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Stephen Lynch - Superhero album review

Stephen Lynch - Superhero is a comedy album filled with super provocative humor you would find and hear on the Comedy Central channel. The way he sings in an Irish brogue on songs such as Down to the Old Pub and She Gotta Smile is genius. Now Stephen Lynch is no stranger to provocative and offensive humor. He has been making offensive jokes with provocative humor for years.


Stephen pokes fun at the topic of menstruation on his song called Down to the Old Pub Instead which he parodies menstruation in a satirical manner. The way he sings in an Irish brogue is pure genius. There is no better way to make a satirical song about menstruation than singing in an Irish brogue. That idea is the best idea.

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass. And make her your wife and love her with love so true. Now some rivers run high. Some rivers run low. When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow. And it's called menstruation.

Here's what it means to you. You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first. Stand back because her ovarian dam's gonna burst. Son, don't be afraid. It’s a natural thing. Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string, put the old linens on top of the bed, get out of the house, and go down to the old pub instead. She'll retain her water and her breasts will be tender. And every third word that you say will offend her. And she'll want to make love. If you do, you're a fool. Because you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole.

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins. But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins. So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat. Drop to your knees and say a prayer to Saint Patrick. Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed. And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead.

Now the pub is the place where the lads are meeting when the moon's full and the gals are bleedin’. The Catholics, the Protestants, and even the Pagans. The pub is the place when your lady is raggin’. So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks that as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks. And that we can escape from the lady in red. And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead.

This summary will explain what the cycle of menstruation is from a man’s perspective and a woman’s perspective.

Men/man, it's your duty to find you a lass (woman) with child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass. And make her your wife and love her with true love. Now some rivers run high. Some rivers run low. When her river runs red, that means a lass (woman) is starting her menstruation cycle where she will begin to have her period where she will bleed out of her vagina. Then she's starting her flow. It's called menstruation.

To the men, here's what it means to you. You will notice her bloomers (underwear) are spotty at first with signs of blood. Stand back because her ovarian tubes and Fallopian tubes are gonna burst. So don't be afraid. It's a natural thing for a woman to go through the cycle of menstruation in her lifetime. She'll retain her water and her breasts will be tender. She'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins but it'll taste like some old rusty coins.

Just wad up some cotton, hand her some string, and put the old linens on top of the bed. Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead. Every third word that you say will offend her.

Women/woman, when you start your menstruation cycle, you will begin to have your period where you will bleed out of your vagina. This is called menstruation. Women, don't be afraid. It's a natural thing for you to go through the cycle of menstruation in your lifetime. It's a natural thing for a woman to go through the cycle of menstruation in her lifetime. So don't be afraid. You will notice your underwear is spotty at first with signs of blood. Your ovarian tubes and Fallopian tubes are gonna burst. You’ll retain your water and your breasts will be tender.

To the women, you’ll want your man to sample your fruit of her loins but it'll taste like some old rusty coins. However the sex will be no good because of menstruation.  

These lyrics at the bottom poke fun at the topic of menstruation and parody menstruation in a satirical manner.

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstruation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead


Stephen Lynch plays the role of a doctor named Dr. Stephen who is a gynecologist on his satirical song called Dr. Stephen. The song called Dr. Stephen is his satirical take on gynecology.

Dr. Stephen Lynch is a rich and famous doctor who’s a gynecologist. He always knew he’d be an expert in the field of gynecology.  

Next on his agenda is checking your pudenda. (Pudenda is a person's external genitals, especially a woman’s.) Let him see what he can find. If you get your nerve up, slip inside the stirrups. He loves putting women's minds at rest. He loves pushing himself to be the best.

Dr. Stephen's in. He’s got magic fingers. Dr. Stephen is doctor of the year. There's not a lip that he can't read or a pap that he can't smear. He begins groping when your legs are open. But I fear I must be blunt. He would just as soon not go near your balloon knot. He'll stick to your front.


