Best of Mixerr Album Reviews! Page 363

Celso Fonseca - Polaroides album review

Celso Fonseca - Polaroides is a Brazilian jazz album with influences of Latin jazz and bossa nova that is backed by a solo acoustic guitar. Many of his songs are backed with a Latin influenced acoustic guitar. That is a common musical instrument that is used on/in his albums. Some of his songs are sung in the English language and Portuguese language although a majority of his songs are sung in the Portuguese language. This is common on many of his albums.


Slow Motion Bossa Nova uses smooth sophisticated bossa nova jazz that is backed by a Latin influenced acoustic guitar, strings, and a resonating grand piano. Notice how the piano chords resonate and reverberate in a slow manner. So face the music and dance to the music. Dance in slow motion because this is the bossa nova dream. Celso says that bossa nova jazz is the inspiration that he needs writing songs for the woman/women he loves.

Slow Motion Bossa Nova is a bossa nova love song. The woman from Ipanema that Celso loves is so good to him. Her love's the inspiration that Celso needs to be writing songs for her. Writing songs for her is the way he finds to thank her for this opportunity and inspiration.

Now he hears the sound of music and her kisses take it closer to perfection. She is beyond imagination. They are the dream team. She is so good to him. And Celso hopes to give her back the peace of mind that she gives to him. And it feels like Bossa Nova by Jobim. She is the solution to his dilemma. She is inspiration for his samba in slow motion. The top devotion of his is what she is. She is the Bossa Nova dream.

She is his devotion. No other love can compare to hers or theirs. Her kisses take it closer to perfection. Her kisses are beyond imagination.


My Broken Heart is an acoustic solo song performed by Celso Fonseca solely himself without any other contributions from any guests minus the producers and engineers of course. My Broken Heart was a song for the woman that broke Celso’s heart. You can tell that he wrote the song from his broken heart.

Celso is alone under the stars along with his guitar. He is about to give all that love can take from the woman who broke his heart. So he wrote this heartbreaking break up ballad to lament over the loss of his woman. He could only see blue moons when he should see her eyes He sings along under the stars. That is why Celso is about to take all that love can give and steal his broken heart from her.


Satellite Bar explains how Celso wants to be with the woman that ditched him because he still has feelings for her. Satélite Bar is a smooth and beautiful Brazilian jazz song backed by a bouquet of strings, woodwinds, and rhythmic drums. The strings and flutes are what make the songs absolutely beautiful and melodic.

Luminous in the Las Vegas Desert are signs that somewhere. She has the heart to be waiting for Celso and turn away from him just to ditch him. Celso doesn't look for his destiny among the stars. He lets the sky take him.

Blue days and nights will pass. Afternoons that go without returning. Their love is always there at the Satellite Bar. His eyes run through the night of Bahia and confirm that the messages are clearer than the she saw. Celso wish he collided with her planet to stay.

These lyrics explain how their love is always there.

Transmute my sadness into joy
I let the sky take me
Blue days and nights will pass
Afternoons that go without returning
Me and you, our love always there
There at the Satellite Bar


The song Sorte uses a groovy 70s whirly keyboard behind a tambourine, super thick bass lines, and horns sections. The song Sorte is a groovy upbeat Latin jazz song that follows an upbeat tempo.

The song Sorte is played in the key of D major. The song uses a set and series of flat notes behind some rest notes. But the notes are flat for the majority of the song and use half notes (♩) for the most part. These half notes are hollow.

All the best his woman does to Celso makes his rhyme rarer. What she does helps him sing and put a smile on his face. She gives him luck in life. He doesn't get out of tune when he sees her. He stays in tune when he is around her. But his desire is already repaired. He wants a kiss with all the best and lights up the night in Guanabara, Brazil.

5/5*****!!

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Celso Fonseca - Natural album review

Celso Fonseca - Natural is a Brazilian jazz album with influences of Latin jazz and bossa nova that is backed by a solo acoustic guitar. Many of his songs are backed with a Latin influenced acoustic guitar. That is a common musical instrument that is used on/in his albums. Some of his songs are sung in the English language and Portuguese language although a majority of his songs are sung in the Portuguese language. This is common on many of his albums.


Slow Motion Bossa Nova uses smooth sophisticated bossa nova jazz that is backed by a Latin influenced acoustic guitar, strings, and a resonating grand piano. Notice how the piano chords resonate and reverberate in a slow manner. So face the music and dance to the music. Dance in slow motion because this is the bossa nova dream. Celso says that bossa nova jazz is the inspiration that he needs writing songs for the woman/women he loves.

Slow Motion Bossa Nova is a bossa nova love song. The woman from Ipanema that Celso loves is so good to him. Her love's the inspiration that Celso needs to be writing songs for her. Writing songs for her is the way he finds to thank her for this opportunity and inspiration.

