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Hayley Mary - The Piss, The Perfume EP review

Hayley Mary - The Piss, The Perfume is a loud eccentric pop rock EP from 2020. The production is polished and cleanly. There are bittersweet love songs such as The Piss, The Perfume and Ordinary Me.


The titular The Piss, The Perfume is about finding bitterness through love. Sometimes bitterness comes in the sweetest places.

Hayley heard her man is coming back to Sydney, Australia. She had prepared reaction for this one. She’s sure he expects that she will break down and cry. Or slither away and stumble out her window as he skips by singing.

Don't it come around? The wind and the sound. The slant in the room, the piss, the perfume always can somehow bring Hayley to tears whenever combined with pictures of her man come running through her mind. She heard he was coming back to Sydney, Australia. She thought he wasn't for the simple life. She’s been lying to herself by telling herself that she is strong. But she’s gotta get out because she is in the rhythm of doubt. She should be back in the fight where she belongs. Not stumbling out of her window with his old t-shirt on. Hayley finds bitterness through love.


Holly is a song about a girl named Holly who tries to live a normal life in the the heart of America despite her attitude and behavior.

Where did Holly go after 1997? Did she grow out of the kleptomania? Holly’s a storm but she tries to live in the norm in the heart of America.

Holly is heating up that floor Her hollow cheeks and eyes are heavy noir. And as Holly lays down, Hayley fell to her knees. Now Holly’s name's Victoria Yawn and her hair is paradise blonde. But Hayley still would recognise Holly on the news because she is the heart of America. She has soft Dior moisturized feet.

4/5****

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Hayley Mary - The Drip album review

Hayley Mary - The Drip is a loud eccentric pop rock album from 2021. The production is polished and cleanly. Her songwriting had improved significantly since the previous year.


The Drip explained the drip inside of Hayley. The song deals with alcoholism and drugs which lead to their edgy relationship which lead to her man’s declining health affecting him greatly.

It was a dirty grey day. There was a constant drizzle as they drank Lucozade. Though it was not artisanal
Just a fizzling of orange. The drip inside of Hayley. Her friend was walking around in bare feet because he's started to use drugs. He says there's nothing more tragic than a dead person's shoes. Now he's wearing the crown in his own cashmere shanty town. He always were the clown.

Now sinking in a puddle on the side of the road. They thought it was a rock but found it was a rose. A
They were on the drip.

Now there he goes breaking habits. The cat that Hayley can't feed. Her cat can make her happy but not for long because patterns only keep her attention for a little while. The truth is patterns only your attention for a little while.

The third time their alarm went off, she just left him snoring for a little while because getting up again would be boring for a dirty grey day. Or for a bubble in her tea. And Hayley has been thinking how his demons are affecting his health. And maybe if she leaves him sleeping when he is punching himself, he might just fight them all off and they can fall right back in love. Oh, the drip inside of them.

Now sinking in the puddle on the side on the road. He swore it was the Rockefellers. Now he's a ghost. It gets harder. He makes Hayley happy, but if he goes, Hayley would still be glad that she had his attention for a little while. The patterns run deep. Hayley’s gotta learn to let go of roses she can't keep.


Sullen Kink explains her man’s kinky love with a sullen kick. The song explains how he feels love with a sullen kink.

Out on the deserted streets. The days are long and the nights are deep in mist. They play those goodbye beats. It really gets his knickers in a twist. The past is damaged goods. The past is something he should surely leave behind. But he just can't let it go. He can try to walk away but he still loves it. He feels love with a sullen kink. He could'vе had a row but found a way to curb his appetite.


Unholy Winter shared the story of how Hayley’s man took the best part of Hayley’s life which were a portion of her golden years.

An Australian winter is coming down upon her man now because he took the best part of Hayley’s life She knew he can handle the rain. But she never thought that he would go this far with it. Hayley never thought that he would shove his shit right into her door in the midst of her unholy-holy old winter troubles. She never thought about her man at all. She was just trying to bring the spring.

An unholy winter is raising upon Hayley and he’s been holding the painter. And the picture as the same. She thought she could handle the game. But she never thought that he would go this far with it. The time she had just flying. Not writing songs about you at all. She was just trying to bring the spring.