Stephen explains how he will be “rich as hell” because he will receive a lot of money because from his inheritance when his grandfather dies on the song aptly titled Grandfather. Death is the humor in the song because this song is about his grandfather dying and Stephen getting his inheritance when his grandfather dies. The song pokes fun at the concept of greed which is why you see Stephen act greedy.

Life will be strange when his grandfather dies. His whole world will change because he’ll be fuckin' rich as hell. Stephen’s intention is to unplug his grandfather’s life support that is keeping him alive so he can receive his inheritance. He wishes Dr. Jack Kevorkian could assisted suicide on his grandfather so he can receive his inheritance. Once Stephen receives his inheritance, his plans are to purchase a new swimming pool. He will scatter his grandfather ashes in his new swimming pool.

He doesn’t really have bills to pay. Stephen is just using bills as an excuse to be greedy so he get his inheritance. He claims he loves his grandfather to death but is really after his money. He is so old his penis has varicose veins.

These lyrics are an excuse Stephen uses so he can be greedy and get his inheritance.

So Grandfather, die
Don't keep me in suspense
Oh Grandfather, cough
Up that inheritance
Oh Grandfather, don't
Hold on another day

But I've gots bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimming pool
I'll party with Hef
I'll dine with the Queen
So what say we unplug that machine?


5/5*****!!

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The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Bottoms Up album review

The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Bottoms Up is filled with classic sea shanties and classic folk songs from the 17th century. Hence the folksy vibe and sound. Merry Wives Of Windsor proved themselves that they have not lost their step. The album mixes elements of Celtic culture, Irish culture, and British culture.


Paddy Murphy is a tale about an Irish Catholic priest named Father Murphy who is affectionately known as Paddy Murphy which he is better known as. The song explains how the people of Ireland payed their respects for the deceased Paddy Murphy. And the ways of how they showed their honor and their pride.

Oh, the night that Paddy Murphy died is a night people will never forget. Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't got sober yet. As long as a bottle was passed around, everyone was feelin' gay. O'Leary came with the bagpipes with some music for to play! That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy. That's how they showed their honor and their pride. They said it was a sin and shame. And they winked at one another. And every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy diеd! Mrs. Murphy sat in a corner pouring out her grief out by crying her eyes out mourning the loss of her husband.

Whеn Kelly and his gang came a-tearin' down the street, they went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole. Kelly and his gang put that bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold! That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy. That's how they showed their honor and their pride.

Everyone started drinking. They didn't worry for a prayer. Mrs. Murphy said she'd wait until everyone was there. The sight made everyone shiver with fear. They took the ice right off the corpse of Paddy Murphy and placed it with the beer!

A fierce and strong fight broke out. Someone knocked the whiskers right off poor old Darby Flynn. Dirty Andy Burke was there. Now whaddaya think he'd done? He put the corpse right on its head in the corner just for fun!

Then Mrs. Murphy started in and battled with the cops. She chased every one of them for several blocks. In the end 18 people were tried in court for having caused a riot on the night Pat Murphy died! A lovely time was had by all.

Then someone asked old Finnegan if anyone had died. Old Finnegan said, "Well, I'm not quite sure. I just came for the ride!" They headed for the graveyard all holy and sublime. And found out when they'd got there they'd left the corpse behind! That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy. That's how they showed their honor and their pride. They said it was a sin and shame.


The Swallow explains everything that a woman must endure based on societal standards and not just based on what a woman has to endure. The Swallow was written from a ladies perspective.

A lady doesn't speak when she knows it's not her turn. A lady doesn't speak when she knows her words can burn. A lady doesn't speak when her words will bring you shock. A lady doesn't speak when her mouth is full of. A lady doesn't stop when she's left a job undone. A lady doesn't stop when her guest is having fun. A lady doesn't stop when she knows that duty calls. A lady doesn't stop if it leaves you with blue. A lady always swallows though bitter is the beer. A lady always swallows though the taste may bring a tear. A lady always swallows though her jaw it may be numb. A lady always swallows when her mouth is full of.