Now he hears the sound of music and her kisses take it closer to perfection. She is beyond imagination. They are the dream team. She is so good to him. And Celso hopes to give her back the peace of mind that she gives to him. And it feels like Bossa Nova by Jobim. She is the solution to his dilemma. She is inspiration for his samba in slow motion. The top devotion of his is what she is. She is the Bossa Nova dream.

She is his devotion. No other love can compare to hers or theirs. Her kisses take it closer to perfection. Her kisses are beyond imagination.


Febre (Fever) is a mellow timid guitar driven bossa nova song that is backed with a piano that is soothing and satisfying.

Celso shares why he has a fever in his heart when the woman he loves is not around. There is a fever in Celso’s heart when the woman he loves is not around. He wants her to take his body and caress him. This road of desire. Where will it stop? This wait so distressed that it won't pass when autumn comes for them. He wants to dive into infinity with her and hug her whole body to her you slide through the clouds of eternal love. There is a fever in his heart.


Meu Samba torto (My Crooked Samba) is a sad samba song with a rhythmic drums section and a Latin acoustic guitar. Celso explains why he is not happy in this song. He tricked his heart because he wanted to find a solution for this game because he came to samba.

Celso had got himself loaded in the illusion again.  And the weather has gone almost. He tricked his heart because he wanted to find a solution for this game.He learned not to play with fire. Celso also wants to be happy. He does samba anyway even if he is not happy. If the rhyme slips away, he still does samba. He will not cry the pain of others because he came to samba. This is his crooked samba.


Ela é Carioca (She’s a Carioca) is an English-Portuguese jazz song where both the English language and Portuguese language are used. The song is about a woman who is a native or resident of Rio de Janeiro.

Here she comes. Ela é carioca, she's a carioca. In other words, she is a native or resident of Rio de Janeiro. Just see the way she walks. Nobody else can be what she is to Celso. He does like what he sees. Especially when he looks deep in her eyes. He can see the sea, a forgotten road, and the caressing skies.

He is in love with her the most exciting way. It's written on his lips where her kisses stay. She smiles and all of a sudden the world is smiling for him. No one has affection like that to give. He sees in the light of her eyes. The nights of Rio in the moonlight shine in her eyes.

Here she comes
Here she comes
Here she comes
Here she comes

Ela é carioca, she's a carioca
Just see the way she walks
Nobody else can be what she is to me
I look and what do I see
When I look deep in her eyes?
I can see the sea
A forgotten road
The caressing skies

And not only that
I'm in love with her
The most exciting way
It's written on my lips
Where her kisses stay
She smiles and all of a sudden
The world is smiling for me

And you know what else
She's a carioca
Ela é carioca

Here she comes
Here she comes

E ela é carioca, ela é carioca
Basta o jeitinho dela andar
E nem ninguém tem carinho assim para dar
Eu vejo na luz dos seus olhos
As noites do Rio ao luar
Vejo a mesma luz
Vejo o mesmo céu
Vejo o mesmo mar
And not only that
I'm in love with her
The most exciting way
It's written on my lips
Where her kisses stay
She smiles and all of a sudden
The world is smiling for me

And you know what else
She's a carioca
Ela é carioca

Here she comes
Here she comes
Here she comes
Here she comes


5/5*****!!

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Odd Chap - Vintage Jukebox EP review

Odd Chap - Vintage Jukebox is a vintage sounding New Zealand electro swing EP backed with vintage swing jazz and electronic music. Now most of the songs are instrumentals that have very little scarce to no lyrics.

Button Up is a song which reminds people to take care of their well being. The simple things in our lifetime can go a long way in regard to taking care of our well being. Button up your overcoat when the wind is free and take good care of yourself.  Cut out the sweets from your diet and lay off on eating meat. You'll get a pain and ruin your stomach. Wear your flannel underwear when you climb a tree.

Embers is a song about chasing love. The sparks fly over again in the blaze of love. Standing on embers again. I'm chasing highs to escape my lows. When the dust follows me, I'm ready to go. I've paid my calls to get my fix. I'm standing on embers again. Won't you give my soul its time of dreams?

4/5****!!

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Kumiho - Nine Tales album review

Kumiho took the exciting and spontaneous nature of jazz and mixed that into the modern age to fit with a contemporary sound on her Nine Tales album. The element of jazz improvisation is present on her album. She brings a true modern prohibition party! The psychedelic electronic instrumentation is certainly remarkable. Her jazzy vocals are reminiscent of Ella Fitzgerald.


A song called The Insane exemplifies how Kumiho deals with insanity through her own coping mechanisms. The ways Kumiho deals with insanity are certainly questionable.

It isn't right. This feeling of dread like the water of life s running red. In simpler times when walks were nice, Thoughts of kindness ran through our heads. But now Kumiho feels the chaos running through her veins. Now the only thing for Kumiho to do is embrace the insane. That is one of her coping mechanisms for dealing with insanity.


Whiskey Business showed Kumiho’s state of drunkenness after she had too much whiskey to drink at a bar. The psychedelic electronic instrumentation is certainly remarkable. Her jazzy vocals are reminiscent of Ella Fitzgerald.

