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E-rotic - Sex Affairs album review

E-rotic - Sex Affairs is one of the most explicit and provocative Eurodance albums in the history of Eurodance music. The album revolves around raunchy sexual themes geared towards adults. This album goes all the way out with the sexual theme in an over the top manner. The album has that energetic rhythmic energy as most Eurodance albums have. To be honest, this is more raunchy than the Vengaboys.  


Max Don’t Have Sex with Your Ex is about a man named Max who ignores the advice he is given to not have sex with his ex-girlfriend. The song is very provocative and sexually explicit. The song uses an extremely fast BPM and time signature. Unsurprisingly the song has energetic rhythmic energy as most Eurodance songs have.

Max is in love with another woman and is still in love with his ex-girlfriend. This creates a love triangle dilemma. Max is given advice to not have sex with his ex-girlfriend. Lyane Leigh tells Max to not have sex. However he ignores Lyane’s advice completely. Lyane Leigh advises Max, “I gotta warn you. Max, don't have sex with your ex. It will make your life complex. My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with your ex. It will knock you off your legs. Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax! Now he doesn't know what he’s gonna do. He thinks he is giving what it takes to be true.


Fred Come to Bed was a follow-up to Max Don’t Have Sex With Your Ex. The song confirms that Max didn’t follow the advice that was given to him to not have sex with his ex-girlfriend. Lyane Leigh confirms that Max didn’t follow the advice that was given to him in these lyrics at the intro to the song, “Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed
/'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex”

Max spent one more night with his poor old ex-girlfriend. She's only lonely. He tells Lyane, “We don't have sex.” But that is not true. The reason Max had sex with his ex last night is because he loves her ass and tits. Max tells Lyane, Max tells her, “It’s just one night, baby, you'll get through. And you will find it's not so bad. Tomorrow I'll be back with you.” and “Don't you worry. Don't be sorry. I’ll come back to you. Baby, please, stay cool and just relax. I'll soon be back. But if you feel sad, just go and talk to my friend Fred.” Max puts his trust in Fred because he's the best friend he’s ever had.

Lyane lures Fred into her bed because she is lonely. Lyane persuades Fred into getting into bed with her by saying, “Fred, come to bed 'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex. Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet. Maybe you will get a love you never had. So, Fred, come to bed or my fantasy will drive me mad. If you don't, I will call up Fritz.”


Wild Love is a warm and tender Eurodance song about love that is not too serene. This is one of their less provocative songs which has sense of innocence. Fans of Eurodance slept on this song of theirs.

David is in the mood to love Lyane warm and tender. He’ll make her heart surrender. Killing her gently with such a thrill deep inside. He wants her to stay here tonight. She makes his heart a temple of desire. He needs her right now. David tells Lyane, “You make my heart a temple of desire.”

Lyane is looking for a wild love. Streams of fire running through her veins. She is looking for a man to drive her mad and join in her fantasy. She wants him to engage in her fantasy. Waves of passion are driving her insane. I'm looking for a wild love. The power of love is strong. It's all or nothing that they both are part of the night. The winds of change are blowing.

4/5****!

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E-rotic - Mambo No. Sex album review

E-rotic - Mambo No. Sex is one of the more explicit and provocative Eurodance albums in the history of Eurodance music. The album revolves around raunchy sexual themes geared towards adults. This album goes all the way out with the sexual theme in an over the top manner. The album has that energetic rhythmic energy as most Eurodance albums have. To be honest, this is more raunchy than the Vengaboys.  

4/5****!

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Jizzy Smalls - The Jizzy Chronicles album review

The Jizzy Chronicles is a goofy controversial comedy rap album with parodies and satire of real rap songs. The Jizzy Chronicles explains a phase in the life of the fictional rapper Jizzy Smalls. Things get semenly sticky on this album. Even going too far at times. His album covers controversial topics such as his pedophile past, his time in prison, fetishes, and troubled past.


Lift yo’ Toes explains how Jizzy came to Tampa Bay, Florida for a rap battle in 2018 where he spit some verses about being a pedophile. This led to his arrest. Maybe he shouldn't have rapped about some of the shit he did. Sometimes you gotta keep that shit in. Lift yo’ Toes uses a fresh beat. The beat in the background is from Kanye West - Lift Yourself. Fuck Drake. Jizzy Smalls used this beat better.