Drink Another Round for the ladies that are choosin' to be boozin. So drink another round, ladies.Drink another round if you're choosin' to be boozin’. It can turn your life around.

Farmer Harry's field is dry as a bone. He just couldn't make it work all on his own. He poured a pint into the sod and he poked it with his rod. And now that crop is organically grown! So drink another round, ladies! A lady down in London town wanted a sweet babe to call her own. Well her husband he said no. So she got him bloody stoned and now a parcel of children run their home. Then he grabbed her on the rear.

A mighty ship was lost in a gale. The one survivor had only ale. Mermaids found him where he crashed. And they all got bloody smashed. Now that sailor gets plenty of tail.

5/5*****!!

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The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Here’s to the Men album review

The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Here’s to the Men is a more male centric album than all of the other Merry Wives Of Windsor albums out there. This album seems to focus honoring men more than just the typical focus drinking songs and sex songs. The titular Here’s to the Men is an example. Now the songs still doe have a sexual element and edge to them but are not as overtly raunchy as is usually the case. The album mixes elements of Celtic culture, Irish culture, and British culture.


Here’s to the Men is a song which honors the men women live with and love all written from a woman’s perspective.

One woman’s husband is a sailor man. His sails were confounding her. And when he left to sea, she pined to see him once again because he's a strong and stalwart lad. Nimble as he's fast. And for her part she loves to run her rigging up his mast.

These lyrics imply that this woman loves raping her man with a strap-on dildo and engage in pegging. “And for my part I love to run/My rigging up his mast”. Pegging is the sexual act of a woman using a fake penis with a strap-on to penetrate a man’s anus or mouth. A dildo is relevant equipment needed to get him wrecked.

Here's to the men women live with and here's to the men women love. Here's to the devil who lives below and the devil who lies above. Here's to the baker who bakes the bread and the brewer who brews the beer. Drink to each man here.

Another woman’s husband is a laborer who works both day and night. He plows the field and cuts the wood. He nails the roof down tight when needed. And when he comes home in the evening. He'll kiss her on the head to prove he's still a working stiff. They tumble into bed. They've learned to take their time and patience is no part of any lover in their prime. Now, what's a girl to lose?

One woman fancies a young farmer who's out tilling in the field. From dawn to dusk he works the land. Therein lies his appeal. For it's dusk to dawn, he's in her bed. To reap as well as sow.


I’ll Miss Missing You is one of those songs women about of lovers they've lost. The song was all written from a woman’s perspective of course.

Some women sing songs of lovers they've lost or lovers that never have been. How their husbands have sailed across the salt sea or thought of them during war's din. But it seems these songs are elusive. For fate gives some women no chance to grieve.

Here’s one example of how women are given no chance to grieve. How can a woman sing of songs of lost love when her husband refuses to leave? How can she say that she’ll miss him when he won't oblige her and leave? If he'd do what was right, he would die in a fight. She’d sing of sadness and grieve.

Nelly's beau seeks his fortune abroad. And he's at sea 9 months out of 12 months.  She'll sigh and she'll cry. But when one month has past. She still has 8 months to be free. She pushed and cajoled her husband to join. The mariners told her boldly in a stout manner. He did say to her, "How could I leave you? You take care of my gout!"

And Maggie's good man is never at home because he works as a tinker for hire. She would rather her man feel the pull of the cloth, join the church, and sit in a pew. Or a nightly jaunt to the inn down the road with a mistress for him to pursue.


Johnny is a handsome lad and asked a lass for to marry him only to find out that the lass he is planning on marrying is related to him. That is the plot line for All the Lads in Town. The song takes a wholehearted jab at incest and breeding.

