Bryce Kulak - Welcome EP review
Bryce Kulak - Welcome was an appetizer to dark cabaret music. The EP uses a mixture of cabaret music and jazz music. That makes sense given that the EP captures the essence of cabaret. Many of his songs are driven and backed by a grand piano which gives his songs a swing of cabaret and jazz. Songs such as Picturesque appeared on his Tin Can Telephone album. However it seems Bryce Kulak has pretty much walked away from the music industry not too long after this release along with his 2007 album.
Nothing Boy was a song Bryce wrote about a boy who never had much in his life. The boy retreated into isolation and became a social recluse. Bryce describes the boy as being very quiet. The song is very grotesque and morbid.
There was nothing to be done about the boy. He had retreated from majority become a void facsimile of what he'd been before. He was a stranger to society. The boy retreated into isolation and became a social recluse. He had put aside his pencil and his comb. Abandoned all his toys and all his science fiction novels. That boy was living in a tomb without a telephone. He never left the house. Bryce says he was as quiet as a very quiet thing He was as timid as a mouse. And though the lion roared, he ignored. The neighbours were floored.
There was nothing to be done about his health. He had a vague and inexplicable suspicion he was bleeding out his eyes and out his mouth. But there was nothing there.
There was nothing in his garden but his bones. And he had organized his funeral. Directed the procession. All his friends had come and gone. He was his memory. There were sagas in his mind of all the heroes and the life he'd left behind. But he was happier this way. Or not so challenged by his life from day to day living. All his worries and his spirit laid away. There was no one to convince him otherwise. They'd all abandoned him the day that they could. See that he was bleeding out his mouth and out his eyes. And he had flown from them.
These were the most quotable lyrics to the song.
And though the lion roared, he ignored
Said he was bored; the neighbours were floored
He had a vague and inexplicable
Suspicion he was bleeding out his eyes and out his mouth
Short-term Soulmate is about the soulmate Bryce was searching for and looking for. Bryce is looking for a soulmate to be in a short term relationship with temporarily. Short-term Soulmate is one of the more light-hearted songs.
She was just what Bryce was looking for. Hook, line, and sinking for. They absolutely clipped along that slippery slope they slipped along. There was hardly any question. She was the perfect short-term soulmate. Bryce made her a habit that wouldn't abate. She is his short-term soulmate. The closest that Bryce has ever come to that union. But soon she’ll be gone anyway.
She looking up phone numbers in the yellow pages. Something you've been slowly cooking up. And she is bleeding from a paper cut. He patience is tapering, but now she smiles as she finds Bryce.
Notice how Bryce made the chorus rhyme with his songwriting skills.
[Chorus]
Short-term soulmate
You penned me in neatly without a gate
You're my short-term soulmate
The closest that I've ever come to my senses
I'm jumping your fences today
[Chorus]
Short-term soulmate
You were the monster I didn't create
You're my short-term soulmate
The closest that I've ever come to devoured
I've soured your plans for today
And now I'm recovering
Onward and upwarding
Moving along, I can say
Pelican is one of the more unique songs with a bizarre touch by Bryce. The song is about a pelican who invited Bryce to live inside of him.
Today Bryce saw a pelican flying past the cafe he was sitting in. The pelican opened up his beak wide. There was a staircase that was winding down inside. And thus the pelican welcomed Bryce. Bryce stepped in ver the welcome mat that lay upon his pelichin. It was beautiful to be inside a pelican whose beak had opened wide. And now Bryce lives in a pelican. And he watches out the window as they soar around. His tired people feet never have to touch the ground. And there's nothing wrong with that. Every morning Bryce goes out and shakes off the welcome mat. Then he welcome others in to live inside the beautiful pelican.
Today Bryce met an elephant who never tells him that he pelican or pelican't. The elephant lifted up his trunk. He opened wide. Bryce could see a staircase winding down inside. And thus he welcomed Bryce and the pelican. They flew in ver the welcome mat that lay upon his elechin. It was wonderful to be inside a pelican whose beak had opened wide inside an elephant who'd welcomed them inside. And now Bryce lives in a pelican inside an elephant.
5/5*****!