The first monologue (Monologue 1) marked the return of the king Jizzy Smalls. Ayo! We got the return of the king right here! It's Jizzy Smalls! Fresh outta prison! He claims, “Maybe I shouldn't have gone to jail. Maybe I shouldn't have rapped some of the shit I did. But you know, we here.”

Jizzy Smalls is an elitist who fuck with bitches. He has an uncontrollable foot fetish when he gets near anyone’s feet. These lyrics explain his foot fetish.

I can’t be near kids, but now I’m sniffing feet
And I fuck with bitches and I’m real elite
When you’re snatchin shoеs, you can’t admit defeat
I like to lick up all of that foot fungus
I ain’t sus, not impostor from Among Us
And I just can’t see what all thе big fuss is
Suckin toes don’t make them bitches ain’t disgusted

If she got long toenails, that’s a whole ass meal
Can’t be saving face when I be tastin’ heels
Some of y'all sittin like “What this nigga’s deal?”
“Fuckin feet for real? I can’t see the appeal”
What y’all can’t see is it’s a whole ass steal
Gettin fucked by girls big as Shaquille O’Neil, but turn it
Back to the feet, get them focused on
Get girls steppin on me, plantar flexion

In the second monologue (Monologue 2), he admitted how he knowingly murdered someone’s kid's nephew. “Ayo, whole ass time I was sitting in prison, I kept these verses COMIN'! I got this beat, and this beat FIRE! I'm bouta murder this beat. I'm bouta murder this beat like how I murdered that kid's nephew. Ooh... the pussy was good, tho.”

Now Yung Jizzy keeps it cumming because he’s feeling chill. He’s cop a feel of a woman’s breasts. If she got long toenails, that’s a whole meal for him right there.


Dog in a Cage was a song Jizzy Smalls wrote when he was still incarcerated in prison. The song was about how Jizzy Smalls has sex with his bunkmate while they engage in animal roleplay being that they are both furries.

Prison's been rough for Jizzy here. His bunkmate committed tax fraud. He’s got this big ass furry suit, and he's been fucking his ass every single day. He recognized that this lifestyle is unsustainable. But he does not care.

Jizzy Smalls caught a fresh nigga with a new chain. Jizzy sent his ass back to the pound. But the lucky motherfucker had a loose cage. Playin’ like the fox and the hound. He be broodin' on Jizzy like he’s Bruce Wayne. But he stays fucking with him anyway. Furries make some beautiful sounds. These lyrics in Verse 1 clearly indicate that Jizzy is into furries: “Furries make some beautiful sounds”

Jizzy notices he’s got a bulgie wulgie (bulge) in his pants. So Jizzy decides to get a glance of more of that furry cock. That furry cock was so big and red. A big and red nice cock. By this point in the song, Jizzy is extremely horny. So he decides to give him head. Fucking furries are so horny and their cocks are so red.

That’s a dope ass suit. All them details are so acute. His involuntary reflex is complex when he does have sex. (An involuntary reflex is complex when Jizzy does have sex.) It feels so good for him to have sex with other dogs. He wishes his other bitches understood what it’s like to be at a furmeet. All them puppies up in heat. Their cummy wummies are oh so sweet. And they’re beating on his meet. Jizzy Smalls is a big boy now. And my fursona is a cow. Don’t you even try to ask me how. This furry shit is so fuckin’ weird. Jizzy lost his freedom and his career.


Barry’s Skit pokes fun at former US President Barack Obama. Barry’s Skit uses an excerpt of "Dog in a Cage". This guy’s got a nice flow. The skit is a prelude to Pardon Me.


Pardon Me marked the return of Jizzy Smalls. Pardon Me essentially used the same beat and the same bars from Vegan - Bassoon N.I.M.B. too.

They call him Jizzy and he is fresh outta jail. He’d thank Obama but he is still a war criminal. He saw his bitches and gave them all a good fuck. They might be pregnant. Hopefully not. Jizzy calls out former US President Barack Obama for being a war criminal. “I’d thank Obama, but he is still a war criminal”

Holy fuck. Fucking furries are so horny and their cocks are so red. Jizzy can’t count how long he had bled. His asshole is still not right. That was fucking tight.