Johnny is a handsome lad and asked a lass for to marry him. And she would marry Johnny. The boy that she will marry will be handsome, strong, and tall. The boy that she will marry will keep her satiated and satisfied. And he will sing her praises and be at her beck and every call. And every night in bed she’ll pray that they are not related.

But her father said, "I am sorry to tell you, daughter. What your mother never knew. But Johnny is a son of mine. And so is kin to you."

William is a handsome lad. And so is Pat O'Brian. So is Mickey Grady and his younger brother Ryan. But father was a busy man. His seed so far did spread. He told her they're all her brothers. Ye never saw a lass so sad and sorry as she was.

The lads in town were all related to her one way or another. Her father was the cause of all this incest and breeding. If she should die a single maid for that adulterer's sport, she’ll go to her mother for his wanderings to report.

Her mother told her, "Now, daughter, didn't I teach you to forgive and to forget? Himself he sowed his wild old oats But that you needn't fret Your father may be father to all the lads but still. He's not the one that sired you. So marry who you will." And since her mother twiddled with a sailor from sea, she’ll find herself a handsome lad who'll not be kin to her or related to her in any sort of manner.

5/5*****!!

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The Merry Wives Of Windsor -  Come One, Come All! album review

The Merry Wives Of Windsor -  Come One, Come All! is a very Vaudeville sounding end of the 19th century style folk album is filled with classic sea shanties and classic folk songs. Hence the folksy vibe and sound. Look at the front cover and you’ll see vintage old timey looking swimsuits that cover legs in various colors. The album mixes elements of Celtic culture, Irish culture, and British culture.


The Lads of Sailor Town was a song and shanty dedicated to all of the sailors. Here's to the lads of sailor town. The white, the black, the yellow and brown. Walk right in, lay your money down, and drink the night away. Every worthwhile sailor knows hat when last night's drinking shows.

Captain Jack lives down the road. He lives his life by the pirate code. He likes to drink all night long until the rum is gone. Jonny has a rolling eye and a handsome face that makes girls sigh. He couldn't decide which girl to choose. So he takes them out in twos. Jamie's a bold captain. He pays for drinks with Spanish gold and pays for a round for everyone. It's whiskey by the ton.

Norm comes in for his daily beer to share with friends a cup of cheer. And while our troubles are all the same, everybody knows his name. Father William wears the cloth. But he drinks his whiskey by the trough. When he comes in at break of day, we're glad to kneel and pray.


The Irish Sing was a Celtic folk song dedicated to Irish culture. The Irish Sing showcased the oppression Irish people have been going through for centuries such as the Irish famine known as the potato famine and British rule in Ireland. The Irish sing of love and the Irish sing of war. The Irish sing of drink and past time that we adore. These simple Irish tunes bring happiness and tears. Irish share their lives with friends throughout the years.

An Irish song of love holds longing and regret. Man fails to get the girl and wishes they never met. And the Irish song of war is blustery and bold. A tale of soldier's death before he can grow old.

An Irish song of drinking is fun with its quick wittiness.  The humor's dry and slow. The whiskey doesn't quit. A group of soldiers drink. A lovely lass comes in. Then a fight breaks out and none of them will win. That’s your typical Irish drinking song.

The Irish sing songs of love of today and past.  They hare what's to come. The Irish share our stories that last. The Irish sing of love and the Irish sing of war. The Irish sing of drink and past time that we adore. These simple Irish tunes bring happiness and tears. Irish share their lives with friends throughout the years.

The perfect Irish song is one that has all three. A soldier drowns his woes for his girl he'll never see. That night they toast their love for next morning he'll deploy.


The Dark Lady explained the story of a pirate named Baron Le Bon who sailed on a ship called the Dark Lady that went on several adventures and sorties.

A fierce pirate named Baron Le Bon sailed on a ship called the Dark Lady. A meaner pirate had never been known. He had a strong ship and was sound with a perilous crew. High on the mast the skull and bones flew. Fleet and swift was the Dark Lady. And every night the Baron Le Bon would drink a toast, he'd say "Here's to our lovely lady host. My one true love." "Here, here!" The crew replied. And the Dark Lady sighed.