Maybe Kumiho had too much whiskey. But I can guarantee when you're with Kumiho, you're gonna have a good time. Subtleties are no good for her. Don't make a grown woman beg! Why does she feel so good? It don't mean a thing. Maybe she had too much wine also.


Kumiho proves that Life is full of messy things with the more riches it brings on her defiant aggressive song called The Queen. So it seems there is more to prove.

Forget the rule. Forget the guidelines. Life is full of messy things. There is more to prove. The more riches it brings. How much does a lip-lock run? Open wide. She wants to see what's inside. Do you have any secrets? Can you be her pride and joy? Can you be her dinner and dessert? Cover her body in gold. Diamonds and rubies so bold. Kumiho can be the queen.


Kumiho was looking and yearning for love on the song Loverman. She wonders where Loverman can be because she is wearing for love and affection.

Kumiho doesn't know why, but she is feeling so sadShe longs to try something she never had. Kumiho never had any loving or kissing. She wonders where Loverman can be.She wonders, “Loverman, where can you be?”

She has heard the saying that the thrill of romance could be like a heavenly dream. As strange as it seems, she go to bed with the prayer that Loverman will make love to her. The night is cold, and she is all alone. She’d give her soul just to call him her own. There is a moon above her but no one to love her.
 
5/5*****!

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Dimie cat - ZigZag album review

Dimie cat - ZigZag uses a touch of Dixieland jazz of the 1920s on top of modern contemporary electro swing music. This was an overlooked electro swing album from the year of 2012 undoubtedly which the album was overlooked by many people. Now a significant portion of more than half of these songs on here sung in the French language such as Agates des Lego, La voiture, Le poulpe, and Montagne russe. This is certainly a unique and interesting album.


Ping Pong is a Chinese electro swing love song that is sung in the French language. Talk about a multicultural combination of multinational themes. You have a Chinese electro swing love song that is sung in the French language distributed by a Japanese company.

The story takes place in the country of Hong Kong with 3 people that are involved in a love triangle. Ping is the woman in love with a man named Pong. However Pong has been dishonest with her by cheating on with another woman that he is in love with named Ming. Ming enjoys taking Ping’s man away from her.

Ping saw Pong go out in a tuxedo. So he tailed him to the parking lot. She found out he was taking off his ring. Ping loved Pong who loved another woman named Ming. So you know they are in a love triangle which all 3 people are involved in.

Ping was eating away at her house. That’s when Pong arranges the schedule and juggles all night with Ming. Ming and Pong go shopping and get Chinese manicuring. Ping followed Ming while she was shopping with Pong. She is stalking to find out what is going on with Pong. After that Ming and Pong went to go get Chinese manicuring. Then they both joined Pong. Ping demanded an explanation out of Pong. Of course only one person ends not being mad at him of course.

Luckily Pong was saved by the bell. Meaning that Ping does not completely hate or resent Pong for how he cheated on her behind her back without her knowledge. Ping still has feelings for Pong and wants him back in her life.

Ming got killed one day when she was out by herself.  Suddenly the rain of bullets resounded. A man named Big Bang killed Ming out of malicious intent.  That means no more nights with Ming. Pong will no longer be able to spend any more nights with Ming.

Here is how Ming was killed. Ping followed Ming while she was shopping alone one day. Ping hired Big Bang to kill Ming so she could get Pong back in her life to be with her. Ping hit the bullseye and killed Ming in the process of with help from Big Bang. That is how Ping hit the nail on the head. No pun intended.

Ping joined Pong jogging to finish his "stretching". And this meaning of "stretching" means they are having sexual intercourse in gymnastic positions. What is sex without some gymnastics moves? He is acrobatic like a gymnast. This man is like an acrobat from poontang circus. Their feelings were felt as far as Shanghai, China.

Pong is suffering in the shade at the bottom of his prison. Ping thinks she’s back with Pong and juggles with his mahjong bricks. How long the hours seem to him are timeless.


La voiture is an English-French electro swing song where both the English language and French language are used. This is another heart-wrenching love song. The song is about how Sally loves Harry. but Harry doesn't love Sally anymore. So she takes her anger out on him by doing everything to hold him back.

Sally loves Harry. But Harry doesn't love Sally anymore. This is their story. And this is what Sally did.

Sally threw the keys in the garbage chute. She messed up Harry’s beautiful car. What Sally did was she boned the wheels, smoked the rubber, and unscrewed all the nuts. Then she plugged the keyhole.
Next she stained everything with hydrocarbons, tampered with the meter, and drowned the engine. Harry’s car was all lacerated with a cutter. The other actions Sally did was desoldered below the reinforcement, shredded the whole belt, loosen the joints, and shampoo on the brakes.

Everything was calculated for tomorrow. Sally did everything right to hold Harry back. Everything Sally did was well done to harm him. Sally did her best to be sure to salt the bill. She's a very bad girl!