He is recognizing that this lifestyle is unsustainable. He fucks these bitches by chasing something unattainable. He’ll be out in the club and be attempting to get bitches. Now all bitches are trying to hump him. All because his parents didn’t love him.

Jizzy Smalls has lots of enemies and even less friends. What if this rap shit’s all a means to an end? What if his whole life has been nothing but a meaningless farce? Damn. Nah, fuck that sad shit. It’s for pussies. How can he be sad if he is sittin’ real cushy? Jizzy’s got a brand deal and a Kanye West feature coming up real soon. And yo momma’s gonna swoon. All he’s gotta do to not fuck that up is stay away from the children. Seriously, there are too many fucking kids with fat ass milkers who say they’re 18 but are actually they’re 12.

These lyrics are an example of nerd rap and nerdcore.
 
FBI fucked up the game lemme save it
Remixing all the old classics, Sonic Mania
Killin’ all the useless bloodsuckers, Castlevania
Kept your boy locked up up in Pennsylvania
Wishin I could nut in a bitch, macadamia

Jizzy got creative with the lyrics in his song with these lyrics. “Gotta get to bar 16 ‘fore I stop this/Cuz I got a fresh new bitch imma pop in/To her place and read her favorite new poem ‘fore I go/She my Edgar Allen Hoe”

Jizzy sheds light on how the prison industrial complex of the United States disproportionately affects black men with these lyrics below.

The prison industrial complex is for bitches who
Ain’t touched no bitches or ain’t done they fuckin dishes
Which affects black men disproportionately
Bitches take what I got, start extortioning me

These lyrics showcase Jizzy Smalls’ pedophilia:

All I gotta do to not fuck that up is stay away from the kids
Seriously, there are too many fuckin kids with fat ass milkers who say they’re 18 but then it turns out they’re 12
I shoulda known by the braces
Whatever, my kids sat behind bars
Don’t matter if they tried lyin' on me, Scar
Face, say hello to my little friend also known as my cock


High is surprisingly one of the more introspective songs which explains the lost love between him and an unnamed lover. But he uses edgy jokes. So that’s not too surprising. Jizzy ain't here to spit poetry.

Have you ever met with a girl who done fucked up your world? And you sit like, “Damn.”. Well Jizzy has. This ain't a bitch Jizzy wants to fuck even if he is still trying to get sucked.

Jizzy is feeling like love is a closed door between him and an unnamed lover. That is what these lyrics mean: “Feelin' like between us love is a closed door” She got him begging for some more. But in reality she just leads him on. So he plays the blame game instead. Maybe it's just the purp that got him sharing his problems. But ain't nobody listening for that! When people listen to Jizzy Smalls, they’re expecting that heat. Not a sad ass nigga just admitting defeat. Well regardless, these bitches be so heartless. He won't ever be an accomplice when a homie's out gettin' fucked by a bitch.


Run explains why you should run when you see Jizzy Smalls in the streets. Run to where the fun is.

When you see me Jizzy Smalls the streets, you should run. Run to the nigga pullin' up in the white van who is also known as the dope man from the West Side. Run to where the fun is. And he's still in the cut.

She's such a slut. This fake British person who is really an American citizen. If she fucks Jizzy good, then he will buy her lunch. She can run with the quickness. Jizzy tells her, “Keep your damn mouth shut, you Ameri-cunt. Especially with all that fake shit.”

These lyrics imply that the woman Jizzy is fucking is a pretending to be a fake British person who is really an American citizen.“Fake shit, keep your damn mouth shut/Fake Brit, an Ameri-cunt”


The song known as The Call explains how Jizzy Smalls performs an act of exploiting a nun (nunsploitation) by having sex with her. One thing that Jizzy Smalls does is pushes the envelope by mentioning necrophilia on the song. Jizzy Smalls went way too far here.

You know what's holy? You know what's right? You know the shit that keep you up late at night? You got your morals, huh? That shit don't matter when you're deep in a blonde haired woman who is literally a nun.

Jizzy fucked a nun last week and that shit was divine. Jizzy claims he saw God in her pussy and was tasting his wine. It was communion and she was the bread. It's such a shame she was already dead. So he performs a morally corrupt sex act of necrophilia by raping her dead body which has now been reduced to a corpse. Basically he admitted that he fucked a dead ass corpse.