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Soul Takers - Soul Takers album review
The Soul Takers - Soul Takers album is one of the lesser known obscure underground tapes (albums) from Street Smart Records. Sadly not too many people know about this album given that not many copies were pressed up. Their album uses haunting ethereal sound with the shimmering textures, medium beats, and ethereal pads. The Soul Takers album uses a mixture of genres which consists of soul, rap, and electronic music. Everything about this album is gold from the production to the lyrics all the way to the vocal presence.
Comin' Strap was originally this from the Greatest Hits Vol. 2 album. However this version has a different mixdown where the beat changes on the end of Verse 1. This version is a bit longer. The lyrics from the chorus which go, “Soul Takers coming strapped” are make the song rough edged and iconic. Project Pimp delivered fire on this junt.
5/5*****!!
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Maceo Parker - Funkoverload album review
Maceo Parker - Funkoverload is one of the lesser known beautiful abstract jazz-funk albums that has not gotten much recognition over the years. American jazz-funk saxophonist Maceo Parker brings in a blend of funk on this album from a bygone era of music. He even covers some Marvin Gaye songs on the album such as Inner City Blues and Let’s Get It On in an instrumental style of jazz-funk.
Maceo sings about how he is living life with all its ups and downs on Sing a Simple Song. The message of the song is, “You're in trouble when you find it's hard for you to smile. A simple song might make it better for a little while.”
Maceo is walking, walking in the street. He is also talking in his sleep. Time is passing by. He is growing older. Things are happening fast. All he has got to hold on to is a simple song at last. Maceo is living life with all its ups and downs. He is giving love and smiling at the frowns. You're in trouble when you find it's hard for you to smile. A simple song might make it better for a little while.
Maceo tells everyone the story of how an elephant stepped on his foot on the song Elephant’s Foot.
While chillin' one day not knowing what to do. Maceo thought he’d get his friend and go to the zoo. They didn't see an elephant or a cage because someone had put them all on the stage. There were lumps and bumps and all kinds of grind. You know those elephants wouldn't stay in line.
Maceo said: "I know just what they need. Let's teach them all to do the Waymon Reed." Maceo and his friend practiced and practiced all day long to teach these elephants the elephant song. These elephants looked at Maceo and his friend with tight lips. They just kept on moving those big elephant hips. An elephant dancing is a thing to see.
And that's when Maceo noticed the elephants were looking at him. He said, "Come on, elephants, come on, let's go"
And that's when one of them stepped on his toe.
Now Maceo likes to teach but he has his limits. Elephant dancing is a pretty good gimmick. It was getting late. It was about time to open the gate. People came in to see the show. Someone said, "Hey, look, there's Maceo." Maceo said, "Can I have your attention please? These elephants are about to dance you down to your knees." They bumped and grind and swayed all day. Started thinking about after the show, hey. Maceo said, "Come on, it's not time to eat. We got to get the crowd up off their feet. We got to keep going for a while yet. Gotta help the owner out of debt. Anyway, after this there's another show."
4/5****
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Lil Mo - On The Floor/Awl Eyes On Me single review
The On The Floor/Awl Eyes On Me single by Lil Mo was released as a digital single to iTunes in 2011. This was one of her hottest singles of 2011. Her entire single has that bounce and Baltimore go-go dance sound to it with usage of the new school soul. For example, she uses auto tune throughout the entire single.
On The Floor has that Baltimore go-go dance sound to it with usage of the new school soul. On The Floor is dedicated to ladies up in the club. The beats are quite hyphy. One can wonder if Lil Mo or the producer was influenced by the Bay Area hyphy sound when it came to music production. Lil Mo’s lyrics and ad-libbing is super superb. Fatman Scoop does his usual annoying chanting in the background which ruins the whole song of course. But that’s what he does best and what he is internationally know for. Take Missy Elliott - Loose Control (feat. Batman Scoop and Ciara) for instance.
On The Floor is an ode to ladies in the club and to the dancers outside. Dancers will love dancing to the track as the bpm is perfect for such dancing to. On The Floor is a song that makes you want to move and groove. The go-go dance sound from Baltimore is perfect for this track.
Lil Mo showed her more intimate feminine side on the steamy modern Awl Eyes On Me. Lil Mo sings about how she wants her man’s focus and attention aimed towards her in a sensual manner. That’s why they text each other back and forth on Twitter all night. The song is dedicated to ladies wanting all of their man’s focus and attention aimed towards them.