4/5****

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Macc Lads - From Beer to Eternity album review

Macc Lads - From Beer to Eternity is one eccentric provocative loud punk rock album fueled off fun times, getting drunk, and chasing skirts. This is not one of those posh albums either. Alcoholism is a theme on this album as is the case on all their albums. Chavs can’t get with this.


Bloik! exemplified how much a bloke Dick Head. He shags ladies and gives them attitude by acting all uppity and pretentious.

Dick Head was a pratt. He drove a Skoda with extra lamps on. He was always dickin' prattin’. He looked like a reuseable tampon. He tried to chat the birds up even though he'd always end up bleeding. It's tough when you come from Bollington. It's all the interbreeding. Sunglasses in the evening.

It's best to take those glasses off when you’re chatting up Stez Styx. So Dick Head went to Soho and he paid for a 69. The whore had had beans for dinner. She farted up his nose. He said, "I'm not payin' knacker's head for 69 of those!"


Lucy Lastic is an old nurse named Lucy who shagged everywhere.

In this life there's a couple of certainties, one is death and the other's a nurse. Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it. But he gave her one and her tits were that big. And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic. And that he never touched her. That's just bullshite. Lucy Lastic shagged everywhere. On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs.

There was dog food in her cleavage. Forgot about torn welly. Lucy Lastic's got a great back. Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack. Lucy Lastic shagged in a skip.


The song No Sheep ’til Buxton is the British punk rock answer and take to Beastie Boys - No Sleep Til Brooklyn but without rap.

Sheep shaggers went up in the hills. Macc Lads were on a binge looking for some pubs and up some minge. They couldn't find no beer. They just found sheep. So fuckin' many sheep put the Peter to sleep. There were sheep everywhere. There were sheep in the fields and under the trees. Sheep in the houses and under your feet. Sheep on the pavement. Sheep in the car. Sheep in the pubs and they all got barred.

The little wooly fuckers are all over the place. They’re fighting for the one with the prettiest face. So this is what locals get up to at night trying to get anthrax and make sure they use trite. Sunk to their nuts whilst they’re rodding a ram. And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb. Sheep shit on their foreskin and all over their suits. Little black berries in their Wellington boots.

Sheep shit on their trousers and all over their flies. Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your knob. Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce. Macc Lads gonna get a bleating from the mother in law. All the farmers daughters' got a sheepskin coat. They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke.


Lady Muck is a gross obscene punk rock about a lady whose name is Muck although muck isn’t her real name. Lyrics such as “You can use her piss for perfume and her pubes for dental floss” are what make the song obscene.


Lady Muck was sitting at a table shouting, "Waiter, where's the wine?" But you don't come in MacDonald's if you really want to get pissed. Lady Muck demanded Fast Fret take her to go out for a drink. Lady Muck tells Fast Fret, “Get me out of here. The place is full of grelbies.” She handed Fast Fret her car keys.

You could use her piss for perfume and her pubes for dental floss. And her shit would make good perfume because she's so fucking posh.

Fast Fret drove her round the town on Friday night as is were pay night. She said she was a witch and turned into a lady. She did a spell of snogging and a spot of fingering.  Fast Fret found her real name was Jonelle by the labels on her lingerie. She had a fur coat and no knickers. But she were a real lady. And she never swore or farted. And she drove a gold Mercedes Benz.


4/5****

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Macc Lads - Filthy, Fat & Flatulent album review

Macc Lads - Filthy, Fat & Flatulent is one eccentric provocative loud punk rock album filled with obscene and crude humor. This punk rock album is fueled off fun times, getting drunk, and chasing skirts. This is not one of those posh albums either. Alcoholism is a theme on this album as is the case on all their albums.


Head Kicked In explained the sexual encounter Knobby had with a “woman” only to find out he had been shagging a transvestite.

All the lads are drinking and puking on the dance hall floor. Knobby's in the ladies lavatory with his willy up a big fat whore. Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight. Knobby's going to rip off her bags and tear off her clothes. He will pull down her panties and her pantyhose when he tear off her clothes.