Sick with It explains how Jizzy got sexually transmitted diseases.

All of these hoes done gave Jizzy AIDS and Hepatitis C. He is having trouble with his penis. All of these bumps on his penis are concerning. He is HIV positive too. Some niggas say pause when they about to get pegged. But he’ll take all that shit every day of the week. They pound Jizzy's throat, That's why it's hard for him to speak. Or maybe it's the virus fuckin' with his physique.

Seems like it's gonna be the end of Jizzy. This is gonna kill Jizzy. Jizzy has got every STD known to man. That's not shit he can fix with a perc or a Xanax. Jizzy ain't got much time left. This girl he had sexual intercourse with gave him a sexually transmitted disease. He knew that coochie was stankin but I still gave her dick because you know that's his thang.

4/5****!

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Deladap - Cigani Ruzsa + Angelo album review

Deladap - Cigani Ruzsa + Angelo was an electro swing album that was way ahead of its time because electro swing wasn’t even created yet back in 2004. Deladap was fusing Gypsy roots with modern EDM beats and jazz standards way before everyone else was. At least in Austria. That is why there musicians from all over the old Austrian monarchy were ahead of their time. The album has a rich constructed jazzy soundscape.

5/5*****!

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Ivy Mono - Space Dust album review

Ivy Mono - Space Dust is one ethereal new wave electro-pop album heavily influenced by synth pop. His entire album filled with love songs and futuristic vibes from 2022. Ivy Mono gives synth pop a breath of fresh and revival for the year 2022.


Leather Jacket explained the story of a Californian woman Ivy had eyes set on believing she was “the one” for him to be in love with and be in a relationship with.

Ivy saw her coming for him. She knows it's true. When Ivy is around her, he can't help but stick like glue. So he sticks to her like glue and won’t leave her. Ivy worships this Californian woman he believes is “the one” for him. She’s got his leather jacket hanging off both of her shoulders. She must be the one for him.

Now they are drinking Coca-Cola in way of the moon under the moonlight tonight. He doesn't need a reason to be dragged out all this way. The way her song comes through when she sings out his name lures him in further and deeper. It comes and goes.


Space Dust on the Silver Screen was a synth pop melody written in on a major scale. The song uses a very fairy tale like setting with a bit of science fiction (sci-fi). The song is a love song.

Space dust on the silver screen beside ultraviolet cosmic rays. There is no trouble in paradise. Just trouble with the dashboard light. Let love prevail. Ivy’s plan was to kiss her underneath the stars. They stood right beneath the moon and Mars just like in a fairy tale.

Everything looks pretty from the window. But nothing is as stunning as her lips though. It used to only matter if they were smoking. Now they’re staying in and Ivy is just floating.

He later spots his lover at the symphony in parallel above two steps from the balcony. She was floating like a goth in space. Ivy wrote your name in lowercase with pink pastel. He mixed it with a palette knife. But could she tell? He will let love prevail.

The chorus explores the beauty of this song.

[Chorus]
And everything looks pretty from the window
But nothing is as stunning as your lips though
It's just true, I like my life with you
Used to only matter if we're smokin'
Now we're staying in and I'm just floatin'
It's just true, go around the rock with you


Palm Springs (Another Star) is a song how Ivy and his lover spend their Friday night by the pool for a romantic getaway.

The stars are comin' out tonight. The moon's full for a Friday fright. Ivy and his lover spend their Friday night in a backyard and a swimming pool with Cocktails by the cool boombox. He’s bad when she’s good. If she needs to talk it out, she knows Ivy is never far. He is sorry about the fading of another star.

He spots the UFO in the sky through the desert. That’s no surprise. Old stars can still light up Palm Springs. Dirt road where Sinatra sings "That's Life". Ivy doesn't know that he should be down when she is out. Chalk lines circling the floor.

4/5****!

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Alesha Dixon - Fired Up album review

Fired Up by Alesha Dixon was a flaming hot sensational superficial pop album with superficial love songs such as Hypnotik, Lipstick, Fired Up, and Superficial. Now this Alesha Dixon album leans more towards a pop rock sound and does not just solely rely on the backing of pop music. For example, a bit of rock is incorporated into the album on songs such as Knockdown, Everywhere I Go, Lipstick, and Superficial. Fired Up is the passionate fire pop song by Alesha that served as the title track for the album.


