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Master P - Clean Get Away album review

Master P made his way onto the music scene with his full length album Clean Get Away in 1991. The album was underground gangsta rap from the Bay Area of California at its finest. Now the album is filled with violence and sex as one would expect with a gangsta rap album.


Getaway Clean explains how Master P is on the run from police. If you ever get chased be the cops, pay close attention or you'll get beat.

Police are looking for Master P. Master P is a suspect who is armed and dangerous. He was ducking the Dodge and moving the fuckers through the tracks. Now he’s moving at a fast pace. Will the cops catch P? No way. They'll never find him as he makes a getaway clean. A clean getaway.

It's time to make his move. So he jumps into the groove. He can't stop because he might get popped. While on the run from police, he apparently shot a ghost in the back to the old school. The ghost was back for revenge to terrorize somebody.


Dana You Can Bang Her is about this girl named Dana which P had an encounter with. Master P warns men not to fall in love with Dana because they will get used. This is another one of them freaky tails. You can already tell by the title alone that the song is explicit in nature.

Now this is how the shit began. There once was this girl named Dana. The dick was the only thing that contained her. She had real big tits and was built thick as fuck. The girl was fine but she was a slut. Master P met Dana by one of his friends named Big O. They were just chillin' by his homie named Pat. Then P heard a knock on the door. Then he unlatched the lock. This girl Dana came in and showed P her cot.

Apparently Dana is everybody's good bitch. Dana is the neighborhood bitch. Dana is a bitch that can fuck all night long. She'll love it if a man has a big penis. A one night stand is what she is.

One night she came over by Master P’s house. She grabbed his dick and sucked it like a bottle which drove him crazy. Then she sucked on his nuts and jacked him off. The most outlandish she did to him was she poured honey up his ass and started to lick. He tells her to stop immediately. He eyes turned green and she said, "Give me all ya got." Then she hit the kitchen and got some ice. She rubbed the ice on his nuts and dick. Then she jumped up and did a handstand upside down singing, "You're my magic man" Dick juiced her all in the face.

Here is what Dana looks like. She wears real tight clothes and some small little draws. She has a tattoo on her ass which is a picture of a flower. And she drives a 300 ZX. At most she comes out after hours. Master P warns men not to fall in love with Dana because they will get used.


Master P turned the term and phrase “Jack of all trades” into Jack of the Jackers on his 1991 song Jack of the Jackers. Jack of the Jackers was his buzz single. Think of the Jack of all trades in gangsta rap style. Master P proved he was soon to come up in this rap game.

Master P caught you slipping. So he took you with a gank move. Master P is a new gangsta, gangbanger, slanger, dope dealer, murdering motherfucker, and a headbanger.

Bodies and large lessons talk. You step to the P and you come up short. The No Limit mafia is out robbing. They jack your beats. And engage in stealing and start siding. You can't say shit. I bet you didn’t. Master makes another jack move because he is the jack of the jackers. You just got did by the jack of the jackers.

The world is his. So he took it like Scarface. He kill for a gangsta beat and will snatch you. You see a beat. He asks for a funky 808.

4/5****!

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Joker The Bailbondsman – Gather Near, Joker's Here!! album review

Joker The Bailbondsman – Gather Near, Joker's Here!! is a classic Alaska rap album/Alaskan rap album which only real OG Alaskans know about. Most people don’t have the album because the album was released on CD and cassette only by the Anchorage, Alaska based record label Inlet City Records in 1997. CDs were compulsory for all musical wants and needs back then. That’s why this album is so hard to find. Joker did it the biggest as he was the biggest rap star out of the AK. Joker was always on his grind. Who knew Anchorage rap could be so dope? Alaska rap/Alaskan rap album is sorely overlooked. Those G-Funk style basslines and synths make the album enjoyable to listen to.

So much dank is filled with those dope G-Funk style basslines, chords, and synths. The basslines are what make the song stand out the most. The song goes hard. Now only real OG Alaskans know about this song.