But he got dead pissed and puked on her dress.The toilet floor was a fucking mess. Knobby's waking up and a think there's going to be a fight when he finds out he's been shagging a transvestite. Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight.


Eh Up! Let’s Sup showed how Macc Lads get drunk and go hammers. The Macc Lads are piling in the back seat of their vehicle to attend a party on in Duke Street.  They carry on and turn right. They’re all tanked up knocking on the door like didn't have an invite. His face didn't look right. So they beat him up. Eh Up! Let's sup! Where's the fucking ale, lads? Plod pulls up. Stez is in the garden puking up. By god, you should have seen them. 50 pints of beer between them. Beater had a flabby penis. He's all tanked up.


Fat Bastard is about a fat virgin man that will eat your pies and tell you lies.

Fat Bastard eat your pies and he'll tell you lies. You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size. His massive gut is 40 feet. It goes dark when he walks in the pub. His buttocks part when you'll smell his farts. He's so fat he can't wipe his own arse (ass).  So now you've heard about the ugly turd. He's a virgin and he's never had a bird.

Does anyone know he's gay? He goes round spreading AIDs. We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is. Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet. The fat bastard is 500 pounds and he's very round. But he gets taller when he lies on the ground.

He busts his flies but he can't hide because he's too big, too fat and too fucking wide. Can anyone guess his weight? That was his fourteenth plate. His backside blubbers about cleavage peeping out. Where's the fat cunt at? Even his fat is fat. He's got an enormous bottom.


Knutsford explains how Macc Lads act obscene during the Knutsford Mayfair in the town Knutsford, England, UK. Macc Lads coarse and they act obscene up at the Edge on Halloween and at the Knutsford Mayfair by shagging any lump they find there. You can pick them up at Top Rank round the back for a quick wank. Skiing in the Viva. All their kids look like the Beater Knutsford scabby women.

Barrel’s Round is a song about getting drunk off beer.  Charlie's chatting up a barmaid and Beater's puking in the street. Charlie couldn't pull a muscle and she gave one of the members of Macc Lads crabs the other week. They get the ale in, swill it down, and have a drink in every pub in town. Half past 10 it’s Barrel's Round. Macc Lads want more beer. All the lads are cheering. Get the fucking beer in! They’ve got Boddies in our veins. They’ll outdrink anybody. Then they’ll go and do it all again.


Baggy Anne is about a woman named Anne who any man or lad in England would sleep with and shag.

Back in the mists of time when fags cost 19 quid.  When everything was black and white and pavements stank of white dogshite. There was woman lived down Letsby Avenue in Tinsley, Sheffield, UK named Baggy Anne.  You couldn’t grow up without her having you.She’d turn a boy into a man.

Anybody can shag Baggy Anne. Slime on her tits and maggots in her knickers. Any man or lad down for the British Flag looking for a shag should shag Baggy Anne.  They were all on the rag. Lying on the floor and covered in sores.

4/5****!

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General Degree - Bush Baby album review

General Degree - Bush Baby is a sensual dancehall pop album which will get the dance floor moving and grooving. His album has hilarious lyrics which he is known for using. His album is generic sounding all pretty much all the reggae rhythms are used.  


Boom Boom is for them girls from all about.

You are only a pretty girl. Sweeter than my granny’s greater cake and drops. But this boy who this girl truly loves has money contacts. She says he has her under wraps. He tells her lies. However she is not about to ask. That was when she used to play doll house and jacks. Now she is a big woman who stopped wearing ribbons and bobby socks. She chats to her man on the phone straight up to the max. Yet she does have a fax machine. So the only other alternative way their messages are sent is only by fax.

Have you ever seen a woman ever looking fashionable? Her is hairstyle ill and her dress code is a rebel. She booms down the place with her bass and treble. It’s an explosion when she passes through. She booms down each street, lane, and avenue. Main Street Crew even stops to admire her.  That's why General Degree says respect is due.


General Degree came with a bag of tricks and heap of things on his song called Bag a Tings. However the song is generic sounding as the bass settings are high.

General Degree is gonna tell you some things. A whole heap of things and a bag of tricks. You fear an earthquake but you do not believe in God. Enough vegetable matters but chow and salad. Cross boarder line to firing squad.