A rich Spanish galleon was spotted onе night. The Dark Lady's crew preparеd for the fight. There a battle that followed with a lash of swords. No Spaniard survived that battle except for the maiden with dark eyes so bold. She was found in the hold with the jewels and gold. Baron Le Bon laughed and kept her for ransom. The lady Carlotta was a beauty quite rare. With each passing night Baron Le Bon couldn't bear his empty bed. So he brought her to it. The Baron had his heart filled with fire. So did his crew. He proclaimed that they would marry her.

That night the Baron drank with jubilee. He said, "Here's to my lovely bride to be. My one true love." "Here, here!" The crew replied. And the Dark Lady cried. The following night a storm brewed at sea. The Dark Lady and beauty Carlotta saw a chance to be free of her rival.

The ship threw her sails to the heart of the gale. A wave swept the maiden out over the rail. Sweet revenge on an unfaithful lover. And on that night the lady drank a toast. She said, "Here's to your lovely lady host.
Your one true love." No voices replied and the Dark Lady smiled.

And now in the seas when a storm fills they sky. They say a ghost ship you can see in its eye. And its name is the Dark Lady. The ship strong and sound with its perilous crew. The skull and bones waving and winking at you while the captain gazes out to sea.

5/5*****!!

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The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Drink This Pub Dry album review

The Merry Wives Of Windsor - Drink This Pub Dry is yet another recent album from the 2020s that is filled with classic sea shanties and classic folk songs from the 17th century to the 19th century to the 20th century. The album has some grand old good drinking songs and Irish folk compositions. The album is filled with sexual euphemisms of course.


Raise the Mast is a song about mast stepping which is the process of raising the mast of a boat.

A captain gets his pleasure from how well his ship responds. His hands must know how the ropes will tight secure her bonds. He knows to get her going she needs her sails unfurled. She'll handle nicely for an afternoon travel round the world. Raise the mast to get her going. Get that wood up standing tall. Raise the mast to get her going to the port of call.

Some ship masts are short and wide while other ships are tall and thin. Some ships struggle just to stay up through the journey to the еnd. Some may raise more еasily while others take some time. It may depend upon the care the mast receives in kind.

A mast can sail throughout the night to take her round the bend a rockin' and a rollin' as he rides it to the end. For captains, sailors, cabin boys all know to get her done. The mast must show for ship's ahoy when in the dock they come.

Some captains raise their masts quite fast, they're instantly erect. Others need some tender care to get the same effect. No matter how he gets it up, the good ship she responds to get her bilge a-flooded raise the mast to finish strong.

Merry Wives Of Windsor poke fun at erections with these lyrics, “Some captains raise their masts quite fast, they're instantly erect/Others need some tender care to get the same effect/No matter how he gets it up, the good ship she responds”


Oral is the Moral is a sea shanty about oral sex written from a woman’s perspective. Oral sex is the moral of this song.

Lyrics such as “I’m very glad to say he passed the oral exam” and “We cunningest of linguists will get a standing O” poke fun at the subject of oral sex in a satirical and humorous manner. That is what makes the song humorous and enjoyable.

These lyrics below poke fun at the subject of oral sex in a satirical and humorous manner.

I asked him to impress me he said "absolutely ma'am"
I'm very glad to say he passed the oral exam
If things seem dim and your prospects are grim
Never doubt that your mouth can help you out
And if you want to know the point of our show
Oral is the moral

A woman’s mouth gets her into every kind of trouble. When a man's involved you can always make that double. Every man she meets with his mouth will try to woo her. No man she has met has a tongue that can subdue her. Ladies, if things seem dim and your prospects are grim, never doubt that your mouth can help you out. And if you want to know the point of the Merry Wives Of Windsor show, oral is the moral. Oral sex is the moral of this song.