How does she feel? She does not feel bad. She does not feel sad either. And what about Harry's reaction? There was no reaction from Harry. That's the reason why Sally decides to do something very bad.

Sally tried everything to warn Harry. She did everything to pull him together. Sally warned Harry that at the slightest blunder he would pay the bill. And in the end he ended up in the storefront. No more zigzag racing or nose in the airbag. She won't start again. Poor Harry. He has no choice but to go back home. Sally's happy of course. But Harry gradually becomes a Mister Cellophane. That's the life it is!


Pasta e Basta is a snappy fast tempo upbeat hypnotic electro swing song about the internationally famous food known as pasta. Pasta can’t get any more sexy than this. Dimie cat attempts to cook her man’s pasta the way his mother cooks pasta but the results were not satisfactory.

Dimie cat has tried everything from the Z to the ABC to cook Pasta e Basta the way her mans’s mother cooks Pasta e Basta. She tried everything to change her man’s "holy" recipe. Her man tells her,
"Mama doesn't cook them like that. You spoiled it all. Way too much salt." His Pasta e Basta is just untouchable. Nothing she tried had worked.

She has tried to add things to make them look "original". I've tried to replace the pasta with Shirataki noodles to get anything new. There seems to be no way to find romance on the menu. At the least the menu to his heart.

She tried giving him different food that she had cooked such as seafood, sushi, octopus, chicken, burgers, French fries, whoopee, porridge, and butterscotch. But that did not work.

Dimie cat tried to devil the Pasta e Basta make the taste more erotic. She read books of botanic to make Pasta e Basta more ecstatic. Clearly that was not worth the trouble. The effect has doubled from what she intended.

Dimie cat tried to tie her man in front of a plate of rice. Then she tried to think strategic. So she started a sex strike! Her man has got her turning neurotic. That is why Dimie cat is kind of depressed and psychotic. That is why he will end up all alone with Pasta e Basta.


Corn Flakes explains how Dimie cat beat her man at arm wrestling.

It’s not a question of biceps. Dimie cat just beefed up the cornflakes. There is no need for dumbbells. It's clear Dimie cat beat her man at arm wrestling. Dimie cat is not the bodybuilder's daughter. She doesn't come out of a gangster movie all built like a henchman. She doesn't have a sinister mouth of a gangster. No, she does not have a stencil tattoo.

Dimie cat don't need to push the font if you want to fight. She has weightlifter shoulders. Dimie cat doesn't get nervous at the punching bag. Without a hint of bodybuilding she wins the competition. She goes relaxed without forcing herself or exerting pressure herself. She massacred him at his game.


Montagne russe (Russian Mountain) explains how everything always gets complicated when it comes to love.

Dimie cat’s love is a tic. She wants to love her man obliquely. Everything always gets complicated in her badly printed circuit. This is because everything always gets complicated when it comes to love.  Her love is hell. It hits in her plexus. Once again everything goes wrong.

Her heart is a rollercoaster. Nothing fits. There's always a new trick for him to twist and for him to be luxurious. There's always another reason to make her man hang around for ages.

Her heart is a rollercoaster. Her love takes her in loops. It goes up and it goes down. She also goes down the sine curve. Her love it depends from routine from the moment when things go off the rails.

4/5****!!

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Shaggy - Pure Pleasure album review

Shaggy sure brought out the pleasure experience with the tales of lust on his 1993 debut album Pure Pleasure. The album was Shaggy’s big break as a reggae dancehall artist given that this album was a moderate success underground. Shaggy chases skirt throughout the entire album which is not surprising. Shaggy also did his thing raggamuffin style on his debut album too.


Love How Them Flex explores how Shaggy loves how girls all flex. Shaggy is here to tell us how much he just loves how them girls all flex.

The woman Shaggy is chasing after is a cut above the rest. Shaggy tells the woman he is chasing after, “Gal you're just above inna your thighs and dress pants. And the blouse and the shorts and me say down inna them dress. Gal you know you win the healthy body contest” Her body is hot enough that she could be a model.

That's why she gets a man so hypnotized. Especially a man like Shaggy. This is something  man fears to realize Girls have the gumption under disguise and men act wholly monkeyish when she comes out at night. There is no way a guy can disrespect her.


Nice and Lovely was a story about how Shaggy went after a nice lovely girl because Shaggy thought she was the one for him.

Shaggy goes after a nice lovely girl because he thinks she is the one for him. He says, “She is the girl for me.” She's nice and extremely lovely. She is also sweet and sexy. This girl is buff and rough due to being healthy. Shaggy loves how she moves and he loves how she flexes. He wants somebody to come tickle him fancy.

He kisses her upon her lips and makes her lipstick smudge. She is his ebony and his chocolate fudge. Shaggy gets over burned when she busts a cold sweat. Jah know say she rough. She is the girl for Shaggy. He wants a young girl now with the extra stuff.