3/5***

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Britny Fox - Britny Fox album review

Britny Fox - Britny Fox is one of the lesser known glam metal albums of the 1980s that had that loud edge, bravado, and essence. Not too many people knew this album existed since it flew under the music radar despite reaching gold success and charting on the Billboard. Songs such as Girlschool and Rock Revolution follow the style of Van Halen.



Girlschool is about how the glam metal band Britny Fox chases after school girls who attend a private school for girls (girls school) and has the hots for them. Think Hot For Teacher by Van Halen but with underage school girls. You bet your sweet ass that’s the case. Come on girls!

A school bell rings off for the day. There’s traffic jam in the hallway. A few girls are at play. Cute school pink slips are fine. There's boys on their mind for a good time.

A bad girl is smoking in school and breaking the rules acting real cool. She is talking about all the rock boys. She is considered to be back seat joys with some boy's toy. One thing this bad girl did was broke all the rules at the private school for girls (girls school) she attends and is enrolled in.

The girls that attend the same girls school this bad girl attends have a dress code for their uniforms which include blue skirts and saddle shoes. Britny Fox loves all the girls in the girl school. Well here they come girls from the school! Breakin the rules and hot on the loose! You're stayin' after school! Boys on their mind for a good time.


Britny Fox show their appreciation and patriotism for the United States of America with their song called In America.

America is a rockin place. If you want some fun, well come right over! We all know it's a place to be. A place that we all know. A place we could live. You know of it.  Britny Fox just wants to tell you about it. So you don't miss out.

In America, a young child's heart just give 'em a start. In America, the families we love the man up above. In America, we'll grow and grow to be old. Now that Britny Fox told you about it you, just scream and shout you're proud of it!


Britny Fox go all out with the glam metal style and demeanor on their rockin’ song called Rock Revolution because it's a rock revolution. They explain why we have to stick together for rock music.

Some people got a chip on their shoulder about rock music. They put Britny Fox right aside cause their one track minds or just plainly ignore them in a simple manner. They say Britny Fox is loud and violent for this joke of a government system. But yet they air violent shows about death, rape and fighting too.

They rate their music down. They take their words and change them around. Pop, rock, country and metal. We won't take it lying down. We have to stick together for rock music.  We'll fight till the end, now Tock lives on. It's never dead. Because it's a rock revolution. Rock is gonna fight.


Kick ‘N’ Fight explains how people should aggressively kick and fight in a violent manner when they are down.

When your’re down and feeling low, and there ain't no place to go just put your mind in second gear, say, “I’m out of here.”. When your friends bring you down and there ain't no one around, you scream out loud at the top all you want is out.

Kick 'n' fight tonight. Just kick 'n' fight. That's right. Now you know how to hang tough. Say that wasn't rough. Well in your mind there's nothing to fear. Now you're in gear. One bite from the fox. You'll know it's time to rock. Get off your seat and on your feet. And you they won't beat.

5/5*****!!

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Britny Fox - In America album review

Britny Fox - In America is one of the lesser known glam metal albums of the 1980s that had that loud edge, bravado, and essence. Not too many people knew this album existed since it flew under the music radar. Songs such as Girlschool and Rock Revolution follow the style of Van Halen.


Britny Fox show their appreciation and patriotism for the United States of America with their song called In America.

America is a rockin place. If you want some fun, well come right over! We all know it's a place to be. A place that we all know. A place we could live. You know of it.  Britny Fox just wants to tell you about it. So you don't miss out.

In America, a young child's heart just give 'em a start. In America, the families we love the man up above. In America, we'll grow and grow to be old. Now that Britny Fox told you about it you, just scream and shout you're proud of it!


Kick ‘N’ Fight explains how people should aggressively kick and fight in a violent manner when they are down.

When your’re down and feeling low, and there ain't no place to go just put your mind in second gear, say, “I’m out of here.”. When your friends bring you down and there ain't no one around, you scream out loud at the top all you want is out.

Kick 'n' fight tonight. Just kick 'n' fight. That's right. Now you know how to hang tough. Say that wasn't rough. Well in your mind there's nothing to fear. Now you're in gear. One bite from the fox. You'll know it's time to rock. Get off your seat and on your feet. And you they won't beat.