Fantasies of an erection is one of those low quality rap songs which can be considered karaoke rap due to the quality in Joker’s vocals. The song Fantasies of an erection is about the wet dream Joker had about fucking this bitch. The song is an Anchorage version of Klondike Kat - Check Yo Bitch and Too $hort - Freaky Tales.

Do what you do uses those dope whirly organ chords you would hear in church or an orchestra. Those whirly organ chords have a warped effect to them. All to make the song more captivating.

Stuck in a cell (Baby J live from McLaughlin Youth Center) is an Anchorage classic. For those who don’t know, Alaska was bout it. Only real OG Alaskans know about this song. Baby J was incarcerated at the McLaughlin Youth Center at the time song was recorded. Unsurprisingly the low is very low quality.

Niggas aint ready for this explains how niggas aren’t ready for Joker The Bailbondsman’s style of rap.  Joker did it the biggest as he was the biggest rap star out of the AK. Joker was always on his grind.

4/5****

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Joker The Bailbondsman - Bipolar album review

Joker The Bailbondsman - Bipolar is a classic Alaska rap album/Alaskan rap album which only real OG Alaskans know about that was released during 2004. Joker did it the biggest as he was the biggest rap star out of the AK. Joker was always on his grind. Who knew Anchorage rap could be so dope? Alaska rap/Alaskan rap album is sorely overlooked. This album was more commercial sounding and club oriented than his previous albums.


Ladies Coming Over is about the all the ladies who are coming to Joker The Bailbondsman’s house to party. There was a music video for Ladies Coming Over which was seldomly played on BET’s BET Uncut in 2004.

Joker The Bailbondsman has some ladies coming over to his house this evening. All of these fine ladies home come to Joker The Bailbondsman’s house to party and drink on Hennessy. They are smoking tree's in Anchorage at night. They are about to get into some freaky shit before they leave Joker The Bailbondsman’s house.


Money In A Ziploc Bag was the dope classic that was played in clubs across the state of Alaska back in 2004. Money In A Ziploc Bag briefly put Alaska rap/hip hop on the map. This was the edited version and not the dirty version people demanded for. There was a music video for Money In A Ziploc Bag which was seldomly played on BET’s BET Uncut in 2004.

You can hear pain and anger in Bizzy Bone’s verse the same time. His verse was the unique and poetic verse on the song. The lyrics to his verse, which was Verse 1, went like this.

I don't give a fuck if you from Cali
You don't wanna see Bizzy Bone in a deep dark alley
In a row where the hood go you know
When we burn the clubs and get at it
Drunker than a yiddy mop splitty mop
See them in the club and we hit em with the big shit
Big enough for the wig split, big weed and big chips
Mo nuts, mo gunz, more heart, no love for them sharks momma
Hit em with the mini mack and its like that
Tell him bring on the drama, drama
Said its all about the karma, I don't know
But maybe if you digged inside you will find a reminder of all your life
Times is tough, and if your up then nuff said
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck
Come along the way and ill be there when they all are gone
Said I would lay some more heat yeah yeah
Well then in this case well then I will say that beneath me my life is hard
Tell them I was destined with two heats in the book of psalms
Tell them I was destined with two heats in the book of psalms  

Bizzy Bone don't give a fuck if you are from Cali or wherever else you are from. You don't wanna see Bizzy Bone in a deep dark alley in a row where the hood goes, you know. Especially when they burn the clubs and get at it drunker than a yiddy mop/splitty mop. See them in the club as they hit theem with the big shit. Big enough for the wig split. Big weed and big chips. No love for them sharks, momma.


Joker The Bailbondsman explains how people want to see him fall and fail at life in his song called Loser's Bracket. The guitar makes the song dark and very bleak sounding. Loser's Bracket is one of the darker songs on the album. The song used samples from Brotha Lynch Hung - 24 Deep and dope ass sample from that part in the movie called Juice.