Shaggy explains who and what the Bedroom Bounty Hunter is on the rasta ragamuffin song Bedroom Bounty Hunter. There is a bounty come to terrorize your county. Watch this rude boy do it ragamuffin style.

The Bedroom Bounty Hunter has come to watch the gal in bed. You wonder who is the loving galore. The Bedroom Bounty Hunter and Shaggy are the men with the loving galore. All the Bedroom Bounty Hunter does is just buck on the bed. She said she want it on the floor.


All Virgins discusses how virginity is not as common as it used to be. Shaggy doesn't believe that virginity is as common as it used to be. Everybody wants piece of the action regardless of gender. This is frequently true.

Here is one example of how virginity is not as common as it used to be. Suzetta gave her virginity to every man. She was a body on the ship and everything in action. Her man carries her around his loverboy mansion. One thing her man does is lay her down on his loverboy divan. Then he comes give her some loving action. Just like a cherry every man trying for a pick. It is true that she was a virgin at one point in time.


Big Up was a song Shaggy dedicated to buff muscular women and fat women. Women that are extra buff, fat, and rough. Gal you're fat and you're buff. Gal if you're fat and you're buff, you a powder puff.

4/5****!!

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11 Acorn Lane - Ladies Night EP review

11 Acorn Lane - Ladies Night uses some snazzy jazzy electro swing sounds and production with a burlesque theme. The EP keeps things vintage while maintaining a modern sound to fit in with the contemporary. The EP is sophisticated, classy, jazzy, and snazzy. The Romantic theme is prevalent here.


Ladies Night is an electro swing music style cover of the 1979 disco classic Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night.

To all the ladies out there, this is your night tonight. Everything's gonna be alright. Oh yes, it's ladies night and the feeling's right. Ladies night is a night that's special everywhere from New York to Hollywood. Oh what a night.

It's ladies night. You girls are looking good. Sophisticated and romantic is what you ladies are. Ladies are gonna step out on ladies night. If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys. It's ladies' night. Oh what a night. And the feeling's alright.

Ladies, your name will be seen in the disco lights. You can fulfill all your dreams. Party here, party there, everywhere. This is your night, baby. You've got to be there for tonight. This is your night.


Ladies Night (Electro Swing Remix) is an even more electro swing music style cover of the 1979 disco classic Kool & The Gang - Ladies Night.

To all the ladies out there, this is your night tonight. Everything's gonna be alright. Oh yes, it's ladies night and the feeling's right. Ladies night is a night that's special everywhere from New York to Hollywood. Oh what a night.

It's ladies night. You girls are looking good. Sophisticated and romantic is what you ladies are. Ladies are gonna step out on ladies night. If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys. It's ladies' night. Oh what a night. And the feeling's alright.

Ladies, your name will be seen in the disco lights. You can fulfill all your dreams. Party here, party there, everywhere. This is your night, baby. You've got to be there for tonight. This is your night.


Sugar and Cream (Extra Sugar Mix) is an upbeat electro swing instrumental influenced by upbeat bebop jazz and swing jazz. The song also is backed with a horn selection with a huge presence. Perfect (Electro Swing Remix) is about the perfect person for someone.

4/5****!!

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Acidgvrl - FENTANYL EP review

Acidgvrl - FENTANYL is a super tight glitch core EP that is drug themed thanks to the influence of drugs. The beats used on this EP were trap beats inspired by phonk music. Although her EP sounds a bit too poppy.


Her song called Stimulants deals with how fake love hurts. Acidgvrl shows her signs of regrets for being addicted to stimulants on her song. Using stimulants is on her list of her regrets. Stimulants showed her a fake love she couldn’t forget.

Acidgvrl described and explained how her lesbian lover her and betrayed her by an act of fake love. She showed Acidgvrl a fake love she couldn’t forget. Read the following lyrics, “She showed me/How it hurt no oh oh/Made a list of my regrets/And you were the first love oh oh/Oh it hurts I can't forget/How it hurt no oh oh”


Depressants shows how Acidgvrl was contemplating thoughts of suicide. Acidgvrl was looking for ways to end her pain because the depressants she was taking and consuming were making her very suicidal. Acidgvrl wanted to end her pain by overdosing on depressants by death by overdose.

Acidgvrl fells like she is a waste of life and resources that should just kill herself. She could slit her wrists but it really wouldn't help fix her issues, or change your mind. All because she broke another girls’s heart. That is what these lyrics imply directly. “See I'm a waste of life/I should just kill myself/Yeah I could slit my wrists/But it really wouldn't help/Wouldn't fix my issues/Or change your mind/Cause I broke your heart/And you buried mine”

4/5****!

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EEZABELLE - Darling EP EP review

EEZABELLE - Darling EP is a different sounding indie pop EP which is quite interesting and whimsical. Her sound fits with the modern times and electronically processed production. All of her songs are love songs filled with romance.


Another explains how EEZABELLE will take her man’s love to another love if he gives the chance one night.