With a jouster she was ever kind of smitten. He tried to woo her with letters, but alas his written letters failed. She asked him to impress her. He said, “Absolutely ma'am.” She’s very glad to say he passed the oral exam.

At church she try to keep her naughty mouth at bay. She asked the priest for mercy. Surely he can show the way. She is on her knees attempting to seem holy and devout. She tries to suck her pride and only saltiness comes out. She always had had a love for theater. She would give her hand to be a talented orator. She has been taking lessons with the wives. The cunningest of linguists will get a standing O.


The Figurehead told the story of a foolish captain and his wise and weary bride. The captain spends too much time within his ship and not his bride. But the captain still loves her truly and dearly. However she ends up divorcing him.

It's of a foolish captain and his wise and weary bride. Although they were not yet bewedded, they were at each other's side. The captain had a headstrong heart. So he did devise a plan despite his lover's need.

The captain loved his ship as any sailor loved the sea. Likewise he loved his bride to be both pure and faithfully. And since he could not take her with him, time would not allow. Her likeness in a figurehead he fastened to the prow.

His bride tells him, “Oh my love, mark what you take to sea. Be wary of a ship once it leaves the harbor's lee. The sea is dark and full of a sailor's greatest fears. But a ship tied to a lady can only end in tears.”

When first the captain set out with his two best loves united. The ship did nearly come alighted upon a coral reef. Only by a narrow scrape did crew evade all harm. The crew escaped unharmed. That very day his lady fell and deeply cut her arm.

Their second voyage, his ship and crew had yet another rake amid a violent storm the mizzenmast did give and break. And when the captain visited the lady he truly loved, he found she now wore crutches because her leg had broken too. The sea is dark and full of a sailor's greatest fears. But a ship tied to a lady can only end in tears.

She had had enough of lessons learned too late. And so upon the voyage next she sealed the captain's fate. She knew that if she tarried she would soon pay with her life. It was that day she vowed that she would be no captain's wife.

The lady tore her dress and sails ripped in her mind's eye. She threw off both her shoes and saw the anchors both let fly. From seaside cliff she plunged herself, her lungs filled with a mighty breath. And as she sank beneath the waves the sailors found their death.

The sea is dark and full of a sailor's greatest fears. But a ship tied to a lady can only end in tears. The breath she took was deep enough the sea was not her grave. Alas she knew her lover, she had not the power to save. And as he sank to Davey Jones', his lady he did see. She sadly sang, “I’m sorry, love. It was the ship or me."

"And though it gives me pain to send you to your watery end. If between us I much choose tis I'll who'll breathe again. Yes, if between us I must choose tis I'll who'll breathe again."

5/5*****!!

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Coop MC - Home of The Killers Glory Dayz album review

Coop MC - Home of The Killers Glory Dayz was an alternate takes from songs recorded for the Home of The Killers album in 1995. This album was released in 2022 and captured his glory days of the mid 1990s. The album had the OG Blue Sunday, Home of The Killers, and My Woman. His album has classic remarkable Funky Town production from the legendary producer Ernie G. Ernie G was the sound of Forth Worth rap which is Funky Town rap. Southern soul and G-Funk are blended in with the sounds of dark gangsta rap. A majority of the songs on his album have a sad mournful vibe to them such as Blue Sunday and Home of The Killers. Many of the songs are not properly mastered because these songs were unreleased.

This is Southern fried reality rap. Funky Town rap from Fort Worth, Texas always seems to fly under the radar which is truly a shame. Home of The Killers, Contradictions, Currency, and Look What The Streets Made are some of the best Forth Worth rap albums ever made.

Coop MC - Home of The Killers Glory Dayz was a product of a time in Forth Worth when gang violence was higher than any city in the State of Texas next to Dallas, San Antonio, and Houston which was 1995. Forth Worth was the homicide capital and gang capital of Texas next to Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and Waco.

One thing many people don’t realize is that SJ of One Gud Cide had contributed to a huge portion of this album. SJ doesn’t get enough credit for his contributions to this album.