5/5*****!

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Shadik - The Demo album review

Shadik - The Demo is one of those SoundCloud rap albums that is lost in a sea of information on the internet. This is some fine Alaska rap and pop released by Perfekt World Entertainment from 2021. Now these songs are the latest songs from Alaskan producer Shadik that are streamed through Distrokid. All instruments were played by him.


My Love You was dedicated to the love Shadik couldn't give to his love ones. Sometimes the only place love can exist is through art. The solid voice blends in perfectly and appropriately with the good production. You can obviously tell Shadik was really emotional and just kept them raw as they came out. His vocals were beautiful and so relaxing.  

The song feels nostalgic and futuristic sounding at the same time. These feelings can be attributed to the modern electronic production that was used. My Love You is a crossover of synth pop, chillwave, rap, hip hop, electro, and soul. All these style of music help the song feel so relaxing.

Is Shadik at fault? Is he the reason and the blame to fall in love only to feel betrayed? Is he afraid? Did he break his angel's halo? He never walked away.

He is missing every moment. So much time is being wasted. Only pictures of your face remain. So he hold his heart before it breaks into shattered pieces. This is his pain and sorrow. This pain and sorrow of his are a part of his worries. He’ll never dream again because he loves her. Yet he couldn't love her the way he wanted to. He doesn't know what to say. It's like he is mentally disabled. He is not the only one to blame. Someone explain these stupid games to lose one's trust.


Shadik shows his Alaskan pride and pride for the state of Alaska on the song Alaskan Passion. Shadik says the song speaks for itself. This is another one of the beautiful songs on the album. The rhythmic percussion and harp chords are what make the song catchy. You can tell what kind of energy this song genuinely has.

Dandelion is another beautiful pop song on the album. This is the remix and mastered version of Dandelion on SoundCloud. Those drums are truly unique and help the song stand out.


Stay Focused is a song perfect for those who struggle with trying to get ahead. Inspiration comes from keeping a friend in a positive place. The song shows a sense of determination and motivation. So Shadik thought it would be nice to make them a motivational song they could listen to.

The song uses smooth synth pop soundscapes behind some funky guitar chords and groovy drums. The fusion of instrumentation is done perfectly. One can feel the vibes that come along with this Shadik song. The song has that fresh old school neo-soul sound.  


I Don't Want To Fall In Love is about how people need loving even though they don’t want to admit they need love. Everyone wants to be love. Everyone needs some kind/type of loving.

One thing that stands out about this song are the basic vocals. Those vocals of his that he used on this song were basic. Shadik thought he could have done better with his vocal arrangement but he left his vocals plain just so the chorus part would work with minimum work. He was debating if he should really sing or just keep his vocals monotone. However he got trapped and ran out of ideas. But in the end he just let the song come to him and tried not to over do things. He kept the vocals basic so the beat could get its shine. He really did try to let the beat shine. Those are the reasons why Shadik kept his vocals basic.


Foreva uses a mixture of synth pop and rock. Notice the harp chords and distorted rock guitar used in the background. A bit of contemporary soul music is thrown into the song also. The song follows a beat at a mid tempo pace.

Annie, Are You Okay? has a unique melody backed with poppy synths and smooth instrumentation arrangements. That is evident by the clean audio that can be heard. You can hear a sense of clarity in his vocals on this song. Synth pop meets new wave on the song Annie, Are You Okay?. Shadik was inspired by Michael Jackson when recording the song.


6542 came about after Shadik had a brief conversation with a beautiful friend who said some very good things about his music which inspired him to write this song. This young beautiful friend of his was one of a kind.

This is the second version of the song 6542. The second part of the chorus parts words were originally “You are not alone”. He changed it to some words that he always wanted to use in a song which were “You and I alone”. Those lyrics may the song deep and positive.

