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Earthquake Institute - Super B-Boy Pimpin’ album review

The Earthquake Institute - Super B-Boy Pimpin’ is a super freaky, deaky, zeeky album with sexually suggestive and explicit themes considered to be salacious and provocative. This is sex rap at its most provocative and sexually suggestive.


Triple XXX Sex is an X-Rated sex rap song filled with sexually suggestive and explicit themes considered to be salacious and provocative. It's triple X sex. How whipped can you get? Simon Sez and Spitball are gonna make you sweat. Your body is phenomenal. You're hot like it's tropical. Every position in the Kama Sutra. Let the boys jerk off.

When it comes to crushin’, call Spitball if you like it rough. It tears when he thrusts. So go ahead and slap him. It's the psycho crafts that attract him. You can spank him. He’ll lick ya ass as hanky-panky. Butt a little bit twisted, highly explicit. Simon Sez he’ll bust a quick nut and then start back at the beginning. Swingin', moanin', singin’. It's naked gymnastics.


Molotov Cocktail Waitress had explained the story of the duo’s encounter with a bad Molotov cocktail waitress. She was a Molotov cocktail waitress working nights at this joint on the corner of pleasure and pain as she is the kind of girl who lives her life in the fast lane. Their adventure eventually turns into a threesome in a hotel room on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles, California. The duo got blinded by sex, drugs and good looks.

Simon Sez are stranded on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles, California and need a ride. Simon called a female friend of his on the cell phone. And they get a ride from a Molotov cocktail waitress.

She was a Molotov cocktail waitress working nights at this joint on the corner of pleasure and pain as Spitball put it in his words. She was bad as she was the kind of girl who lives her life in the fast lane. The first time Spitball saw her, he almost froze. She was perfect because she was built just right and was out of sight. Her big lips and big tits were her attractions. Dynamite in the rear and thighs that don't quit. Ass like Stacey Dash. The wicked chocolate-skinned vixen was a mix of fire and ice. Her tight jeans were packin' as the seams were about to split. A perfect fit in low-cut hip huggers.

I wonder what she looks like in latex rubber? I wonder what she looks like underneath those clothes? It ain't hard to tell because she's half exposed. She's got perfect toes. Clearly she was built to last. Everything was cool. She’s the baddest thing that anyone has ever seen.

The duo got the afterhour hooked up. Then they went to a spot on Santa Monica, California.  All parties involved are down for the three-way (threesome). They got the kush and white lines to leave you shook up. The trio spot people with insomnia the further they venture out into Santa Monica. The spot where models and actors mingle with rappers. Strippers, gangsters, freaks and backpackers.

Then they go Hollywood swinging in West Los Angeles. The duo are dancing with a cocktail waitress and getting scandalous. Spitball fumbled and pulled down her pants. Simon Sez nibbled on her necklines. He’s whispering sex rhymes. (That’s not a coincidence.) She took Spitball to the bathroom and unzipped her Sasoons. They rubbed on her body while she moved to The Batunes. She was loving it.

Later that night, they go get a room somewhere on the Sunset Strip. They got the room and two buckets of ice. It was getting freakier as she was doing things that Spitball has never seen a girl do. She was naked spread eagle. Beautiful and Barely Legal. She was into nipple clamps, sex toys, and dank. What a tramp. Taking on the bedroom champs.

Next thing you know, she pulled her purse out yelling, “GET DOWN!”  She whipped out a .38 snub nose revolver. They’re gettin' jacked by a psycho bimbo. The door flies open. It's another freak holdin' a gat. It was a fat biker chick with tat's on her rack. The bitch pistol-whipped Simon Sez. Then all but one stepped back and hit Simon Sez with the kick. It was crazy. They beat the duo. They duct-taped the duo and asked them where the power is.

What a trip. Getting punked by chicks. They got the wallets, the weed, and the keys to the whip. The duo got took by a beautiful crook. The duo got blinded by sex, drugs and good looks.


Super B-Boy Pimpin’ is old school rap and hip hop meet sex rap with a touch of B-Boyism. The old school hip hop elements such as turntableism are present. Spitball and Simon Sez are the super B-Boy pimps.

Super B-Boy pimpin’ is a lifestyle which is a wild style life. These baldheaded B-Boys futuristic mack with too many tracks and have done too many hoochies. Like puttin' thugs on hoopty’s. Now Simon Sez is lickin' off your girlfriend's body glitter. He is super mack daddy affiliated with super pimps. Sexin' freaks on the hood of his caddy. Sleeze makes up his steez. He spits dirty raps and hood raps for cheese.