Awl Eyes On Me has that Baltimore go-go bounce sound to it with usage of the new school soul such as auto tune. Lil Mo used auto tune in a heavy manner as she did with On The Floor and Love Song.
5/5*****!!
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TzarBombah - Based and Redpilled album review
TzarBombah - Based and Redpilled was written from a conservative right-winger point of view hence the red pilled thinking and aggression. Some based on factuality and some based on satire. The true nature of this satirical hardcore melodic punk album is very disturbing as it mimics and imitates mimic the raw aggression of hardcore punk rock. TzarBombah discusses touchy subjects in his songs such as the real truth behind the porn industry, the state of decline of Western civilization, and birth control. He is always pushing the envelope in terms of politics and music. Overall he sings about his hatred for modern society and his troubled love life.
TzarBombah sings about the state of decline of Western civilization and his hatred for modern society on the song Western Society. Western society is dead to TzarBombah.
TzarBombah claims he is a not conservative and is not a liberal. Even though his songs contradict this statement.
He doesn't feed off the bullshit fed by corporate news media galore that confuses the population with their fear mongering tricks.
The same people that own the banks will prey upon your kids. Their minds are young and fragile. Their opinions have yet to form. These are the same people that are brainwashing little kids. Grooming them behind your back because you're too busy at work. Being preoccupied with paying bills is a capitalist perk. Your 13 year old's on birth control. She claims that she's depressed. You'll take her to the doctor and prescribe her more meds. They tell it as it is.
Parents have no jurisdiction. Their leadership is null because their little kids have iPads and the internet is in control disregarding their wellbeing which leads to non-effective laziness. Your 10 year old this semester is taking sex ed.
Birth Control Turns Women Into Whores explains the bizarre sexist conservative view point of how conservatives believe that birth control turns women into whores. Some if not most conservatives believe degeneracy will prevail if birth control is allowed. At least birth control isn't abortion. This is one of his more based redpilled songs on the album. Not to mention brutal. He exposes Big Pharma in the song also for destroying human lives. Think about it. I know you'll doubt it.
Birth control turns women into whores. Think about it. I know you'll doubt it. There's Big Pharma (the pharmaceutical industry) by your side. Big Pharma has medication made to fry your mind. Everybody tries to claim that it's a victimless crime. But birth control turns women into whores. Controlled substances and drugs such as Lexapro, fentanyl, Xanax, and Lo-Ovral are poisoning the youth's sex drive including the sex drive of women as a whole because birth control turns women into whores. The human brain cannot be fucked with.
Little girls are sold and traded daily as currency by elites. They are already pumped with hormones pre-developed for fun. Degeneracy will prevail. We're guinea pigs to the government and everybody's fine with that because everybody's scared of change.
The Possum Song deals with claustrophobic small-town fear. You know the saying, “the more things change, the more they stay the same” by French writer Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr? Well that is what this song is about. TzarBombah sings about the fear of change his small town has and how his peer have not really changed with the times. He needs a place to call his home. But TzarBombah doesn't know where his home is.
TzarBombah doesn't know why but the feeling's growing. He feels like he doesn't belong here. The times are changing but the town he is living in stays the same. He can't believe people settle here. He doesn't know why but he is over-exerted by claustrophobic small-town fear because he needs a place to call his home. But TzarBombah doesn't know where his home is. He refuses to be held back by claustrophobic small-town fear.
He doesn't know why everybody's not changing and are stuck in the mindset of their high school years. Left blue-balled by the strife of conversation. Watching people go and come every year. The ones that left are the ones that are succeeding and are not held down by the small town fear.
These lyrics explain what claustrophobic small-town fear is.
I don't know why, but the feeling's growin'
I feel like I don't belong here
I don't know why, but I'm over-exerted
Claustrophobic small-town fear
I don't know why everybody's not changing
Stuck in the mindset of high school years
Left blue-balled by the strife of conversation
Watching people go and come every year
The ones that left are the ones that are succeeding
Not held down by the small town fear
I don't know why, but the feeling's growin'
I feel like I don't belong here
I don't know why, but I'm over-exerted
TzarBombah explains how the pornography industry is basically modern day slavery on the touchy controversial song The Porn Industry. He explains how the pornography industry literally destroys women. He also explains how human trafficking affects everyone regardless of age. The song is pretty woke for its time and stills today.