Shadik uses some really beautiful vocals in this song. The song is a mixture of R&B, pop, reggae, and house. A massive array of synth pop is used. This is one of those deep, positive, and relaxing songs.

Shadik started with trying to make a nice drum pattern for the song during the recording process. Then he worked on the chords next. His big brother Blizzy Johnson was the person play the guitar on this song. It would've been nice to have a seasoned mix engineer but he managed to produce, arrange, and record such a beautiful song.


I'll Be Waiting is another infectious song with snappy claps and beats. This is the ultimate song. Anything you may be waiting for. The song was about a friend who was serving jail time and was admitted to drug rehabilitation. Shadik later lost this friend to drugs.

I Hope is a song filled with hope, happiness, and a sense of sadness. Synth pop meets chillwave on the song I Hope. Can't Let You Go was based on true events of many peoples lives.


I’m So Broke deals with poverty and loneliness. Listen up if you think this a joke.

Shadik came up like he was on dope. He was a man in these streets with no hope unless he was slanging dope. He’s been there and done that before. But he is not trying go down the road. But if he didn’t know, he would forever be broke struggling out the cold weather of Alaska. He still feels broke.

The only road Shadik seems to know has got him broke out here in the cold. He did learn a lesson. That’s a blessing. Trying to figure out which way he should go. The only thing that seems to keep him from stressing. That would explain why niggas in the game be packing weapons. He ain’t even in the game. So don’t test him. You know that he is not the one to be messing with.

He is not even claiming to be better than anyone else. No bigger no badder no lesser than. He is not thinking about losing his life and investments. Go head and try him. See how that’s relevant. Mentally dealing many missing elements.


HeeBeeGeeBeez is a song about a crazy, psychotic chick with sexy looks. Shadik says, “She’s a crazy, psychotic chick. Don't let the her sexy looks fool you.”


IDKY is about a heartbreaking tale of love and hate. The concept of this song is about love and hate. Domestic violence represents the hatred portion of the song. Anyone can relate to this song. IDKY was based on true events. Trap beats are used on the song.

Shadik did the beat and hook first. He was trying to figure how to make the hook work with everything including the beat. Irko mixed the song down. New age rap and new school rap meet pop and soul on this song. Shadik was just trying to make something relative to this era of rap.

Feeling like a loser with a 4 leaf clover. This man caught his girl in the bathroom with her friend bent over He was hella drunk. So he starts getting physical with her by fighting. This wouldn’t happen if he was sober. She tried to fight him in the car. And then they got pulled over Alaska State Troopers. He never would’ve thought it would happen this way. You know that he was drunk and he caught a fucking case.

The girl tells her man, “You hate me so much that you want to kill me, baby. I don’t know why.” That is how toxic and unsafe their relationship really is. The man tells his girl, “Don’t let me catch you with him!”

The next day, she keyed up his car and got him kicked out of his place. He didn’t know she had a side nigga until today. The side nigga had a gun in his face. That’s why he should’ve never showed her where he stayed. The man tells his girl, “Don’t let me catch you with him!” She had her side nigga try to shoot him with the man’s gun. Claiming he got the plug but he stole all the man’s drugs. Even got the nigga walking around with his cellphone.

That’s why he fucked her friend Tasha. Because she has got more shit to offer. He might lead her to the alter. She takes care of her daughter. Her nose ain’t getting powdered. And she ain’t even scared to take a motherfucking shower. Tasha likes it in the asshole.

The man ain’t never did shit and never feared shit. She has been on some weird shit. Peaking out you window like she doesn’t see him. He is broke as hell. So he demands she gives back everything that he had bought her. He is getting paid for all the damage that she has done. That’s what he deserves to get.


Converse was a song Shadik produced and recorded for a Converse shoe commercial contest that he had lost. A lot of people love it. R.I.P. Luv was a song dedicated to/for any loved ones that have passed away.

5/5*****!!