Girlschool is about how the glam metal band Britny Fox chases after school girls who attend a private school for girls (girls school) and has the hots for them. Think Hot For Teacher by Van Halen but with underage school girls. You bet your sweet ass that’s the case. Come on girls!

A school bell rings off for the day. There’s traffic jam in the hallway. A few girls are at play. Cute school pink slips are fine. There's boys on their mind for a good time.

A bad girl is smoking in school and breaking the rules acting real cool. She is talking about all the rock boys. She is considered to be back seat joys with some boy's toy. One thing this bad girl did was broke all the rules at the private school for girls (girls school) she attends and is enrolled in.

The girls that attend the same girls school this bad girl attends have a dress code for their uniforms which include blue skirts and saddle shoes. Britny Fox loves all the girls in the girl school. Well here they come girls from the school! Breakin the rules and hot on the loose! You're stayin' after school! Boys on their mind for a good time.


Britny Fox go all out with the glam metal style and demeanor on their rockin’ song called Rock Revolution because it's a rock revolution. They explain why we have to stick together for rock music.

Some people got a chip on their shoulder about rock music. They put Britny Fox right aside cause their one track minds or just plainly ignore them in a simple manner. They say Britny Fox is loud and violent for this joke of a government system. But yet they air violent shows about death, rape and fighting too.

They rate their music down. They take their words and change them around. Pop, rock, country and metal. We won't take it lying down. We have to stick together for rock music.  We'll fight till the end, now Tock lives on. It's never dead. Because it's a rock revolution. Rock is gonna fight.


Don’t Hide explains how the members of Britny Fox will lend you a hand if you are down. If you're down in the dumps the members of Britny Fox will lend a hand. You can rely on them. You won with all the glory because you stood right by their side. You don't need a place to hide. So don't hide. Stand tall.

5/5*****!!

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Britny Fox - Boys In Heat album review

Britny Fox - Boys In Heat followed the style of Van Halen. Think Hot For Teacher by Van Halen. That is what the sound of this album revolves around. No, they are not Van Halen wannabes. This is one of those lesser known glam metal albums of the 1980s that had that loud edge, bravado, and essence. Not too many people knew this album existed since it flew under the music radar of course.

5/5*****!!

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Demonix - Never Felt So Alive album review

Demonix - Never Felt So Alive is one of the more perverted and pleasuring rock albums which is quite dark and sexual. Not to mention kinky and provocative. Songs such as Secret Meditation, ...For You, Tongue of Fire, and Cool Domina revolve around the theme and concept of bondage. Songs such as Loveless and Possession revolve around the concept of Possession. Much of the album revolves around bondage, submission, and domination.


Secret Meditation explains how both partners feel adrenaline rush when engaging in acts of bondage and sadism. The song revolves around the act of bondage.

Here in secret meditation is flowing imagination. Are you afraid? Are you in shame? Focus on tension. Attention and discipline are guiding your pain. The miracle is regained. You are masked and cuffed while both you and your partner feel adrenaline rush. Hot hands inflame your naked flesh.

Thoughts vanish and senses flash here in secret meditation through a flowing imagination. Your body is stretched beyond thought. Nipples scream in silent song. Your choked cock throbs in turn. Liberate your sperm! Cum in wondrous waves by breaking through the walls of shame here in secret meditation! A miracle is regained!


Cool Domina explained how a man wants to be taken by a dominatrix.

A man wants to be dominated by a dominatrix. He doesn’t have the desire to be his own responsibility. He loves the darkness and adores the tension of struggling in bondage. In fear of suffocation. A dominatrix has got him on his knees. He wants to worship her. He knows she understands.

She’s holding him tightly. He’s helpless as a baby. He needs to be told so while his knees pressed on the cold hard floor. He’s waiting very quietly and taken each command. He’s rising to the fire beneath her dominating hand. She’s got him on his knees.


Voyeur explained the story of a mountainous man that dominatrix Sheri had as a client who wanted to be dominated by her.