EEZABELLE plans to take her man’s love to another love if he gives her a chance one night. EEZABELLE tells her man, “Oh if you give me one night, I guarantee you’ll beg me for another. And if you give me one try I’ll treat you like the 8th world wonder. Oh please baby. Give me a shot. Won’t you make your mind up?” She’ll guarantee he will beg her for another. That is how she’ll treat him like the 8th world wonder.

EEZABELLE doesn't wanna wait 17 dates to wake up at his placе. She doesn’t take it slow either. For all that you/we know, She could be the one for him. But he is scared with every step that he will be left. But she promises to keep him if he wants to be kept. EEZABELLE will give her man what he wants.


Jordan Belfort explains how EEZABELLE’s man that she is dating is similar to former stockbroker and financial criminal Jordan Belfort.

Look what her Jordan Belfort has done. Now he has ruined the fun for himself and EEZABELLE. He got himself way too caught up and he is facing incarceration for a lengthy period of time. Son of a gun.

It was during one late night that her Jordan Belfort took her back to his mansion. She was in his bed and the coke (cocaine) was in his mattress. These lyrics explicitly imply with a direct reference that her man was a drug dealer who sold cocaine. “I’m in your bed, and the coke’s in your mattress”

It’s funny how this whole time the truth was under EEZABELLE when she was under him. Her man has got a sick need to give love and then take it all away. Isn’t that ironic how he doesn’t know that each dollar gained is a dollar he will owe? He has got EEZABELLE up against the wall. Her Wall Street honey won’t ever be the same once he is incarcerated. Now that they know his name and now that he has played his games. Her man is a fucking mastermind that has got her body memorized. He perfected all your lines like Leonardo DiCaprio.

EEZABELLE won’t meet him in a dive bar once he is behind bars. He’s no motherfucking rockstar. Once he is in a cop car, he’ll see the truth of how he really fucked things up for the both of them royally speaking. She’ll get back in his bed and watch his arrest on prime time television news. Oh darling those red, white and blue lights bring out his eyes. Oh darling those red, white and blue lights bring out your eyes.


Smooth explains in lengthy detail how EEZABELLE’s man created a monster by enabling and spoiling EEZABELLE by treating her like a princess. How could EEZABELLE be wrong when she learns from the best?

EEZABELLE’s man created a monster monster by enabling and spoiling EEZABELLE by treating her like a princess. EEZABELLE the perfect princess charming and does just what he does. She could do it to his brother and his very best friend. Or she could even come for him next. How could EEZABELLE be wrong when she learns from the best?

He is so smooth.  And now EEZABELLE is smooth too. She’s got lines, rhymes, and reasons why. EEZABELLE learned them all from him. But in the morning she will find somebody new to be smooth to. She will look for another man to spoil her and treat her like a princess.

EEZABELLE’s is a gentleman and a scholar with such sophisticated savvy expertise whose resume is a lengthy masterpiece. EEZABELLE is getting smooth like butter and sweet as pie. Slicker than a salesman slipping on ice is what him and her really are. Her man did her wrong. EEZABELLE had done everything right.


Send Me Straight to Hell explains if EEZABELLE is not cut out to be this holy Southern belle and if heaven only lets her in without man she loves or has her eyes set on, then she wants to be sent to hell without him.

The man that EEZABELLE has her eyes set on is a blonde haired dreamboat from the county of Cambridgeshire, England, UK. He looks like a knight in shining armor. The type of guy who catches everyone’s eye. His smile’s so electric and it tastes like the 4th of July.

And she feels Hades rising up with every touch of his and with every move of his. But if heaven only lets her in if she keep her hands off him. If EEZABELLE is not cut out to be this holy Southern belle and if heaven only lets her in without him, then she wants to be sent straight to hell.

He’s the top most wanted, but he’s all EEZABELLE’s. Only for tonight, but that’s fine. He turns every head. They don’t know how damn good he looks in nothing at all. And his skin on hers feels so damn divine. Even if it damns her and if it makes her burn in hell fire. Why is it sweet like candy?

4/5****

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Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak album review

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak is one of the best Irish hard rock albums of 1976 that is a considered by a  few to be a memorable classic. Songs such as Jailbreak, The Boys Are Back In Town, and Emerald are the songs that made this album a platinum classic.


Jailbreak is about an escape from jail and the chaos that ensues and subsequently follows consequently speaking. This is one of the second most famous songs from the band Thin Lizzy.

Tonight there's gonna be trouble. Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town. You see Thin Lizzy and the boys don't like it. So they’re getting up and going down. The boys mean business as they are busting out of jail dead or alive. Some of them won't survive. I can hear the hound dogs on their trail. All hell breaks loose when the alarm and sirens wail.

Don't you dare to try and stop Thin Lizzy and the boys. You know it's safer to stay out of their way. Tonight's the night all systems fail.


Angel from the Coast explains how sinful things are happening in the lives of Irish citizens in Ireland including Thin Lizzy.