Hypnotik is one of those trance like pop songs that will put you under a hypnotic spell due to the instrumentation and production. The song has that loud vibrant poppish production. The lovely, beautiful incomparable beauty Alesha Dixon sung her heart out on this very song. Alesha hypnotizes men to fall in love with her.

How would you feel if Alesha took the time to make you lose yourself? Go out your mind. Don't try to hold it back because you're not the kind to break this spell of hers. You're feeling sleepy. Keep your eyes on the swaying of her body. You wanna wake before she counts to three. She’s got you right where she wants you. You can't escape from Alesha. This is so hypnotizing. Look in her eyes and slowly drift away.

Alesha is gonna get hypnotik on you men out there. A warm kiss is all it's gonna take for you to crave this. You know that the way Alesha is moving will make you helpless.


Lipstick was the ladies anthem for the album that Alesha wrote for the ladies out there. The song has that loud vibrant poppish production.

Ladies, there are always guys there to stir and make you crazy. They try to get you flaky. You think that girl's a traitor. But that man's the instigator. The guys inside wanna get on with the ladies. Turning up with your jewelry on. Making moves with your lipstick on. Want some of that cushy stuff? Let's jump when the music's on.

Ladies… Why do you think that every girl out there's your enemy? You're looking at her with the green eyes filled with jealousy. It's not the way it's supposed to be. Ladies, stick together. We’ll get on a roll. Feel the rhythm in your body. You gotta lose control. We're all the same.


Knockdown is the song that encourages people to carry on even when they are down on their luck or they feel bad inside. Alesha encourages people to carry on.

The world goes by in a minute faster than we can keep up with today. Sometimes your soul's feeling shot down when luck's out. But you gotta carry on.

I got the feeling that something could happen now. I got the feeling that something might happen inside my life now. And have you ever asked why you feel like you've been here before? Because only you have the power to carry on through that door. Life goes on.


Superficial is the superficial pop song that is laced and ridden with that hot sensational superficial pop sound. The song explains how a person can be superficial hence the superficial theme. The song explains how feeling superficial can feel like no other high.

Every day is like a different flavour. I know it can be superficial. But in the end, there's more that I discover. Because one day you're high and then the next you're low. It's like a merry-go-round. Wherever you go, you're gotta ride it.
Anything is possible. It's superficial but underneath it all it can be so wonderful. It feels like no other high.

Alesha wouldn't change because she loves what she does. It's a love hating complication. She is getting knocked down but she always pull through. You gotta work it out. That is what living is all about because anything is possible. We're getting back what we've giving.

Alesha is loving all that she does. Otherwise she wouldn't pursue a career in music as a singer and celebrity pop star. She always lives by the truth. Alesha is living by the rhythm and the blues because she has a career in music as a singer and celebrity pop star. For better or worse, they're still selling her music. Don't believe the hype.


Alesha sings about all the positivity that comes along with freedom and independence on Free. The song Free showcased Alesha’s independence and growth as a woman. She sings about her desire to be free and happy.

Alesha took a risk against all odds. She had to be strong all on her own and overcome many ideas and fears. Decisions don't come easily for her. But now she is free and happy. Alesha is free to have a voice to use it any way she chooses to. She has made her dreams a reality.

There's no such thing as the next level. Just a continuation of movement and energy. Building bridges and climbing horizons on a journey never ended only to begin. Nothing is what it seems in the real world. And everything is a fantasy ready to be lived. Ready to be loved. Because in the end we are all one of the same kind.

4/5****!!

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The Brian Setzer Orchestra - 25! Live!!! single review

25! Live!!! is one of the more rock oriented singles from swing revival orchestra band Brian Setzer Orchestra from the year 2017. The single celebrated the 25th anniversary of the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Brian Setzer took a big step in another direction musically by switching to rockabilly. But that is not too surprising since he was originally a rockabilly artist. Let There Be Rock was Brian Setzer’s cover of AC/DC - Let There Be Rock. Only this cover of AC/DC - Let There Be Rock is a rockabilly version. Gene & Eddie is a rockabilly cover of the 1989 classic Stray Cats - Gene And Eddie. The song was a great tribute to Brian Setzer’s heroes.

5/5*****!