They walk with cool limps. Hollywood shufflin' when doin' the hustle. Hustlin' busters living in a puzzle. Where the freaks wanna connect like stretch belt buckles. Spitball strolls with a tall can, a dog, and a walkman. Fast talkin' though for pimp style loops. Rockin' all white Pumas and pimp like soups.

4/5****

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Oobie - Dirty Dancin single review

Oobie - Dirty Dancin was one of the dirtiest crunk R&B singles that Lil Jon produced in 2003. This singe was super X Rated and provocative.  


Dirty Dancin was the female crunk anthem for the dance floor in clubs of the mid-2000s from 2003 to 2005. This song was produced by crunk king Lil Jon and originally appeared on the 2003 album Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Part II. Dirty Dancin is about dancing in a provocative manner which consists of dirty dancing that is considered explicit.

According to some DJ's that circulated this song on their mixtapes, this song was planned to be used on Ciara's Goodies album at one point but her label passed on that idea because it wasn't "clean" enough for her friendly Crunk R&B image at the time. So the song ended being given to Lil Jon and Oobie.

We need all the ladies in the place to report to the dance floor right about now! If you didn't come to party, then you can get the hell out of here! Okay! Let's go!

Oobie will perform a dirty dance for you. She’ll shake her ass for you. Then she will drop hit pants when you get up on the dance floor. Shawty, she can prance when you get up on the dance floor.
She will dirty dance on you when she gets her hands on you.

Oobie turns men on by showing them her thong. You can't and won’t believe all this ass is her. Savor these 31 flavors. She’s gonna shake and turn out this party as she will break it down now! Now we got ourselves a party. So come on now everybody! Let's go! We're dirty dancing. Fuck all that romancing. Come hit the dance floor. It's ready with Oobie. Where you at?

All my ladies, if you got a big butt, go ahead and throw your hands up. All my ladies, if you don't give a fuck and you're ready to cut, say, “I’ma dirty dance for ya. I'ma shake my ass for ya. I'ma drop my pants when you get up on da dance floor. I'ma dirty dance on ya when I get my hands on ya.”

She is sending this ass on a shakin' spree. You wanna touch it? She might let you rub it. You can hang with a freak like her. Now it's time to light the candles. Everyone's sippin’. Nobody's trippin’. Everyone's dirty dancin' with Oobie.

Get up on the dance floor. Okay ladies, it's time to take this thing to another level! I need for you to look around in the club and look for a thug. We're gonna turn it out a little something like this! Come on!

All my single ladies, go head grab you a thug. Show that nigga some love. All my sexy ladies, if you’re horny right now, go ahead and break that shit down one more time. Get up on to the dance floor. She’ll dirty dance for you.


Ooh Na Na Naa Naa is a horny seductive provocative crunk R&B and rap track that gives away the freaky deeky zeeky on why Oobie is so horny. Oobie is so horny because she wants a man to fuck her. That is the primary basis of the song. Things do get sexual of course.

Oobie is so horny because she wants a man to fuck her. She is tired of masturbating. This has got her body shaking. No orgasm is faking with her. She hopes he is ready for love because she got more than enough.

Oobie is just sitting in her lingerie sipping on some Alizé. Trying to figure all the ways she can make a man say, “Ooh baby. Right there. Don't stop. Put it in your mouth. Twirl it round til' you make it pop.” Now Oobie is gonna make a man sweat when he goes down in between her legs. He’s gonna be fantasizing about these lovely thighs of. It's gonna be hypnotizing.

Devin the Dude sees her pussy lips smiling. They’ve been grinning like they want something up in them. He’s been wanting to ask Oobie for some sexual intercourse but he didn't want to offend her. But now he sees she is about as freaky as him. He busted 2 nuts already. Now Oobie waiting for number 3. Oobie asks Devin what will it take to get him hard again. He say saliva but he sees Oobie ain't down for swallowing. She’d rather have it on her skin.

Big Sam doesn't want stop her to stop cumming and rising to the top because she sucks dick so good that makes him want to call the cops. And it doesn't make no sense the way she sucks the dick. The way Oobie licks from the shaft to the dome of the dick (penis). Big Sam can't lie. He loves the shit. Big Sam will rock her world. He lays the kinda pipe that make her toes curl.

5/5*****!!

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Lifeseeker - 4-Life album review

Lifeseeker - 4-Life is a low budget production rap album from the MySpace era. The beauty of this album is the low budget production and audio quality that capture that grittiness of up and coming rappers recording songs in a home studio. The lyrics and subject matter are quite advanced for an average rap album. Hand of Man is a testament of one example.


The beauty of Nasty Shit is the low budget production and audio quality that capture that grittiness of up and coming rappers recording songs in a home studio. You can actually hear the lyrics despite the audio quality. Peruvian Flake was comin' out with the rawness in 2009 on this song.

