Yeah)
I need to nut, I need to nut
I need to nut, right now
I need to nut, I need to nut
I'm gonna bust right now
With consent
Pussy, pussy, give me that pussy
Pussy, pussy, I need that pussy
Indian pussy (Ooh), Asian pussy (Oh)
Brown pussy (Oh), black pussy (Yeah)
White pussy (Mmm), pink pussy (Oh yeah)
Red pussy (Mmm), yellow pussy (Oh yeah)

5/5*****!