Blue Sunday is a sad mournful song about how the good old days used to be. You can really say they gone. Home of the killers used to be at peace but it’s been so long. You can hear Ernie G’s sound all over the song due to the chords, basslines, and keys.

Now this version was an alternate take of Blue Sunday that is not on the Home of The Killers album. This version of Blue Sunday uses guitar chords which interpolate the notes from Street Military Intro from Another Hit EP. This version uses a flute where as the version of Blue Sunday on Home of The Killers doesn’t.


Coop MC shed light on all the games women play with men on My Woman. These hoes out here are on that bullshit. She got in the game, got this man (nigga) a name, and some clout. That’s how his nigga came up. This song is about another tale with murder all because of that bitch. My Woman was the classic old school Funky Town banger that was used on the Down South Hustlers compilation. The song is backed by the smooth sample of Gap Band - Yearning For Your Love.

This nigga who was a drug dealer put down a lick by shooting his boss in his mouth. He stole his money and hid the body when he covered it so nobody would discover the murder. Then this nigga went to his crib and found his safe with the knot. Counted the drugs out to place it in his stash spot. The shit was unbearable. He scored 100 G's ($100,000 dollars). Plus the nigga's boss had about 20 ki's (20 kilograms). Then he cooked them up and got some workers on his team. Then he bought a fresh ride.

All within a week he sowed up the South Side of Forth Worth, Texas. 5 to 10 G's (10 grand = $10,000) every minute on the hour.  Money stacked so high resembling a tower. Along with the ends when it came. You should know. He thought she was sweet, but she was really a gold-digging hoe. Now who's down with that bitch?

His woman digs for money day and night. His woman loves him and she holds him tight. His woman better come on home tonight because if she doesn't he’s gonna beat that ass all night.

This nigga had 50 G's ($50,000 dollars) by the end of every day. He had been working for a month, so the nigga had to pay. She started sensing thing because she thought he had it made. He kept trickin on that bitch and kept his workers unpaid. She tells him to forget them because his friends wouldn't matter. This is where the situation started to shift in a downward spiral.  

Today it was fat, but yesterday his grip was fatter. The game was sweet, The bitch played her cards right. The nigga was dumb basically because he let the money change his life. What was a dollar is now is a penny today Did she take a little or did she take plenty?

She fucked him at 5 PM in the afternoon so by 8 PM at night he was asleep.  And rob him at 9 PM so she could creep by 10 PM at night. And short on his dope and the 100 G's too. But heh didn't blame the bitch for his downfall and shortcomings because he thought she was true to him and true to the game.

He called up his mother and questioned her about the money. She started to laugh. He said, "This shit ain't funny!" So he threatened her life and said he'd kill her himself. Suddenly the ATF knocked down his door and raided his house. All because of that bitch.

He called up his girl from Tarrant County Jail to come and get him out the bucket. She answered the phone and he heard a nigga saying, "Suck it.". He said, "Baby come and get me quick!" But she couldn't reply with her mouth full of dick.

She went down to bail him out one hour later. Then she took him to his house. He got on the phone and called this nigga who was pumpin drugs by selling them. And asked if he could/would the nigga front him something.

They met up at Weiss German Restaurant and passed the black briefcase. The nigga called up his girl and said there he will sleep tonight. He went to her crib so he could see what he was fronted not even knowing that some niggas had him peeped.

4 niggas in a blue Cadillac Seville were nigga hunting. They creeped up slow, One of the niggas in the blue Cadillac Seville said he knew the house, went to the back, and saw the couple on the couch. His first day out was the last of his life. Needles to say the nigga was murdered by the thieves of the night all because of that bitch.


Coola Than Most is a beautiful laid back G-Funk track where Coop MC goes on to brag about how he is cooler than most people. The song has some thick ass basslines. Coop came with own his own groove on this one right here.

5/5*****!!