Peruvian Flake likes to pump it hard with the solar plexus. He rolls out in the hybrid Lexus after a long night to take his woman to breakfast. They order blueberry pancakes with all of the extras, turkey, and sizzlin' bacon. They are sippin' on frescas. This will make you cum under the table twice. He is so unpretentious.

Doctor Prophecy is over cyclops with the eyedrops to relieve your inner visions. So you lose your inhibitions. Ever loved a fallopian? Doctor Prophecy has. Kaleidoscope utopia. Cornucopia of flavors. orgasmic behavior. He is your sexual savior. He spent a mint on his dollars on a hundred sex scholars with natural ecstasy. His aura's 31 flavors.

It ain't no low brow or classy shit. It's more like a feeling that you have to get to turn an ice cold night into passionate. Nasty shit. Cruise 'round your neighborhood cold blastin' it. It ain't no gold tone or brassy shit.


Imetagnome explained the story of how Peruvian Flake met a garden gnome.

It was late September on a coolish day. The sky was grey with just a few golden rays. Shadows stretchin' to the point of kvetchin'. Peruvian Flake’s mental space is a reflection of this etchin'. He felt the toll of no control from days of old. He had to take a stroll to restore his soul on that path that is callin' out to him. And his eBay mug is filled with decaffeinated tea.

It's a whole different world as he tromps through the soft pine needle bush. It's a whole different world that he tries to adjust to. It’s all livin' and dyin' at the same time. He is cool with the natural vibes. Trying to let it all in. As he comes and he goes with his nose getting wild.

Peruvian Flake wondered which direction was the right route because he felt lost for a moment and got turned about. Then spied a side path leading to some high grass. Upon a plateau was a miniature meadow. In the middle to the side was a small being. He could not believe what his eyes were seeing. 15 inches tall or a little bit higher stared at him for a while. Then back to a fire.

Peruvian Flake met a gnome in the forest behind his home. The gnome had a fire with no flame. Just smoke that got blown in his face when he faced the gnome. Peruvian Flake met a gnome in the forest behind his home. He graced the gnome with his presence. It was a strange effervescence emanating from his essence. The air was abuzz with a curious energy. Interest mixed with indifference. Neither friend nor enemy. Just a motherfucking gnome doing his thing. The gnome traced the shape of a ring.

Peruvian Flake said, "You like roasted toadstools and dandelion wine?" The gnome just stared into space like, “Are you out of your mind?” So Peruvian Flake looked at the gnome like, "Yo, what's the plot?" The gnome looked like he had a different kind of thought. A thought at ease with no ease. Still crisp as snow peas.

Transmitting insights to the slightest degrees. Then Peruvian Flake said, "Wait a minute, I must maintain my own mind state and connect my brain!" His dog started barking. The gnome flicked its hand. His dog froze in a pose. Then the gnome signaled, "I’ll be back. Stay here." Left some tiny tracks and then disappeared.

Peruvian Flake is wonderin' what's this all about. He heard a quiet song slowly taking shape. He heard a strange voice say, "I wanna talk to you." Peruvian Flake said, "I saw you in the forest and you wouldn't speak. And where I come from, we call that weak!"

The gnome said, "Well that's ok, what you want me to say? Probably try to catch me and sell me on eBay. Would you understand better if I looked like a sap in some wack blue britches and a pointy red hat?" Peruvian Flake said, "Nah, in fact the way that you be is real groovy!" The gnome said, "Then why'd you make this dream sequence just like a corny movie?"

Peruvian Flake said,  "I'm tryin' to communicate so the people can feel it. Come real with my crap and I feel you should rap on my track, it'd be ill, let them magic beans spill. If I'm forced to imitate you, I will!"

Peruvian Flake met a gnome in the forest behind his home. This gnome had a mushroom hat and a face like stone. At least it looked like that. The air was abuzz with a curious energy. Interest mixed with indifference. Neither friend nor enemy. Just a motherfucking gnome doing its thing. The gnome had Peruvian Flake listening for the knowledge that he knew the gnome could bring.

The gnome heard so many on the mic claim how real they be. But ain't none of y'all close to half as real as the gnome. Not a leprechaun, brownie, fairy, or spirit. All your glitz and glamour doesn't excite the gnome because a weak superstition's all you seem to see.


Galactic Zombie Attack is about a zombie attack that took place at a party. The beauty of this song is the horrorcore sound and low budget audio quality. The horrorcore element helps listeners appreciate the low audio quality.

Peruvian Flake is hanging with the Party Robot from that Lifeseeker song. A meteor hit sending out a shockwave so strong with a flash so bright that it turned Peruvian Flake’s black hair blonde. Galactic zombies piled out. Party Robot said, "It's on!"

