Sunday, March 20, 2016

Mixerr Album Reviews #690

This is Michael Mixerr. Today I will review The Creeps - Suckin' Suds & Fuckin' Chubs.

Suckin' Suds & Fuckin' Chubs was an album that was in 2013 by The Creeps with 19 songs featuring Rossibreath from siccnessdotnet, Indecent the Slapmaster, LiterACola, lesbianyayo, and others.
(The Creeps is an electronic/rap group out of Menasha, Wisconsin.)

Da roof, da roof is on fire, we don't use rubbers! We use lubricant on the song We Don't Use Rubbers. The song We Don't Use Rubbers is an ode no usage of condoms. We Don't Use Rubbers is kind of similar to UTFO - Bone It and Bag It which is an ode to raincoats.

Imagine waking up on a strange couch in a strange town where you don't know what the fuck exactly is going on. But shit's about to go down. That is what you'll experience on the song Hangover Anxiety. Everything is all fucked up and foggy. Anxiety is creepin' alone. The clothes hanger part was extremely funny. The texts parts were also funny.

Average Joe is about the life of an average joe named Rossibreath. The beats are subpar and the lyrics are average. From the streets of Wisconsin comes the triple OG Rossibreath. He is really cool and stuff. He drinks a lot of Carlos Rossi and his breath smells like a vineyard. Rossibreath loves sipping fine wine. 

50 Guys tells us the tall tale about this promiscuous slut who gives it up for nothing. This promiscuous slut sleeps with any dude possible. Drunk eyes don’t lie and neither does promiscuity. That’s why the slut slept with 50 guys.  Chris, Rossibreath, and savage come rolling thru next. The lesbianyayo verses were the best! The track is so sick with them. References to anal sex and cuninglingous are made throughout 50 Guys.

Let's Gets Drunk is an ode to getting drunk. You will love the heavy bass and beats on snooze. It's another “get drunk and pass out” song.

What a Creep U Are is a dedication track to all the creeps out there. Maybe even the freaks too. What a Creep U Are has a stalkers theme to it.

The bass hits super heavy on both ends of the speakers throughout the duration of the track Ghost. The bass hits harder than a motherfucker! The beats are super brehsive! If you ain’t bumpin’ this, then get ghost! The Creeps rapping is a lot better than a lot of peoples first try at rapping. Usually people are not really secure of themselves at trying rapping. They sound all nervous and awkward. So that makes the listener/crowd feel awkward too and not like the artist.

Lenbiasyayo try out experimenting with G-Funks on Roll Yer Windows Down. The raps are super brehsive! Tis the season to drink tall cans on Roll Yer Windows Down. It’s time to go dating for chicks in the state of Wisconsin.

Jolly is an ode to pharmaceutical drugs. Jolly is a dedication track to all the creeps, druggies, and freaks out there. The bass is loopy.

The lesbianyayo verses were the best! The beats are funky! Lenbiasyayo produced songs for the whole album. Lenbiasyayo is a producer. He did quite a dope brehsive job in production.

The Creeps album is better than a lot of peoples first try at rapping. Usually they're not really secure of themselves at trying. They sound all nervous and awkward. So that makes the listener/crowd feel awkward too and not like the artist. People who thought The Creeps were wack are wrong! The Creeps band members are actually confident and having fun not giving a fuck about shit. Most of the album is all about having fun. That's why the albums mood is so easy-going.

Roll Yer Windows Down, Open Intoxicants, Hangover Anxiety, Ghost, Snooze, and Reel Creeps are the best songs on the album!

I rate this album, Suckin' Suds & Fuckin' Chubs, 4/5****!

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