The porn industry is modern day slavery. The porn industry has been giving women drugs just to shoot their scenes, destroy their bodies, disregard their reason(s) on/in why, and force them to rely on the pornographers needs. The lyrics “And force them to rely on the pornographers needs” showcase and exemplify the toxic relationship women have with the porn industry. Basically the porn industry and women both have and are in a parasitic relationship.
Humans are trafficked and sold to other people. It's not just adults that are commercialised and sold to all the elites in an underground manner. Children are also taken under arms by the pedophile ring and all the elites. All the statistics show that women are more likely to be trafficked than men are. 21% of those women just so happen to be children. The statistics show that women are more likely to suffer abuse. That is not say that men won’t be trafficked. Men do get trafficked but we just don’t hear about it as often as we do with the women.
A mother found her missing daughter on a porn site. Her daughter was missing for a year before. Her daughter was only 15. The store clerk that stole her was 30 fucking years old. Christopher Johnson was the pedophile thief who stole her daughter.
Pornhub, SnapChat, Modelhub, and Periscope are the websites that hosted this obscene child pornography. And although this is all in the past now, those websites still made money off streams. "Everything's gonna be okay." Says the billionaire behind his Twitter page. Keep in mind that these industry elites are profiting off of child rape and child pornography.
5/5*****!
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TzarBombah - Blackpill the Public album review
TzarBombah - Blackpill the Public was written from a conservative right-winger point of view hence the red pilled thinking and aggression. Some based on factuality and some based on satire. The true nature of this satirical hardcore melodic punk album is very disturbing as it mimics and imitates mimic the raw aggression of hardcore punk rock. However the subject matter is all over the place as this album is not just solely based on his hatred for modern society and his troubled love life as previous album “Based and Redpilled” was. TzarBombah discusses touchy subjects in his songs such as the real truth behind the porn industry, rape, and science.
Accelerate explains how technology has advanced so far yet we as people forget who we are. This is a side effect of the broken system. A side effect of the broken system is what we call "depressed". He is always pushing the envelope in terms of politics, science, and music.
TzarBombah believes there's no hope for the ones progression took because science has alleviated the fundamentals of being a human. Nihilism's normalised for comfort and no surprise. Technology has advanced so far. We all forget just who we are. A side effect of the broken system is what we call "depressed".
TzarBombah will walk to the park in the middle of the night when he thinks he has lost his mind in an attempt to isolate himself. But he has convinced himself a lie. Is it bad that TzarBombah doesn't believe that things will ever be the same? Satellites fry our brains and they call TzarBombah the one insane.
TzarBombah explains how science and technology has advanced so far yet we as people forget who we are with these lyrics of his. This is a side effect of the broken system.
Technology has advanced so far
We all forget just who we are
A side effect of the broken system
Is what we call "depressed"
Science has alleviated
The fundamentals of being a human
Nihilism's normalised
For comfort and no surprise
Is it bad that I don't believe
That things will ever be the same?
We've progressed too far, as the human race
I believe we've dug our grave
It's not just in my fucking head
There's no way, it's just in my head
Contributing to our fucking end
Resort to the primitive way
TzarBombah sings about his autistic tendencies on Autistic Tendencies. He discusses how his intellectual disability called autism affects his daily living and social skills. The song is a satirical poke at disability.
TzarBombah has had problems since he was young. He had trouble focusing in class. He doesn't know how to even think. He cannot look a person in the eyes. He’ll try his best to turn around and then he’ll stare right at their feet. He has problems talking to people. TzarBombah is good at numbers and analyzing strings of information. Autistic tendencies get the best of him. For example, he cannot walk into a mall without his earlobes getting hot from sensory overload. Everyone stares at TzarBombah because he is a freak. He is really intelligent. He has scored really high on every test he’s done.
Not being able to look someone in the face is a sign of autism. Sensory overload sign of autism. And so are headaches along with seizures. Being over-conscious over certain things is a sign of autism. Being really intelligent is another sign of autism.
TzarBombah discusses how his intellectual disability called autism affects his daily living and social skills with these lyrics.