They've come a long way through 40,000 solar systems half across the Milky Way with some fucked up broken helmets and silver suits half-ripped away like Skeletor with way more stench of decay. Looking through his star goggles out the window. What the fuck?!

Peruvian Flake knocked zombie Buck Roger's head off but that fool kept coming. Galactic zombies are mobbin' a corpus in an ultra modern style. So he bust a Rosie Greir and cold started sobbin’.

Galactic zombie attack! They sent some clones to space. There's an undead race with a taste for vengeance. To them your ears and your arms is just a light snack. Galactic zombies coming through the floor. Galactic zombies busting down the door. Piling down your halls. Punching hands through walls.

They reassembled through space to Doctor Prophecy's base. Peruvian Flake checked his nuts to make sure they were in the right place. Party Robot said, "Na na nah nah nah nah naah" So he rocked 'em, socked 'em, robot click-click to his jaw. Then he saw a vapor with a taper lookin' like Naomi Watts. Went through half a million shapes and it settled on.

Doctor Prophecy said, "Party Robot, thought I told you never to return." Party Robot said, "How was I to know a toilet could burn?" The conversation took a turn when Peruvian Flake screamed with force. "I once saw a dude do it with a horse! That's something I could have gone all day without knowin'. Fear not, friends, it's what you need to keep goin'."

Doctor Prophecy handed Peruvian Flake a crystal with a futuristic pistol and put them both together for an anti-zombie missile. Doctor Prophecy tells Peruvian Flake to take the Dutchman's raft or his brand new hovercraft straight into this time portal or zombies follow in their path. They hovercrafted out the realm into the portal with an intense blast.

They sent some clones to space. There's an undead race with a taste for vengeance. To them your arms and your legs is just a light snack. They'll eat your whole family, say, "It tastes like chicken". Then eat their own fingers because it's finger lickin'! They tried to get away but they couldn't get far because galactic zombies have built-in radars.

[Verse 3: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and Party Robot]

Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and Party Robot fly to a prehistoric planet from the portal. Round crazy rock formations and pterodactyls in the sky. Then they landed in the jungle and started checkin' out the place. Everyone heard a "Raaahhhhrrr" from behind. Galactic zombies were giving chase. Brobot dancing with two bikini-clad zombie girls. Damn, they could get jiggy on so many worlds.

A zombie took the pistol from Peruvian Flake’s hand and threw it in the swamp. Peruvian Flake said, "What the fuck you doing?" The zombie said, "Fuck it, party on!" Approaching zombie horde led by the zombie lord.

It was his zombie clone. Something he had forgotten. Glanced down at my hand which was looking slightly rotten. Peruvian Flake started staring down his zombie double lookin' just like a fiend with an ill type. So aggressive and mean. He insisted that they fight.

So he jumped in his craft and he pumped up a track. It was a White Rabbit cover being played by The Doors with a back beat sounding like Nas's It's Yours Vibrations started taking shape from the cassette tape.hrough the crystal in a reversed polarity state. Emanated from the speakers in the form of sound disintegrating every single zombie around. The prehistoric land faded like a game that's dated.

4/5****!

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Genitorturers - 120 Days of Genitorture album review

Genitorturers - 120 Days of Genitorture is similar to Demonix, Lords of Acid, and Cock Ball Torture. This is because Genitorturers has the same sexually suggestive provocative edge, feeling, and image. That industrial metal sound is what makes the Genitorturers album sound crazy and loud.

Pleasure In Restraint explains the joys and pleasures of bondage and restraint. Do you know it's where perversion hides? Pleasure in restraint. Bet you'd never see pleasure in restraint. Bet you'd never wake in a most unnerving way. Why must our pleasure always be in restraint? To control desire. Pleasure in restraint. Mortifying the flesh. Feel it prick.

Jackin’ Man is about a man who is a masturbation addict who masturbates frequently.  This man is masturbating in his bedroom spilling seed. His swollen vein jacks away the pain. Master's play is jackin' off everyday.

120 Days is about the unfathomable depths of fanaticism and depravity.  Do our choosing without hesitation. Give yourself over to sin. Your one chance for redemption shall come when the spark is ignited within. Forced to sever the ties to this world which is bound by lies. You're free from original sin. Forced to find what was hidden within. Inflame your passions within our depravity. You won't emerge without transformation. Flesh or soul within. Taste all the pleasures of sin. Your one desire controlled by perversion compelled by lust within. Forced to sever the ties. To this world which is bound by lies. You're free from original sin. Release what was hidden within.

4/5****!