The client these dominatrix Sheri had was huge. Not only tall beyond average but wobbling in an excess of pale lardlike flesh given the obvious fact that he was a mountainous man.

He wanted the two of them. Sheri knew the score. Sheri tied Sandra up with ropes with her hands behind her back. Then Sheri forced her down on her knees and tied her ankles binding them to her wrists.

Sheri set up the scene for Sandra. Now it was her turn. She started crying. So Sheri slapped her across the mouth. Then Sheri gagged Sandra with a stocking and blindfolded her.

The big man’s hand had run the zip down his trouser front and slipped his hand inside Sheri continued. Sheri kicked Sandra over so her ass stuck up, ripped off her panties, and gave her ass a slapping until it was glowing red. The big man’s hand moved quickly inside his trouser. She's still tied up in the other room.

But Sheri frowned at him. No communication allowed with this client. He only wanted to listen and watch. He was completely silent as sweat trickled down the sides of his doughy face. Sheri unhooked her black bra and her garter belt rolling her stockings down her legs. Slipping them off her feet. Sandra lays down, pale and naked on the bed, powdered and primed for exploration.

Sheri's mouth was small, her lips full, her tongue more knowing than Sandra’s in manipulating the complex nerves embedded in woman’s flesh. She sucked on a nipple while rolling the other between two small fingers bringing forth true sighs of passion. Her back involuntarily arching upwards.

From the corner of her eye she saw the big man had moved closer. His trousers dropped to the floor revealing thighs like waterlogged tree trunks. His hand worked his small penis aggressively. Sheri slid down Sandra and spread her legs with silky hands. She parted her pussy lips and pulled her clit in a sucking movement into her mouth. She felt her little tongue darting on either side of the shaft of her swollen clit. Then she sucked it again in a kissing smacking fashion. She was exquisite and repeated the little suck-kisses making every nerve in her pussy rage with small explosions. Sandra was throbbing. She reached up, squeezing her nipples, took her pussy lips, clit, and all into her mouth in one long tongue feathering suck. And that was it.

While Sandra was lost in her own outer-space orgasm she heard a high-pitched whimper come from the big man. But her ears were too filled with the sound of pulsing to bring her down until the great pleasure wave this wondrous little Sheri sent her out on had ebbed away and she returned to my own nakedness on the bed. Sheri's sly-eyed look and the fat client struggling to retrieve his trousers.

5/5*****!!

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Misbehavin' Maidens - Begrudgingly Behavin' album review

Misbehavin' Maidens - Begrudgingly Behavin' features a "greatest hits" sampling of fan-favorite songs. All tracks on this album have been previously released on their 3 albums. This is a compilation album of all their PG-rated songs for fans who want to play only our songs without explicit content. Perfect for introducing people to their funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk! There are no new recordings on this album because it is a compilation of previously-released music.


German Clockwinder is a German style traditional folk song with a whole lot of sexual innuendos used everywhere.

A German Clockwinder to Dublin, Ireland once came. Benjamin Fuchs was the old German Clockwinder’s name. And as he was making his way around the strand, he played music on his lute that was grand. The German Clockwinder was singing, “Too-ra-lam-a-lam-a, too-ra-lam-a-lam-a, too-ra-li-ay Too-ra-li, oo-ra-li, oo-ra-li-ay”

There was a young lady in Grosvenor Square of London, United Kingdom who said that her clock was in need of repair. In walked the German Clockwinder and to her delight he had her clock right in less than 5 minutes. And as they were sitting right down on the floor, there came a very loud knock on the door. In walked her husband and his shock was great to see that old German wind up his wife’s clock. Then says her husband “Look here, Maryann. Don’t let that old German come in here again. He wound up your clock and left mine on the shelf. If your old clock needs winding, I’ll do it myself!”

Then says the German Clockwinder, “Sir, I meant you no harm. But the spring wouldn’t work in your old wife’s alarm. So I took out me oil-can and I gave it a squirt. If you kept it well-oiled, your wife’s clock would work!”

(How many of you read these lyrics as “There was a young lady in Grosvenor Square who said that her cock was in need of repair”? I know I did.)