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FAKE TYPE. - FAKE BOX album review

FAKE TYPE. - FAKE BOX serves as a representation of what Japanese electro swing is. The album uses modern electronic production backed with vintage swing jazz instrumentation. Who know that Japanese electro swing could be so classy? Who knew that electro swing is popular in Japan?


Volstead Bar is the upbeat fast paced horn driven electro swing song backed with several layers of instrumentation. The song is about getting drunk off of alcoholic beverages.

Here’s some praise to you who drank too much and your eyes are dead. If you start drinking with saké today, that will be a big uproar alone. Canned beer on the liver gets worse which can worsen the tension and blood concentration in your body. So head to the toilet bowl. It's a toast.

Here’s a toast. Raise your glass. Drink at once. We are going to have some fun and get drunk tonight.
Alcohol permeates deep into the body. Even if you are exposed to the refreshing sunlight of alcohol, you feel staggered. Even in a merciless and poisonous world. All of this and that is a side dish of saké. If you drink up your anger and sadness, the flowers will bloom. If you want to drink it, turn it up. Even if it looks clear, it is opaque.


Witch Hat (魔女と帽子のワルツ) is about a mysterious woman who is a witch who lives in a cabin of the deep foggy forest. The song explains the dark mysterious disheartening aura she has as a witch.

A rocking chair in the cabin of the deep foggy forest sways away. Hushing the swaying trees. Thorny vines tie the domineering witch’s forest lures. No matter how much you try to stop, it’s like you’re entranced and tied up. The destination is eerie.

The silent woman with a silk hat and a clouded face has rolling eyes wander aimlessly every night on the roadside. You can hear wretched bewitching sounds snickering like a witch’s hunting ground. Understandably so. The wandering crowd is further away. The sane are agape.

An eerily appearing ghost comes up ravished in the twilight of the night by assumptions from folklore that was told long ago. The ego is lost. Well-baked doubt and madness for spice. Evil thoughts take control. Hatred and anger will take over any minute. The heart rustles unknowingly. Empathy eventually betrays at the bottom of the boiling cauldron. Emotions overflow like secrets. Flowers die and gently fall, Creaking like a rusted music box. Getting sucked into the maelstrom. The invisible string that’s supposedly tied easily tangles By the time you realize, it’s already been cut.

This witch is heartlessly wielding the silk hat she has on her head. Her eyes are not that of a human. Treading at the same pace. No need to specifically mention unknown truth causing struggles. The coldhearted instrument laughs like a witch’s carnival.

Standing in front of the sketchy mansion underestimating beyond the open door. A candle lights the hall. Trapped inside the glass cage are familiar looking dolls. The nonexistent illusions grow gradually. Shivers tremble the pulse. Basically it’s a possessed demon’s silhouette fiercely roaring acapella and a chorus of death throes.

She sticks her tongue out at cunning spells and charges like an arrow. So give her everything you have that is valuable. Reasons are unneeded. Shall she give you a rose for a parting gift? She’ll frame the beheaded head. Bloodstained focus on the belittled highness. She is out in the nigh hunting flutteringly. Peeling carefully as to caress humans. This happens when the rustling forest sleeps.

People possessed by doubt and speculation have terribly fragile hearts. They are manipulated by speculations. Even joking accusations become enraging. How pitiful and unsatisfying.


Carry Lucky is a bouncy electro swing song with can be described as an upbeat swing jazz tune due to the tempo, piano, and bass playing at the same time accordingly. The song will have you electro-stepping and swinging to the electro swing sounds.

5/5*****!

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FAKE TYPE. - FAKE WORLD album review

FAKE TYPE. - FAKE WORLD serves as a representation of what Japanese electro swing is. The album uses modern electronic production backed with vintage swing jazz instrumentation behind a big band. Electronic music meets jazz music on this album. Who know that electro swing from Japan could be so classy?


Urban Caravan uses a guitar with a Latin rhythm and some bounciness accompanied by a processed kick drum. The bounciness follows an upbeat rhythm. Urban Caravan pays tribute to the electro swing group Caravan Palace.