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Elle Lexxa - Bubblegum album review

Elle Lexxa - Bubblegum is a horrifying pop album with drug themes and love songs. Some of the song titles are quite provocative. Songs such as Vacany and Liquorice use drug references. Not too surprising since the album was released in 2022.


The song Vacancy explained how the relationship to how a love between Elle and a certain man will never happen. The song explains how Elle’s heart has no vacancy inside.

We know it’s never gonna happen. But he is a junkie and Elle is a quarter tab of acid tucked under his tongue at 2 PM in the afternoon. Elle will make him howl at the moon. Yet she won't make demands. She’ll feed his ego until he is eating from her hand. Fuck his late night rotation. She’ll leave him on read until he learns to be patient.

Elle’s heart has never had a vacancy. So he can wine and dine Elle. He can five-star vacation her too. He’s giving Elle fuck-boy vibes. But she doesn't gamble with her time. Elle tells the man to sell her his soul if he wants to be hers. He can come and take a walk with her in a fantasy.  She knows that the man digging on her is out looking for some modern love. She knows he’d let her sacrifice himself in her bath tub. She heard he wanted a girl with a bad reputation.

They could cut the tension like it's butter with a hot knife. He can play Elle like she is Fortnite. Bite her like it’s Twilight. But then again it's never gonna happen, right? Elle is a little selfish.

The lyrics to the chorus should have been sung as this.

[Chorus]
Baby, my heart has never had a vacancy
So wine and dine and five-star vacation me
You're giving a fuck-boy vibe
But I don't gamble with my time
So sell me your soul if you want to be mine


The song Liquorice explained how Elle was still attached to her ex-boyfriend because she still has feelings for him. The song is sweet like and hence the theme of sweets.

Elle doesn’t wanna smile when she thinks about her ex-boyfriend. But he just feeds her sweet tooth. And people know he couldn’t have Elle. But he talks to her like she is candy with his tongue on the wrapper. And Elle wants to get stuck in his head like liquorice.

This is looking like a sideshow. Elle gets the feeling everybody knows about their love.  Yet she doesn’t want to make a scene. The pressurе is crawling up her earlobes. Elle is a serial monogamist who didn’t run the numbers when she kissed him. It’s exhausting as a virtue. Now she is back on top of him. But he is the thing that does her in.


North Star is a celestial fantasy love story of how Elle, who is a merchants daughter, falls in love with a boy at first sight. Elle plays the role of a merchants daughter in the song.

Elle was born a merchants daughter. The moon was low as there was something in the water. But he came in with the undertow with curls that spill and eyes that glow. He said, “You got North Star energy.” Elle said, “Thanks! I did pretty good in chemistry.” He said, “It’s a little early to confess.” Elle said, “Mmm darlin say less.”

He set her soul on fire. When he pulls Elle close, Elle demands he tell her she is the prettiest rose. He said, “Oh strike me up, like a flint lock. Tell me, my pearl, do you feel that spark? Come set my soul on fire light me up. I’m dynamite.” She traces the freckles on his face until they’re constellations.  Cupid got Elle good this time.


Obsessed deals with a boy’s obsession over Elle.

A boy calls up Elle over the phone. He tells Elle, "Hey! I, um, I swung by, I didn’t see your car in the driveway, so I figured you must be out. Umm, I’ll just come and find you." Elle tells him, “Are you a little obsessed?”

It’s Friday night, She just killed the lights in the apartment. Elle can feel his eyes on her from across the street at the Coffee shop on Joralemon Street in Brooklyn, New York. The truth is that he is ruthless. The evidence is quite conclusive. Would he just come clean? For it would seem he has been seen.

And she figured it out. He is obsessed with her. Beyond a doubt, he is getting pressed for her. Even though he is throwing shade, he is not her enemy because he is just obsessed.

Elle is focusing on building something to believe in. He is focusing on killing all of her achievements. Sneaking around downtown until the lights go out. This is not a circus. He’s just a clown. He’s just throwing shade.

Elle tells the boy over the phone, "I thought we could talk this out, keep it casual, factual. But you made it weird - like black sabbath, supernatural. And you know what, that’s fine. I played your game, and you lost it. You hammered the last nail Into your own coffin."

4/5****!

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Oscar Key Sung - Echo Hill Green Square album review

Oscar Key Sung - Echo Hill Green Square is filled with love ballads that are piano driven yet are very mournful sounding. The piano adds resonance to the sadness. This album brings a breath of fresh air to traditional pop music and is actually quite refreshing. There is hardly any autotune used. He didn't need autotune.


The song Reasonable is about Oscar wondering if it’s reasonable to call his woman to hear her voice over the phone. The song is performed in E major.

It's been 3 months since Oscar has seen his woman and he needs to hear her voice once. He’s been in a vortex. It’s feels like he has lived 10 lives. He wonders what is next. Oscar has never been this sober in his life. Is it reasonable for him to call her now?