The sacred heart is bleeding. Go and tell the Holy Ghost that the drunk is cheating to get the things he needs the most. And the drunk he can't stay sober. He says it's much too hard to stay sober.

Lady Luck has got Thin Lizzy covered keeping her watchful eyes over him. The lovers are discovered. The charge is first degree. Angel, she's a killer.  She's just flown in from the Irish coast. She leaves you dead past the post. And Sally's took to playing poker. The joker is her favorite card.

Meantime something seedy was happening across the hall. Someone seemed to be groaning. You could hear it through the wall. And the cops they came like lightning. The bullet flew astray. And the noise was frightening. But somehow the crook got away.


The Boys Are Back in Town is one of the best songs from Thin Lizzy and is one of the best Irish hard rock songs of 1976. The song is still considered as a classic today. That classical double lead guitar riff is the song’s signature which helped make the song a classic in Irish rock and roll.

5/5*****!!

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Tony Pastor And His Orchestra – Bell Bottom Trousers / Five Salted Peanuts single review

Tony Pastor And His Orchestra – Bell Bottom Trousers / Five Salted Peanuts is one of the lesser known jazz singles of 1946 that is somehow widely known and memorable. This shellac single was pressed in a high amount of quantities yet somehow flew under the radar. Tony Pastor sings all vocal refrains.


Bell Bottom Trousers is about a girl who loves a sailor boy and he loves her back.

Once there was a little girl who lived next to Tony and she loved a sailor boy. He was only three decades old being that he was 30. Now he's on a battleship in his sailor suit. Just a great big sailor man but he's just as cute. She loves her sailor and he loves her too. This sailor boy wears bell bottom trousers and a navy blue coat.

When they walk along the street, anyone can see they are deeply in love and are happy as can be. Hand in hand they stroll along. They don't give a hoot. He won't let go of her hand even to salute. That shows you the dedication of how committed he is to their relationship.

She everywhere her sailor boy went. That was factual until one day he sailed away. She doesn't know where her sailor boy sailed away. Now she's going to join the Waves and maybe go to sea in an attempted effort to find her sailor boy wherever he may be. If she can’t find her sailor boy on the bounding mane, she is hopeful he will soon come home safe again. So they can get married and raise a family. Dress up all the kidees in sailor's dungarees.


Five Salted Peanuts explained how Tony always hoped to get a lot but all he ever got was five salted peanuts. He wanted to get more peanuts from the snack machine. No matter what happens he always gets the same amount of peanuts from the snack machine.

Tony always hoped to get a lot, but all he ever got was five salted peanuts. Maybe there will come a day where he can get a lot of what he truly desires. He keeps hoping of what may come.

He’ll find a machine they forgot to fix where instead of five peanuts, he’ll get six peanuts.  Tony put a penny in the slot and all he ever got was five salted peanuts. He put all his money in but he doesn't ever win. It's driving him nuts. No pun intended. Those darn machines know how to count. He always get the same amount.

5/5*****!

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Vagabond Opera - Get On The Train album review

Vagabond Opera - Get On The Train has those campy vaudeville elements from the 1880s electrified by traditional opera and smooth jazz elements from the 1930s. The album is similar to a relic and artifacts from the past.


Dirty Old Town is about a man’s dream of meeting his love.

A man met his love by the gasworks wall. He dreamed a dream by the old canal. He kissed my girl by the factory wall in that dirty old town. Clouds are drifting across the moon. Cats are prowling on their beat. Spring's a girl from the streets at night in this dirty old town.

The man heard a siren from the docks. He saw a train set the night on fire. He smelled the spring on the smoky wind. The next thing he did was manufacture himself a big strong axe. Shining steel tempered in the fire


Scary Tale Theater are classic children’s stories told with a twist of horror.

There was once a woman whose head was an elm and her long legs were roots. You might find her when the streets are all empty. Her skin was the moon and the river was her hair. Sleeping beauty never got kissed. She’s lying in bed wondering what she missed.

Cinderella got a divorce. She got to keep the pumpkin and the one white horse. She crept up behind. Her hands smelled like candles burnt up by sunrise under the 36th star with spells and old tomes. The sky got too dark. There were frogs by our toes. They sang murky love songs. Cinderella shook like a leaf. Bending down treetops. The wind rose up high.

5/5*****!

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Vagabond Opera - Vagabond Opera album review

Vagabond Opera - Vagabond Opera has those campy vaudeville elements from the 1880s electrified by traditional opera and swing jazz elements from the 1940s. The album is similar to a relic and artifacts from the past.


The Transformation Into Marlene discusses and explains how cellist and singer Ashia Grzesik wishes she was Marlene Dietrich. The song has a German theme as words from the German language are used throughout the song. Viva the Deutsche Diva! Viva the German Diva! At last Marlene from head to heel!