I cannot look you in the eyes
I'll try my best to turn around
And then I'll stare right at your feet
('Cause I'm a freak!)
I'll have problems talking to girls
My head will hurt, and then
I'll wonder where my hands should fucking be
I'm good at numbers and the
Strings of information that I've found
On the traffic's license plate
What the fuck is wrong with me?
My autistic tendencies
Getting in the way
Always affecting me
Heating up my brain
It gets the best of me
Eating mе away
Autistic tendencies
I know no othеr way
Even in high school
I could never get a girlfriend, or get laid
I'm a loser, don't you think?
I cannot walk into a mall
Without my earlobes getting hot
'Cause everyone stares at me
('Cause I'm a freak!)
I'm over-conscious of my hunchback
Or the wrinkles on my shirt
Or the stutter in my speech
TzarBombah exposed the dark truth behind the American Pedophile Empire on the controversial The American Pedophile Empire. He discusses how Hollywood grooms children into sex trafficking rings and prostitution rings. He also explains how human trafficking affects everyone regardless of age. The song is pretty woke for its time and stills today.
TzarBombah was born in this developed world. A nation where his dreams can be conferred. A place where he can go real far if he tries. Live a happy life, grow old, and then die. Then there's the suffering of little girls and boys. The ones your leaders and your idols prefer. They're sold and trafficked all around the whole world. And then you'll turn a blind eye because it makes you feel better. Many of those children become mentally damaged and they never have a voice. And they will never have a way in life.
Children are sold and traded daily as currency by elites. They are already pumped with hormones pre-developed for fun. They are already pumped with hormones pre-developed for fun. Controlled substances and drugs such as Lexapro, fentanyl, Xanax, and Lo-Ovral are poisoning the youth's sex drive. Degeneracy will prevail.
Humans are trafficked and sold to other people. Children are also taken under arms by the pedophile ring and all the elites. They are sold to all the elites in an underground manner. All the statistics show that women are more likely to be trafficked than men are. 21% of those women just so happen to be children. The statistics show that women are more likely to suffer abuse. That is not say that men won’t be trafficked. Men do get trafficked but we just don’t hear about it as often as we do with the women.
The land of liberty is the place they say is free. We know what runs the streets. Hollywood won't let them sleep at night. There's no distinguishing what's evil and celebrity. No government's trustworthy. So welcome to the pedophile empire.
Pedowood (Hollywood) will burn one day. We'll try to make up for the suffering and pain. But that's a distant dream. Everybody's too scared and corrupt to let that happen.
These lyrics expose the American Pedophile Empire known as Hollywood. Hollywood grooms children into sex trafficking rings and prostitution rings. They're sold and trafficked all around the whole world. And then you'll turn a blind eye because it makes you feel better. Many of those children become mentally damaged and they never have a voice.
The land of liberty
The place they say is free
We know what runs the streets
Hollywood won't let them sleep at night
Then there's the suffering of little girls
The ones your leaders and your idols prefer
They're sold and trafficked all around the whole world
And then you'll turn a blind eye because it makes you feel better
Then there's the suffering of little boys
Sold on the corner and are treated like toys
Mentally damaged and they never have a voice
And they will never have a way in life
There's no distinguishing
What's evil and celebrity
No government's trustworthy
So welcome to the pedophile empire
5/5*****!
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あらき (ARAKI) - UNKNOWN PARADOX album review
あらき (ARAKI) - UNKNOWN PARADOX is a colorful brutal J-Rock album from Japan filled with sonic brutality and loudness. His vocal presence is certainly there. His vocals are what make this album a purified gold classic. Sadly this 4/5**** has gotten overlooked and overshadowed. Yet the subject matter is all over the place and he does not stick to one topic. あらき (ARAKI) is always pushing the envelope in terms of sound and music.
4/5****
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Gabe Dixon - Turns To Gold album review
Gabe Dixon proves that he is the man with the golden voice on his album Gabe Dixon - Turns To Gold with his Southern style vocals and cadence. His vocals are what make this album a purified gold classic. Sadly this 4/5**** has gotten overlooked and overshadowed. That Redemption is about Gabe waiting on that redemption and somebody to save his soul. Same Place is about Gabe being still unchanged and still being in the same place.
4/5****
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