Oscar texts to his woman, “Baby, lead me in. Can we take it from where we left off?” She replied to Oscar’s text without X's or hearts. It's funny that they bared their chests and that they shared every part. Shе was beautiful and smart.


Wallet Keys Phone explained the personality traits of a woman Oscar was dating. She was part soft and part sharp.

Oscar has never met someone who was so strong. Sometimes he can't believe the life she lived. He knows it made her what she is are. She was part soft and part sharp. That's how she is.

Oscar asks her if it is strangе to be happy when she’s got so little. This is because the woman he was dating had so little yet was very happy and enjoyable. She didn't save for darker days. They told her that the way she live was wrong. And they told her that she couldn't come back home.

Just something, something she can belong to is what Oscar wants for her. Something she can hold onto. Just something she can know is true. Just something to get her up in the morning and shake it off.


Shibari Moon is a song which explained how Oscar and his woman engaged in the kinky perverted act of bondage. Oscar’s baby tied him up in shibari. He cried in his vulnerability due to his restrained state. He felt the change in his atoms like the swing of a pendulum. Or the swing of his ego.

5/5*****!

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Gare Du Nord - Sex ‘n’ Jazz album review

Gare Du Nord - Sex ‘n’ Jazz is a sex jazz album filled with love songs and sophistication. Now Gare Du Nord herself did this album for the love of sex and jazz. No sex without music and no sex without words. There is never no sex without jazz. The album is a bit similar to Norah Jones and those Blue Note releases. The tone is kind of monotonous but is romantic, smooth, soothing, and cool. Fans of romantic jazz music will surely appreciate this album. The album uses a bit of bossa nova and orchestra music. The strings selection is simply beautiful.


Marvin & Miles was a song dedicated to Marvin Gaye and Miles Davis. This song is a soul jazz fusion where the sounds of Motown meet Blue Note.

The tough guy in the collar with a tenor sax at hands. Gare Du Nord should have warned her because she's freaking out on music. On variety of styles. And now she's stuck in the middle with the moods of Marvin Gaye and Miles Davis (Marvin and Miles). She wouldn't understand.

The tenor softly said, “You know you've got me so excited I don't know how to fight it. Let's have a ball instead.” She slipped into his nightmare for longer than a while and now she's stuck in the middle with the moods of Marvin and Miles.

She really doesn't know it's plain to see. He's not working on her family tree. You see it's all part of the show. It's only tenor men's job to blow. So now the blue notes flow and she's free to go. And rise to the occasion of an all time blow. She knows how it feels to be blown away in bebop style.


Ride On is about Gare Du Nord messing with her destiny and bouncing back to happiness.

Gare Du Nord has been messing with her destiny. But  as long as her man is here with her they will ride on. It’s been heavy weather more or less. Now she is bouncing back to happiness. From  the moment that he came her way, every day is a better day.

And it's all because of him. Flowing freely like the Rio Grande. Going straight  ahead to the Promised Land. He give her cause just to smile again. He must be part of a master plan because him and her truly harmonize. He is the rainbow in her loving eyes.


Chet’s Chat explained the story of why Gare Du Nord was out in California with her friends. The song captured the essence of the golden days of West Coast jazz.

Gare Du Nord is hanging out with Chet in California trying to make a living and kick some ass. Gerry had a bad case of pneumonia. He was taking more than giving because he was high on grass. Pepper was the hottest on the bandstand playing a tenor sax with great finesse. Match to catch the sun in sound at wave land. The golden days of West Coast jazz. Gare Du Nord and her friends were living in the golden days of West Coast jazz.

Every day was summer as Gare Du Nord flying high and blowing free with Mr. D. in San Francisco.
Wonder boy was going where the chicks go. He set his sights on many chicks.

Then Gare Du Nord and her friends ran into some trouble at the Cape Fear. Chico played the drums too fast. His drumming sounds like bombing to a soft ear. The problem was that Chico was drumming way too loudly. The golden days of West Coast jazz just blow your way.

Light as a breeze. A hazy day. An extended tease. Let’s rush off with the seagulls to some roof top flat. The lower the bet, the higher you get.


Quiet Storm explains the story about one of the most beautiful things that can happen to a person which is love. And I mean real love. Real love includes body contact which is sex (sexual intercourse). One on one. But remember. No sex without music and no sex without words. Never ever no sex without jazz.

5/5*****!

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Gare Du Nord - Kind of Cool album review

Gare Du Nord - Kind of Cool is a bit similar to Norah Jones and those Blue Note releases. The tone is kind of monotonous but is romantic, smooth, soothing, and cool. Fans of romantic jazz music will surely appreciate this album. The album uses a bit of bossa nova and orchestra music. The strings selection is simply beautiful.