Cellist and singer Ashia Grzesik wishes she was Marlene Dietrich. She wishes that she had sex appeal. She’d love to play the part at some bouffe Berlin biergarten and captivate audiences with her singspiel (singing game). Ashia would have you light her cigarette. She’d sing songs from the Rhineway like a vamp across the Steinway. Then she would retire to her couchette!

Let the dancing girls all dance till dawn in our little cabaret. The concertina plays an old chanson and Lola Lola has her way!

Ashia wishes she was Marlene Dietrich. She’d wear a sailor suit and you’d take her in your arms. And you’d slap her again. Ashia could be your Blonde Venus or be your Lilli Marlene. And with a touch of dissatisfaction, she would say ciao, tschüss, bonne nuit!, Au revoir, or auf wiedersehen!.

She could be Marlene Dietrich. She knows that she could if she tried. More than Audrey Hepburn, Greta Garbo, Rita Hayworth, or Marilyn Monroe. It’s Marlene Dietrich she feels inside her. Ashia is Marlene Dietrich! She does have sex appeal!


Ravella is a bitter and sweet story about the infamous gambling gal from New Orleans, Louisiana whose luck rivals as much as she's mean. This is a steampunk opera song which uses riverboat imagery. Ravella the Riverboat queen! She's the infamous gambling gal from New Orleans. She'll steal your heart and take away your dreams.

Ravella is a woman whose luck rivals as much as she's mean with a smile as pretty as a starry sky. She'll invite you in and then leavе you dry. She's Ravella the rivеrboat queen who is the infamous gambling gal from New Orleans. She'll steal your heart and take away your dreams. Ravella is a gal I hope you never may meet.

Ravella was raised by a crackerjack hobo man in the bucktooth hills of Alabama. She learned the ways of the ancient game of chance with a suitcase full of cards and dreams. She headed for the ships of steam to live a life of flare which consisted of gold and romance!

She wore a top hat with frills and lace. She sang with style and grace like a siren from the depths of the Yankee Nile. Her tricks were extraordinaire. She drew whiskey from thin air and shot aces in the sky with her .45 pearls.

At the age of 17 she made paupers out of kings and left men begging for their pants. She had a monkey named Rizoo who often played the fool and then picked the pockets of the gents with which she danced.

She once met a man from an old cantoon with a pocket of silver bright as the moon and a smile shiny as a Christmas carol. After 13 games of craps and dice, he knew she wasn't sugar and spice. As a result in the end, he walked the gangplank home in a whiskey barrel.

She dances like a marionette when she plays roulette. Her fingers are quick as a wink. She'll slip past your eye with a laugh and a sigh. And throw snake eyes into your drink because she’s Ravella the Riverboat queen! She's the infamous gambling gal from New Orleans. She'll steal your heart and take away your dreams. She sure has got a pretty mouth.

Her best friends were the Jack of Spades and a bottle of Tennessee Rain. She played blackjack for days and days while quoting Spit and Mark Twain. She was a green-eyed beauty and gypsy lass.

She's the luckiest gal you've ever seen! The star of the river. She's the golden fortune dame.  She dances with chance and she always wins the game. If you bet your heart it will never again be seen. A moonshine mama is what she is also.

The glittering gold, the fortune, the girl. And then it was gone in one spin of the wheel! One drop of the cards! And one wink of an eye.


Manayunk was a song about Eric Stern adjusting and adapting to life in the big city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania after moving away from his family. The song is a sad heartbreaking love song filled with regret and lament. Eric Stern sings the song gracefully wit his operatic tenor vocals in his voice. Ashia Grzesik graces the song with her lovely soprano singing.

Eric woke up the morning. It was hard on him back due to the position he was sleeping during the previous night. He could see the grey clouds in the sky. As he wandered down the main street, a-clickity-clack came a-rumbling by. That was the train. The train represented visuals and symbolism of him leaving his family behind when he boarded on to a train. Eric bid thee farewell to the girls that he knew and bid thee farewell to his family. He’ll be drinking to them far away.

In the town that Eric met Ashia, there’s a river runs through like a muddy old snake on the ground and the smoke stacks out smoking. The man will be broken until the factories comes tumbling down.

When it's raining on the main street, it washes your face. Eric kissed Ashia on the doorstep one day when they were 15 and life wasn’t so mean. Back when he never thought he wouldn't stay.

They got married on a Sunday. Ashia left Eric next week. That's alright because he was gonna leave too. But he’ll never forget Ashia told him that she loved him and he told Ashia that he loved her. And from the train window, he still sees her face washed by rain back when they were 15. Ashia is the prettiest Eric has ever seen. Goodbye honey old town.

4/5****!

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Vagabond Opera - Farewell Kabarista album review

Vagabond Opera - Farewell Kabarista has a Victorian burlesque theme from the 1880s and 1890s that is electrified by traditional opera and world music. The album is similar to a relic and artifacts from the past. The album has tango influenced songs such as Tango ’til They’re Sore and Farewell Kabarista. Tango on an opera album is something different.

4/5****!