Paddy Murphy is a tale about an Irish Catholic priest named Father Murphy who is affectionately known as Paddy Murphy which he is better known as. The song explains how the people of Ireland payed their respects for the deceased Paddy Murphy. And the ways of how they showed their honor and their pride.

Oh, the night that Paddy Murphy died is a night people will never forget. Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't got sober yet. As long as a bottle was passed around, everyone was feelin' gay. O'Leary came with the bagpipes with some music for to play!

That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy. That's how they showed their honor and their pride. They said it was a sin and shame. And they winked at one another. And every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy diеd! Mrs. Murphy sat in a corner pouring out her grief out by crying her eyes out mourning the loss of her husband.

Whеn Kelly and his gang came a-tearin' down the street, they went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole. Kelly and his gang put that bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold! That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy. That's how they showed their honor and their pride.

Everyone started drinking. They didn't worry for a prayer. Mrs. Murphy said she'd wait until everyone was there. The sight made everyone shiver with fear. They took the ice right off the corpse of Paddy Murphy and placed it with the beer!

A fierce and strong fight broke out. Someone knocked the whiskers right off poor old Darby Flynn. Dirty Andy Burke was there. Now whaddaya think he'd done? He put the corpse right on its head in the corner just for fun!

Then Mrs. Murphy started in and battled with the cops. She chased every one of them for several blocks. In the end 18 people were tried in court for having caused a riot on the night Pat Murphy died! A lovely time was had by all.

Then someone asked old Finnegan if anyone had died. Old Finnegan said, "Well, I'm not quite sure. I just came for the ride!" They headed for the graveyard all holy and sublime. And found out when they'd got there they'd left the corpse behind! That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy. That's how they showed their honor and their pride. They said it was a sin and shame.


Dumb Ways to Con is perfect song for cosplayers out there who attend cosplay conventions and attractions. Misbehavin’ Maidens explain all the dumb things to do at cosplay conventions. There are so many dumb ways to con.

Stop for pictures at the top of the stairs. Try to lick all of the vendor wares. Rush a panel room when you’re told to wait. Tell a Xenomorph you wanna procreate.

Keep a Tribble as a pet. Sell a vial of Chris Evans’ sweat. Challenge a Wookiee to a fight. Smoke a cigarette and set your wig alight. Go to the LARP with a sharpened sword. Throw some chimichangas at a Deadpool horde. Yell spoilers at the Game of Thrones shoot. Tell an Alucard his Carmen Sandiеgo’s cute. Hug somebody while in unsealed body paint.

Agree to a group skit without committing. Watch all of Evangelion in one sitting. Go all weekend without taking a shower. Chug energy drinks and just live in the game room. The dumbest ways to con.


Fall River Hoedown is a folk comedy song about Lizzie Borden, a murderer responsible for the August 4, 1892 axe murders in Fall River, Massachusetts.

Yesterday in old Fall River, Massachusetts, Mr. Andrew Borden died. And he got his daughter Lizzie on a charge of homicide. Some folks say she didn't do it and others say she did. But they all agree Miss Lizzie Borden was sort of a problematic person. You know how neighbors love to criticize. Because you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts. Not even if it's planned as a surprise.

Lizzie got her father on the sofa where he'd gone to take a snooze. Lizzie rеarranged him with a hatchet. And then she got her mother in that same old-fashioned way. But you can't can't chop your momma up in Massachusetts. Not even if you're tired of her cuisine. That kind of thing just isn't very nice.

They really kept her hoppin' on that busy afternoon with both down and upstairs chopping while she hummed a ragtime tune. They really made her hustle and when all was said and done. She'd removed her mother's bustle when she wasn't even wearing one.

It wasn't done for pleasure and it wasn't done for spite. And it wasn't done because the lady wasn't very bright. She'd always done the slightest thing that mother and father had bid. They said, "Lizzie cut it out!" So that's exactly what she did.


Bedlam Boys explains how the Bedlam boys are bonny. The Misbehavin' Maidens would 10,000 miles to see Mad Tom of Bedlam. Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes to save her shoes from gravel. Bedlam boys are bonny. For they all go bare and they live by the air. And they want no drink nor money. So drink to Tom of Bedlam, he'll fill the seas in barrels.

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