4/5****!

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Jazzamor - Travel album review

Jazzamor - Travel is filled with beautiful downtempo jazz backed by an ensemble multi-talented artists to their own right. Smooth and soothing are two words that can be used to describe this downtempo jazz album.


Song of Silence is a downtempo jazz song which teaches people to appreciate silence and love. The song uses some smooth and soothing instrumentation.

Imagine you're in a boat just drifting by and the moon is hanging low on a cloud. You look up and start to sail away where there's nothing left but sky. Just hear the silence calling while the rain is falling down upon our naked hearts where love is never ever far.

What do you think about lost in your thoughts when a splash of water lands there on your skin? Now you don't care cause you want to stay right here where there's nothing left but sky. Just hear the silence calling while the rain is falling.


Song for Maggie is about a woman named Maggie who lost her faith and decided to head for something new in her life by leaving her home in search of something new. Maggie tries to find a new man to love only to come find out and realize that  she couldn't stay with a man in love like him.

Faith has eluded Maggie. She lost her faith. So she left her place and headed for something new. She's leaving home in search of something new.She starts to roam but yet she is scared of feeling blue. She keeps control of her heart and soul so that doesn’t happen. She says it doesn't matter. Whatever unfolds leaves her cold. Evading being shattered.

Day by day, she runs away from what is deep and true. She lost her way and she couldn't stay with a man in love like him.


Before Too Long is about finding your journey in life.  One day in spring you flap your wings you fly away on borrowed time and realize something's on your mind. You wonder when the journey ends and will you find the way. Before too long you know what's wrong. You're running from yourself yourself again. Reflections in a moving train you're far from home. You see the sky just passing by never to return. And in a field it seemed so real.

4/5****!!

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Jazzanova - In Between album review

Jazzanova - In Between is one of the best bossa nova albums of 2002 that is simply improvisational and underrated. True fans of jazz music will certainly appreciate this album. This album has mature tones and old-school appeal.


Keep Falling explains how time waits for no one. Jazzanova suggests and advises people to not live their lives with distaste. Jazzanova gives useful advice to people on how they should live their lives. Warnings are also given by Jazzanova. This is one of those songs of freedom and redemption.

Use your time wisely. Not wastefully. Do not live your life dangerously or aimlessly. For if you do you will disgrace your chi. Don’t just be living your life with distaste in the guise of being carefree and in the name of being free. You better call that God you believe to free you from the clutches of millennium slavery. You better call that God you believe to free you from the clutches of those who would have you perpetuate. Hold on and slow down before you let them dumb you down.

Jazzanova suggests and advises people to use their time wisely and to not be wasteful with their time. Jazzanova is here to make you sit down and learn life’s lessons to make you work hard to receive your blessings. And then Jazzanova will try to save you from the media's campaign to massacre your brain.

Feed you armageddon sized portions of disaster and pain so your strength and soul are easier to claim. There's no one to blame for perilous gain but yourself for believing their treacherous messages. We all know how rough it is we all know how tough it gets. Especially when you resist. Slow down before you shut down. Slow down before you melt down.

Jazzanova realizes that sometimes violence is necessary. Particularly when predatory enemies seek to dictate your destiny and teach you watered-down history. Enemies make you blindly lead them to false fate. And to their cesspool for fools and governing ghouls. Use your gift of choice. Make your own choice. Listen to your own voice. Proverbs say fear of man causeth snares. So beware and take care.


Soon explains how images of life set people’s spirits free. This is one of those songs about freedom in a downtempo jazz style of music.

Places and spaces that people have been to mean so much to them. There's so much to explore and see. There's always something wonderful and new. People desire much more. Jazzanova wishes the same for you too. Places and spaces that people plan to see will be a part of them. Images of life set people’s spirits free

4/5****!!

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Jazzanova -  Of All the Things album review

Jazzanova -  Of All the Things is one of the best bossa nova albums of 2008 that is simply improvisational and underrated. True fans of jazz music will certainly appreciate this album.


On the song Let Me Show Ya, Jazzanova explains that it feels so good to have a kindred soul but it's better when it's on equal ground because that's the kind of love that stays around. There is lessons we all could learn from.

If you're fallin' in love, let Jazzanova show you at least a thousand reasons why you should take your time before you fall again. If you're still in love, now's a good time to wish upon the stormy sky and take your time. Trust and you will win.

You chose to set aside. You chose to compromise. Dangerous signs come crashing in even when we're so proud of ourselves. We're only human. There is lessons we all could learn.

