This is Michael Mixerr. I will review Ken Kaniff - KEN KANIFF FROM CONNECTICUT.. THE ALBUM! SINGLE SAMPLER…
KEN KANIFF FROM CONNECTICUT.. THE ALBUM! SINGLE SAMPLER was released digitally by none other than Ken Kaniff (Detroit rapper Aristotle) on his old Ken Kaniff website in the year 2000. KEN KANIFF FROM CONNECTICUT.. THE ALBUM! SINGLE SAMPLER was released digitally as an album sampler for the 2002 album The Ken Kaniff Show longtime hardcore fans of Eminem know about.
[KEN KANIFF FROM CONNECTICUT.. THE ALBUM! would eventually become the 2002 album The Ken Kaniff Show longtime hardcore fans of Eminem know about.]
From the text file that was included in his mp3 that was the album sampler KEN KANIFF FROM CONNECTICUT.. THE ALBUM! SINGLE SAMPLER.:
“ Since Ken Kaniff made his first appearance on Eminem's debut album he's been in the lab cookin up one hell of a concoction. He's traveled all over the world to gather a selected few that now makes up his unique, talented and "off the hook" musical entourage. He's also had the privilege to work with an array of musicians who have help make Ken Kaniff in the legend that he is today. Producer and executive in charge of production Angelo Rosati Costa, has put together a platinum worthy CD containing tracks produced by Angelo. ”
The album sampler itself very explicit and sexually provocative with dark disturbing lyrics. Ken Kaniff highlights homosexuality and attacks Eminem lyrically all over the place. Most of the songs are downright disturbing such as Buy U A Beer, Babysitter, and Ken Is Crazy.
In Buy U A Beer, Ken Kaniff wants to buy some underaged women a beer. Preferably high schools is whom he wants to target. In Buy U A Beer, Ken attempts to perform acts of downright pedophilia in order to buy the women, he wants, a beer.
He is still in high school and he will be lucky to even pass. Ken is real good at most subjects but sucks horribly at math. Ken is 21 and has been in high school for 6 years. The only thing he learned is how to buy beer.
At the beginning is where Ken spits game to ninth-grade hoes by writing love letters and notes with X and Os. For instance, this one girl who sat next to me at a desk. He knew she liked him because she wouldn’t let him cheat off her test. She was kind of cute too, but her tits weren’t developed. By the time she’s sixteen, Ken knowns her breasts will swell up.
They exchanged numbers. So Ken called on her phone. Her mother picked up and Ken said “Is Jennifer home?”
She was screaming and yelling “Now how old are you?”. Ken responded “Old enough to buy your daughter a cold case of brew.”
His attempts at buying underaged women beer are witty. Read the lines to these lyrics.:
When you’re standing in line, buying a three musketeers
I’m right behind you trying to buy you a beer
Ken Kaniff performs acts of outright pedophilia. Read these lyrics for instance.:
Ken Kaniff, I like my pussy young and fresh
I’m off soft warm women with them b-cup breasts
So that means Ken rubs little girls breasts. When they get home, their panties disappear. Throughout the rest of the entirety of this track, Ken talks about how he likes his girls young.
Without You is both an Eminem parody and Eminem diss track all at the same time. Ken Kaniff is Aristotle’s alter ego that he uses to diss Eminem. Ken Kaniff goes in on Eminem both figuratively and literally all throughout the track. Ken tells the listener(s) about how he wants to have sex with Eminem & Dr. Dre while making homosexual remarks aimed at both of them.
At the beginning of Without You, Ken Kaniff gets his ass licked by Eminem since he is a cockboy. Eminem is obsessed with faggots with rumors of him being a homophobic person possibly. However that is false as Eminem openly denied being homophobic.
Babysitter is about a bizarre look on the dangers of babysitting altogether. Ken Kaniff receives a called from a desperate father in search of a babysitter for his youthful daughter. The father is unaware that Ken Kaniff is to mentally unstable as he is not deemed fit to babysit anyone's children.
I rate this single, KEN KANIFF FROM CONNECTICUT.. THE ALBUM! SINGLE SAMPLER…, 5/5*****!
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