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the FAKE WORLD! Tonight has very very special program. Invite everybody to our tour. Are you ready? This is the dawn of FAKE TYPE's second story. Let's get it on!

Just like Caravan Palace and FAKE TYPE. are a music caravan, FAKE TYPE. moves through various genres and cover every corner. The overflowing notes bounce like you breathe in and out. And you're sucked into your ears. If it's imitation, it's a handy thing, sometimes jazz, sometimes pop, sometimes hip hop/rap. It's a waste to not try new possibilities because there are so many.

Just like the production is a world trip, the sound of drawing various national patterns. Let's listen to the climate, musical instruments, songs in the sky, and smell of the land. Knowing history and culture, he respects it's important that he tries to be. FAKE TYPE. creates music with compassion and love. Urban Caravan is playing in the urban sky. The strong sound of life in the north. The bright and hot voice of the south. The harmonious bell in the west rings in the eastern sky sing today


Dandelion explains the beauty of a woman named a flower called a dandelion.

DYES IWASAKI is standing at the feet of people passing by. Her warm voice.The spring air calls it like an alarm clock. Anoko, who is on the road, looks like she doesn't float today. DYES wondering if he’ll stop and walk with his own feet without being blown by the wind. He wandered around and took root. And I was struck by it and tomorrow.

May it be a flower called a dandelion that gives courage to the land? Looking up at the sky and lining up her gracefully. Talk to a leisurely breeze. It’s an old bench in the sun. Next to the shade under the overpass. The urge to run out is not fulfilled now because she gets warmer and she is reborn fluffy until the day of departure with the wind. May it be a flower that gives courage to the land?


AIMAI NA HIBI is about those lazy ambiguous days.

Ambiguous days are blurry even when everything is going right. I wonder if it's a day that doesn't need to be remembered. Because it's days like these that I can't seem to grab like a cloud that is hazy white.

You don't even know yourself. What were you doing like that at that time? Did you know yourself at that time? Only the feelings remained even if it seemed meaningless. Couldn't tell anyone. It's no one's fault but yours. The alarm clock is shining through the gap in the curtain on a weekday morning. It was a cycle where you didn't know what you were living for. I wonder if it's a day that doesn't need to be remembered. Because it's days like these that I can't seem to grasp.

Think about it. You’re just starting your life because you are in your early 20s. You are not working and you are very unproductive. Computational thinking is not something you have with your thought process. You pretend not to see your lazy daily life. Now you had giving up thinking that the successful life route would be the next one.

Distorted mentality and excessive sound are what you hear. The feelings are unbalanced even if you try to rehabilitate. It's on the border with reality. Looks like a utopia or dystopia. Because you are a fool who wanted such days. You wonder why you are drowned in ambiguous days.


Tropical Mermaid with Rena Maeda is about a singing tropical mermaid who lives in the tropic under the sea.

A mellow singing tropical mermaid lives in the tropic under the sea. She dances and swims brilliantly. Certainly she is a beauty. It's sweet and intoxicating. Like a fantastic modulation that blends together. She has the scent of a bottle ship and Melon Liqueur. The place she lives in is a coral reef that drifts in a current of drowsiness.

Floating and drifting through the sea is what this mermaid does. Her tail stays swaying in the sea breeze. The sky is full of clouds. The sea shines. A bit of fruit similar to a ripe jewel shines in the sun. It will swell gradually. This mermaid is an open-minded free person who is also a nudist.

5/5*****!

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FAKE TYPE. - FAKE JAZZ album review

FAKE TYPE. - FAKE JAZZ serves as a representation of what Japanese electro swing is. The album uses modern electronic production backed with vintage swing jazz instrumentation behind a big band. Electronic music meets jazz music on this album. Who know that electro swing from Japan could be so classy? The album has several covers of jazz songs from the 1930s and 1940s.

4/5****!
 

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