It's so hard to be alone. It feels so good to have a kindred soul. But it's better when it's on equal ground that's the kind of love that stays around. That is the truth about love.


The song What Do You Want? tells people there's no escaping restlessness when they put their faith in material things.

People often put their faith in material things too easily. There's no escaping restlessness when people put their faith in material things. Still they get no peace. Feels more like breaths between drowning. Just like some small release.

The world is changing, gettin' smaller everyday. Easy to get some place but hard to get away. We’ve got a lot to learn. Temptation's there at every turn. All of the roads lead back to one another. We’ve got to hold on to the one thing that we know is true. Never give up what you believe.

4/5****!!

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Genitorturers - Flesh Is the Law album review

Genitorturers - Flesh Is the Law is similar to Demonix, Lords of Acid, and Cock Ball Torture. This is because Genitorturers has the same sexually suggestive provocative edge, feeling, and image. Now this album is as hardcore as their 1993 album 120 Days of Genitorture. That makes sense because some of those songs from that album are included on Flesh Is the Law.


House of Shame deals the concept of shame, shaming, and shame culture. The song also deals with the torture element and aspect of BSDM. Torture is part of sexual activity in a way.

I wanna hear you beg! Come on back to the House of Shame! Blood's burning to play the Genitorturers game now. Racks are roasting and bitches are boasting. They are toasting with your blood. Humiliations are your dream. Genitorturers will make you laugh and scream. Your body's itching for a switching the Genitorturers torture kitchen. Pain! You can't take that another day. But you ain't leaving. You're here to stay. Precious moments without the pain breeds only longing in their brains.

It's your fucking time to bleed. You will obey everything Genitorturers says. You will remain while Genitorturers are dishing out your pain. Your will is to blame in the House of Shame.

Stay in a world with no anatomy. Branded slave, racked, and hanging. Only function is pissing and banging. Forced entry breeds with a heart full of self confidence. But who's to blame for your desire? Problem parents or porno flicks?


120 Days is about the unfathomable depths of fanaticism and depravity.  

Do our choosing without hesitation. Give yourself over to sin. Your one chance for redemption shall come when the spark is ignited within. Forced to sever the ties to this world which is bound by lies. You're free from original sin. Forced to find what was hidden within.

Inflame your passions within our depravity. You won't emerge without transformation. Flesh or soul within. Taste all the pleasures of sin. Your one desire controlled by perversion compelled by lust within. Forced to sever the ties. To this world which is bound by lies. You're free from original sin. Release what was hidden within.


Flesh Is the Law is a song about vaginal worship. Vaginal worship is basically worshiping a woman’s vagina.

Don't you feel like a whore when you come and savor a woman’s skin? Don't you feel like a whore when you let the pussy worship begin? So let the pussy worship begin. They say pussy worship (vaginal worship) is wrong but it feels so right psychologically and emotionally.

Awaken for your saviour because she's coming tonight. Join the pussy worship tonight. This woman will be your goddess and you'll sing her praises. Come on and stick your finger into her. Just as far as you can see. It makes you feel so strange. Seriously she will try to make you wonder just why you feel so strange as she strokes you slow, deep down, and under. Vaginal worship fills you up with passion and rage.


Lecher Bitch explains the background and story of a dominatrix known as Lecher Bitch who Genitorturers know extremely well.

The Lecher Bitch is a dominatrix who wears the X of castigation who deals out severe punishments to her clients. She is the whore of the extreme. She is the heretic. One thing she craves is your excommunication. Look in her eyes. Get a little star struck and a little insane with Lecher Bitch.

Tell her your story because she won't care. Just say that you love her. Because Lecher Bitch is the incomparable dominatrix who has got an impossible mission. Think Mission Impossible.

Lecher Bitch said, “Hey. You're coming all the way. I've got some hell to pay. I'm diggin' all the way. All the way down.” Lecher Bitch said, “Hey. You're coming all the way. I've got some hell to pay. Gonna rip you every way on the way down again.”

Lecher Bitch calls on all who feed on danger. Crawl with the heretic. And the world outside gets a little bit stranger. Taste of the whore. Crown her as your savior. Wanna little star fuck and a little good pain?

You don't belong lording above Lecher Bitch. It won't be hard for Lecher Bitch to pull you underground. It won't be long until you love Lecher Bitch. And she’ll be coming at your back to break it down. This is part of her BDSM acts.

4/5****!

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Waldeck - Atlantic Ballroom album review

Waldeck - Atlantic Ballroom is a sophisticated mature electro swing jazz album that classy will certainly enjoy regardless of time period. This album is a good 4/5**** star album with generic subject matter and material for all to enjoy. A majority of the songs on this album were co-written by Klaus Waldeck and Patrizia Ferrara.

4/5****

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